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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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FuhrerHat posted:

i live right next to this place and i keep seeing the delivery drivers and their stupid cars with things on the top and i actually kind of miss when we used to have delivery drivers with silly hats on their cars

namaste

Get in there and film every second.

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Prokhor Zakharov
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Who's in the suit?

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this is so loving sad

Prokhor Zakharov
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Somebody ring up ol Doobie and let him know there's a big franchising opportunity available

Prokhor Zakharov
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Agent Escalus posted:

This is probably what fandom content creators really want out of life

entergagement?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Instead of taking a comic strip and making it into a pizzeria they should have taken this pizzeria and made him into a comic strip

Prokhor Zakharov
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Trash Fire Pizza Man had a whole thread of poo poo pizza dedicated to him not too long ago. A shame it didn't last long enough for the Garfster to revolutionize the medium with his orangey cardboard 4 pepperoni masterpieces

Prokhor Zakharov
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Wanna see him make a cappuccino.

*opens coffee maker and shovels in a mound of dirt and a dead cat*

*turns to camera and winks*

Prokhor Zakharov
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Lebanese men are the hottest

But not as hot as the cowboy cuts of beef in this fuckin lasagna

And you can use the box as a holder for your j/o tissues

Prokhor Zakharov
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Will Taylor
2 reviews
4 weeks ago-
What have you done lately. These people made a Garfield themed take out only pizza restaurant. Quit your job and get your high school band back together. If you dream it you can make it. Someone made a motherlovin' Garfield themed take out only restaurant. They got building permits and financing to do this, all for your entertainment. You don't like it because it's "too expensive" and "not very good"? Didn't stop Neil Armstrong from faking the moon landing and it didn't stop them from making a cartoon app-exclusive restaurant.

Anything is possible.

(Will's only other review is of Canada Post and I'm positive all 14 likes of this review are from Nathan's other astroturf accounts with one review)

Anything's possible with a dream and a shitload of your billionaire dad's money!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI

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What the gently caress

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numberoneposter posted:

im strongly considering getting a garf tattoo any suggestions for what he should be doing????

ive talked to the guy who did my last tattoo and he recommended this guy who could do a good garf

he should be entergaging

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

It's Lowtax in the Garfield costume. It all makes sense now!

The suit is the only thing holding his spine together. Like Iron Man but for a lovely cat and pizza.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnZphCBWTA

Prokhor Zakharov
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Jim Davis is coming for you!



*Monday themed screaming sounds*

Prokhor Zakharov
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Get a Garfield pizza, some Nermal nuggets, and Jon Arbuckle drank a cup of dog cum one time

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Blue Moonlight posted:

Why...why is Jon Arbuckle looking at me like he wants to gently caress me?

I do not consent, Jon.

are you a cup of dog cum?

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Telephones posted:

okay i'm waiting for all this to be a big borat or bansky satire why is it not why is it not pull up PULL UP!!!

Garfield's Orange Sauce

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crazy eyes mustafa posted:

That apparently is a traditional
Brazilian recipe- the chunky rice looking stuff is shredded chicken and the dog cum is actually catupiry cheese, kind of like a semi liquid provel. I think I would rather eat Garfield pizza.

Is the trash fire traditional too?

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Pastry of the Year posted:



"The integrity of this scene requires that it take place in GarfieldEATS, the world's 1st #Entergaging Quick Mobile #App Restaurant."

My Dinner With Andre reboot location found

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Partycat posted:

I’ve never seen a dirty Garfield cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PExKw38rntw

Prokhor Zakharov
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love me, feed me, entergage me

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BBQ sauce and pineapple can go good together.

Really the addition of pepperoni is the real outlier here in my opinion, meaty or no

imho

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Blurry Gray Thing posted:



Free game CD with every purchase.

G-G-G-G-G-GAAAAARF

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Dr. Quarex posted:

Think if they had used the GarfEats Dubai menu in Toronto it might have gone over better; I actually want to eat like five of the things on this page



Most of that is like $10 USD too.

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"Are you not entergaged!?"

*whips potato tail into crowd*

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERGAGED!?!?!"

Prokhor Zakharov
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This poo poo reads like a loving fever dream

quote:

We have become out of control as we can’t keep up with the accelerating and shifting digital world and new technology given our low attention span. On Google Play store, it takes approximately 7 seconds for a consuser-a potential buying mobile user actively using a smartphone — to install an app after viewing a feature graphic of a particular app on the store.

Let’s face it! We live in an app-economy with over $110 Billion in consumer spending across all mobile app stores and will grow to $139 Billion in 2021, according to App Annie Intelligence. Users are no longer satisfied with common standard apps and they are becoming highly demanding at an accelerating paste in regards to app features, tasks completion, app benefits, and enabled touch options. Youth is our driving force and can’t be suppressed. Their voice must be heard and carried out with full attention and scrutiny or you will fail to become the next engaging brand leader in the next decade.

Entergage

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Dr. Quarex posted:

Just bumping the thread to admit my shame, I literally just accidentally said "nice to have something to entergage with" out loud when trying to praise the new VR gaming push

Nathen, I pledge myself to you

He already knows

Prokhor Zakharov
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unpacked robinhood posted:

That medium article is bonkers. Wtf is an "accelerated paste" ?

cum

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Shuu posted:

I'm in infosec and my coworker gave me a hard copy of one of these, which exist for some reason. How relevant is Garfield to kids anymore?




extremely powerful Poochie vibes coming off 'Cheese_Cat 12'

Prokhor Zakharov
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how does this keep getting more insane

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the B R A N D

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Killingyouguy! posted:



fuckin pardon, nathen?

This guy's brains are just incredible

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Killingyouguy! posted:



NATHEN!!!!

(for those unfamiliar with instagram conventions, this is basically its equivalent of a retweet)

Oh my god

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Pastry of the Year posted:



really rather #steamed that at no point do I recall being offered the #opportunity to make a #fanvestment

also Nathen evidently thinks Chex Mix is a breakfast cereal

Pretzels and rye chips doused in milk and are an essential part of a balanced breakfast

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the photoshop job on his face is giving me uncanny valley

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the end of an era

a really goddamn stupid era, but an era nonetheless

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