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Wait it's been what like over a day now? Don't listen to the orange clown, confess already ya coward!!!
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Oh god, everyone could of died!!!! Or if he'd shared you know get hungry and feel like more pizza. I mean one or the other
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Jul 24, 2022 23:06
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think that was the whole thing. See there was something! Ye of little faith, has Garfield every let you down!!!
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Jul 24, 2022 23:09
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Elephant Ambush posted:That's not a confession I think that by this point is fairly obvious to all Nathan is not a smart man, so I say given that, this is close enough.
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Jul 24, 2022 23:59
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Escape From Noise posted:SmurfEATS Unless we get to eat the smufs I'm not interested.
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Jul 26, 2022 05:41
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Escape From Noise posted:Become the Gargamel you wish to see in the world.  Yaldabaoth posted:...all the cheese will be blue cheese because Nathen doesn't know blue cheese isn't actually blue. (I also 100% don't care what the reason behind the name is. It's still stupid. Don't @ me with it!)
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Jul 26, 2022 20:28
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Escape From Noise posted:I mean most dressing is 50-75% oil. I make my own at home, and that's usually the ratio. Oh god after all the Saudi oil is gone there will be no more Garfield related Entergagment or salad dressing! The world is doomed!!!!!
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Jul 27, 2022 08:01
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Escape From Noise posted:That's Arabiolosis for you. Oh, just looked it up. He's from U.A.E. I swear it saw somewhere in this thread mentioning he was Saudi. My mistake! (also apparently he co-wrote two movies and co-directed one. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6557102/)
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Jul 27, 2022 08:14
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david_a posted:I don’t remember it coming up before, but https://www.nathenmazri.com is pretty great. At the top of the site it says "20M+ IMPRESSIONS" and I thought he might also be the worlds greatest impressionist, but nah turns out he was just talking about some social media metric bollocks. Also the booking page appears to be tripping.
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Jul 27, 2022 08:29
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:I will not stop posting @nathfield until a giant crystal death star the size of a grapefruit is permanently adorning my desk. Would you settle for just a regular grapefruit adorning your desk, as while not as ostensibly cool as a giant crystal death star, obviously, if you have a good throwing arm it can make a very pleasing and comical splat noise if you chose to throw it at anyone who is annoying you. If you are a grump old curmudgeon would highly recommend!
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Jul 29, 2022 00:17
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The fact that this isn't just open to peoples who name is legally Garfield is bullshit.
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Aug 1, 2022 21:43
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So it's been like a day, is he still on this wedding thing or has he moved on to some other random craziness?
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Aug 2, 2022 08:47
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The Alchemist posted:Yeah it's probably over, Mazri has taken his meds and will never deliver lols again. Time to close the threa-pfffffftttthahahahahaha gently caress, I cant say it with a straight face! I assume his meds are for cocaine withdrawals and are just more coke
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Aug 2, 2022 13:24
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The Alchemist posted:Somehow I doubt if we are ever going to see Nathfield animated series, let alone a live-action Netflix original starring Nick Cave. Oh god, Nick Cave needs to write, score, and star in a movie about Garfield pizza restaurants. Like no idea how that would even begin to work, but oh man would I be there opening night for it.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:29
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Frank Frank posted:So we’re going to assume Nathen killed her, right? The death as far as I know wasn't in anyway Garfield themed, so I dunno doesn't really fit his MO. So yeah I'd say only about 50/50 chance I guess.
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Aug 9, 2022 03:43
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Futanari Damacy posted:Why is Garfields plural. Cloning. One day we shall hear of the terrible horrors that occurred at Garfield Park.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Also Nathen is completely bonkers and can't write a coherent statement because he can't form a coherent thought This seems to be more the case. His English actually seems fairly decent, but even if he was writing in perfect English pretty sure a lot of it would still often be pretty much gibberish.
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Empty Sandwich posted:his unscripted stuff sounds perfectly natural (relative to the situation). maybe he was undereducated about writing (or maybe he has some mild learning disability?). For the minute or two I watched the video yeah I'd say verbally he's easily fluent. But yeah of course people can be verbally fluent at a langue and have issues with reading/writing the language and vice verse. Possibly he's just not great at written English, or writing in general for whatever reason. There's obviously a hell of a lot more going on in he's tweets than just that.
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Mozi posted:garfield fucks You were well aware of everything around Nathen and Garfield, and just put that out anyway. I dunno, I just dunno. Lot a questions gonna be asked. Not saying your involved in any of... what ever happening with... that. But questions gonna be asked.
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Aug 20, 2022 14:55
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Wait are you all saying Aāh-Geeze or Eh-Ğëzee ?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Could really go for an A&W right now. Thanks Nathen. Are A&W's the one that do that nice creamy soda? don't have the food china where I live, but when ever see that cream soda in a supermarket or what not I get it. Man could really go a can of that right now actually. Yeah, thanks Nathen!
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kntfkr posted:A&W is a root beer brand now owned by Keurig Dr Pepper. Vincent Van Goatse posted:The A&W we're discussing is a burger chain in Canada. Are there two A&W? Whhy would they do this to us!!! It's like not even the greatest name or anything
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Actually the Canadian A&W got spun off by the American version decades ago. We're possibly talking about three different things.  Elephant Ambush posted:A&W legit owns as fast food and they tried to kill Nathen so they're the best fast food chain now
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Sep 7, 2022 06:02
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I stand corrected! A&W officially the best, all other fast food places can go suck a lemon!
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Sep 7, 2022 06:24
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I was curious so just checked the official stats. Apparently worldwide 61% of all food related fatalities are staple related. This is no laughing matter everyone!!!!!!
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Sep 7, 2022 23:53
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Interesting question, is there anyway a Garfield themed restaurant chain could of really worked in some how 2020 (minus the covid stuff)? Like I feel like Garfield isn't exactly the cultural giant that it used to be, and seems like restaurants now days are going more healthy/gourmet/independent. On the other hand I guess if the food had been actually decent and reasonably priced The whole thing just feels so incredibly 80's- early 90's even if it had somehow been quality I still have a hard time seeing it working in more than one or two location as a weird novelty.
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Potato shake? WTF? ...is that like a thing?
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Does mickey Rooney exist. How far down does this rabbit hole of deception go???
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Sep 15, 2022 13:38
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Mickey Rooney was married to Ava Gardner. She a famous Pumpkin themed restaurateur or something?
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Sep 15, 2022 14:35
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steinrokkan posted:The best spud breeder in all of Idaho That's quite the claim to fame. Not saying she wasn't or anything, just that many made that claim before and weren't.
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Escape From Noise posted:Why'd he at Musk? Musk hasn't been involved with PayPal for years. He like attention. (This obviously applies to them both)
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Escape From Noise posted:I just think it's hilarious he's pulling a "DO SOMETHING!" on Musk for some disjointed rant about PayPal. Oh yeah, it 100% is. Would of been good if musk had actually responded, as seeing those two deluded assholes interact in anyway would of certainly been a sight.
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh man! Remember Elon's weird Tesla drive-in idea? I wonder what Nathen would contribute. If it was make it entergagment'y by making everything Jetsons themed, I reckon that might just of gotten Elon buy in. Only thing I can really think of where they're two "brands" would merge.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Of course, it’s Lowtax, so who knows how much of it was a lie, but he put up a front page article about it. While very possible was just a lowtax lie, that was exactly the sort of stupid poo poo paypal was -is?- known for. People only used it as they wasn't really any other similar options at the time.
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Elephant Ambush posted:https://twitter.com/ravensdojo/status/1572403764824260608?t=NM9pfwKRgf4xcdKQV36ssQ&s=19 Checks out https://twitter.com/garfpooop/status/1572381302833451008
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Sep 21, 2022 23:46
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Frank Frank posted:I genuinely prefer Nathen over Scott Adam’s. I would rather spend an evening in Nathen’s dating game than spend a minute in the same vicinity as Adam’s Yeah Nathen seems like not the greatest person and what not, but Adams is a down right terrible person and seems to want everyone to know it. Definitely not someone you'd ever want to be round by choice.
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Sep 21, 2022 23:50
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Yeah that dude has an impressive amount of broken brain.
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Isentropy posted:Scott Adams is out here being extremely online. Jim Davis wants you to get your best buddy from a shelter. I mean most cartoonists -not including political cartoonist... that's just um what ever the hell that is- seem pretty chill. Notable exceptions being the ones behind "better or for worse", "Dustin" and some other one can't remember the name of, but every characters is insufferable apart from the ones the comic wants you to dislike. ...er but yeah apart from that they mostly seem pretty good!
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Ghostlight posted:To be fair, the writer for Dustin is a political cartoonist. Yeah, it really does show. Still not Lyn Johnson crazy though. Probably about the best thing that can be said about them.
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A bit of Garf Halloween for the thread! https://twitter.com/dsamowen/status/1576948932663422976
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