GarfieldEats: I have returned to what I love; cereal boxes and coloring

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DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Has anybody figured out what the gently caress is going on?

This should clear up A lot of your common GarfieldEATS related questions

-The pizza is shaped like Garfield,
-entergagement
-Goupons
-love me, feed me, don't leave me!!!
-hi I'm Jim Davis
-Garfaccino;
-https://www.instagram.com/p/BehyCTKDcQK/

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 19:54

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 23:09

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I have only more questions now.

Hmmm *sifts through a giant Garfield shaped employee guide* a ha, I think I have a cassette tape that'll help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWFhqQvYTw

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 20:09

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Akratic Method posted:

Also him. Don't think too hard about it: that's entergagement, baby.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdsYI9-D-0Y/

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 02:13

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Does anyone know if there's a Heatgcliff restaurant yet? I smell an opportunity!

Fish skeletons with the heads still on 'em, right to your door!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 00:47

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

You know, when you really look at it, it's very bad to look at, is the thing

# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 05:21

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

What's the thing you push the garbage into the oven with called?

Hubris

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 16:59

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Are you trying to tell me that my dude here

might not be one hundred percent with it, because buddy that's a tough sell

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 17:33

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RagnarokZ posted:

How the gently caress has this abomination avoided bankruptcy when everything is burning down?

The trick to surviving any economic upheaval is to have your business already be an unprofitable mess kept aloft by your family's wealth

# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 21:41

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Lt. Cock posted:

If it would make everyone feel better you could probate me for causing this mess.

-my face upon this momentous news

# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 23:27

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

He definitely puts on a show whenever a camera is on him, but remember that the show he's putting on is for his benefit, to be seen as someone he feels is fun and likable. What I'm getting at is, being a Garfield Eats employee is to know what it's like being around Nathen when he's not concerned about how he's coming off to others.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 19:16

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reignofevil posted:

Sorry thread you're already behind on your Nathen.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1382118346066378760

Is he selling the shirts with the whiskers on the collars to the consumer market because,

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 02:00

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AdmiralViscen posted:

Welp

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1384656365797396482?s=21

I would say that someone should tell Nathen this isn't great but actually no one should tell Nathen anything ever

# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 05:52

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Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Nathen, that's just the Garfield Orangy Sauce rebranded, isn't it.

This is the most likely thing, I think

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 00:45

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Velma will be the namesake of the Velma "Jikes!" Chocolate Chip Cookie, which is a six dollar cookie shaped like Garfield

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 03:16

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVadyEAJxI

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 21:14

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The #rebranded poo poo makes me question, what if this is a cynical business-motivated decision? What if he thinks this is helping him professionally?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 17:22

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Zeniel posted:

I mean he just looks like every aging australian tv celebrity.

is every aging australian tv celebrity Mickey Rourke in an escalating series of improbable wigs

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 04:59

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Loving the idea that he hired a professional photographer and went to a studio for a series of shots to be used as backgrounds for his voluntary celibacy meltdown

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 17:57

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

It could be a reference to Bo Sheep from US Acres, which would mean big big things for my personal entergagement

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 03:32

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

this is perfect; I have no notes

# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 08:09

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

We talk a lot of poo poo about Nathen but he's an innovator in many ways - for instance, did you know that you can collect stained wet garbage for your party guests?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut2Rk9hvnIA

# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 20:26

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

To think, the garbage and refuse that this project sloughed off in its shambling wake is now legally "collectible"

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 05:15

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Also hasn't started selling the custom dress shirts with the whiskers on the collar, despite my constant psychic barrages

# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 18:56

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

A room of eight competent humans could spend maybe three days with a white board and come up with a better business model for exploiting both the Garfield and Scooby Doo licenses with fast food restaurants

Nathen's ideas are way more interesting because they're so obviously far off the mark, they're not even good first drafts that you could iterate and build on

# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 23:05

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Frank Welker will appear in literally any media if he is paid to do so

# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 00:46

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abigserve posted:

The thing with Nathan is that he believes he's really good at all this stuff which is why it's so funny

It's a real Tommy wiseau situation

Yeah it's important to keep in mind that whenever you see anything produced by Nathen, he's thinking "I loving nailed it"

This man could not quantify "a moment of doubt" any more than I could tell you how to wear the moon like a hat; he is what happens when you really, truly never stop believing in yourself

# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 20:55

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It doesn't matter what Nathen stops doing because he'll immediately start doing something else alien and insane; there's no risk in him settling down and being safe because the celibacy meltdown is what he thinks settling down and being safe looks like

# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 00:14

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Repo agents banging at the door, invoice in hand for an orange suit and a set of whisker collared shirts

# ¿ Mar 20, 2022 17:41

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Heath posted:

I've read 4 pages of this thread and I feel like mental illness is trying to creep in, how much worse does it get

which four pages, because it doesn't get better in any direction

# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 00:19

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

This should give you a solid foundation on the thread or send you screaming into the night, one of the two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-7W46wb9o

# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 00:33

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# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 21:19

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sharknado slashfic posted:

Ya know, the amazing thing is he could actually die from covid and I'm not sure I'd ever believe it wasn't faked for attention

I could be watching them put him in the ground and I'd still think it was a grift

# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 18:44

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

I mean I guess he made a "ghost kitchen" insofar as that location is now absolutely haunted

# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 21:11

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Yeah, sure, here's the fiestacat *grabs your nose between the middle and index finger of my right hand* and here's the plush!! *bops the back of my right hand with my left hand, there's a loud honk sound, everyone loving loves it*

# ¿ May 10, 2022 00:13

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reignofevil posted:

I'm imagining the empty, dark, grim and slightly trash strewn location this ticket will inevitably direct you to visit.

The ceilings are lower than you're expecting - no, lower. One in four chairs have armrests, three in four have syphilis. You can make out several water stains on the projection screen from where the fire sprinkler system is slowly leaking between the pipe fittings. A funk of old cigarette smoke taints everything despite indoor smoking having been banned decades ago. The carpets are unthinkable are you are ashamed of your shoes for touching them.

# ¿ May 25, 2022 00:41

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Matlack Radio posted:

He did a perfect on this one, no notes

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 16:01

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Ferrovanadium posted:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1550544349523767296?t=rU5QcfOxKHEr6LHGHoONow&s=19

This is bizarre for this thread

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 19:54

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Matlack Radio posted:

Because of how you've eschewed the green?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 05:40

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Powerful Katrinka posted:

Maybe he wants to push his way into the partnership as an unnecessary middleman and he thinks that this idea will be embraced by the companies

Ghostlight posted:

he was at a jewellery store and remembered that he had a website set up to sell this kind of tat.

It's both of these, but they're indistinguishable from each other as thoughts in his head

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 03:13

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 23:09

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Lisa Frank is a real person but every interaction with her is so tightly NDA'd that she may as well be a sasquatch

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 00:26

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