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schmuckfeatures posted:this i gotta hear Well apparently Garfield wasn't mentioned so we can at least rule him out as a suspect.
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Jul 2, 2019 04:11
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The sassy cartoon cat Garfield and his penchant for l̶a̶s̶a̶g̶n̶a̶ p̶i̶z̶z̶a̶ overpriced sad Midwestern mall style Italian-like food is well known and adored worldwide!
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Jul 2, 2019 15:28
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Pastry of the Year posted:but you can turn the empty pizza box into a tissue box As everything in my man cave is already coated in a veneer of pizza grease, this entergagement is exactly the thing I've been waiting for.
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Jul 2, 2019 15:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:To be fair, Garfield did have a strong suburban midwest vibe I guess this guy really IS in touch with Garfield.
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Jul 2, 2019 23:53
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NEVER disparage my fat orange God!
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Jul 3, 2019 01:44
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Dilbert is the incel Garfield. While he may have taken longer to get his own show, Dilbert actually beat Garf to making branded food.
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Jul 3, 2019 02:55
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schmuckfeatures posted:alright and here's his goddamn saudi arabia poem. Garfield Eats claims another hapless soul.
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Jul 3, 2019 13:46
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LadyPictureShow posted:Odie's Og Hous? Suck the c̶h̶i̶l̶i̶ lasagna right out that hole.
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Jul 4, 2019 04:26
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Does anyone know if there's a Heatgcliff restaurant yet? I smell an opportunity!
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Jul 5, 2019 00:25
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Clifford's Big Red Hog Pit BBQ
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Jul 5, 2019 00:47
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Fast and healthy!
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Jul 5, 2019 00:51
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Must be why this song was written. Because Toronto is lame as heck. https://youtu.be/Ypn6Vj6PvOo
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Jul 5, 2019 04:05
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Where the HELL is my Family Circus family restaurant?
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Jul 5, 2019 05:13
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SatansOnion posted:failed miserably, as the waitstaff were forced to follow a ridiculously convoluted dotted line between the kitchen and each table and booth every time customers wanted anything Fuckin' millennials too lazy to get immersed in some quality, wholesome entergagement.
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Jul 5, 2019 05:31
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The trick is to get yourself in the Garfield state of mind and just cram that pizza into your greasy face so quickly that you don't even taste it while your friends and family look on in defeat.
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Jul 6, 2019 06:27
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Elderbean posted:I've made pizza from scratch a handful of times with regular kitchen appliances and it came out looking and tasting good, and I'm not a skilled cook or anything. How do you make such unappealing looking pizza? Lots of hard work. The sauce HAS to be orange!
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Jul 6, 2019 09:44
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Aesop Poprock posted:My idea of what healthy eating constitutes eroded after I ate 2 days worth of food truck calories on thurs RIP your bowels.
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Jul 7, 2019 05:35
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How did this man get his hands on the proprietary orange sauce? Also the cheese is orange. He just MURDERED the trash pizza with a paint scraper. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Jul 8, 2019 |
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Jul 8, 2019 09:39
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Captain Beans posted:The video continuously escalates so perfectly it almost feels like it HAS to be a joke. At every step you think “oh gently caress me how can it get worse”, then they hit you with the trash fire, then the paint scrapper attack, and lol at the garnish flourish at the end Half a tube of mayo and...three jalapeno slices for garnish.
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Jul 9, 2019 03:30
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JK Fresco posted:Those are olives duh drat. For some reason I thought they were jalapeno slices. I guess I just don't have what it takes to be a real Mestre da pizza. I also lack the weird swagger.
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Jul 9, 2019 05:51
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Elderbean posted:I envy the confidence of the trash pizza man. *Tosses dough in air* *Tears on first toss* *Quickly puts it back on the counter and pinches it together like he meant to do that* *Leans back to smirk and throw up a cool peace sign*
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Jul 9, 2019 08:19
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Wanna see him make a cappuccino.
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Jul 9, 2019 09:57
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:*opens coffee maker and shovels in a mound of dirt and a dead cat* *Spits on top of the cup of coffee several times*
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Jul 9, 2019 11:15
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steinrokkan posted:Adds a dollop of mayo instead of milk foam I think you mean squeezes in enough to fill half of the cup.
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Jul 9, 2019 12:23
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Arbuckle is crafty like that.
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Jul 9, 2019 14:12
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Him twirling the pizza trowel thing and chunking up the deuce really elevate it Are you sure that's not a paint knife or something like that?
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Jul 9, 2019 16:26
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What's the thing you push the garbage into the oven with called?
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Jul 9, 2019 16:53
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Big Beef City posted:my hands That's unsanitary!
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Jul 10, 2019 04:34
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GAYfield???
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Jul 11, 2019 09:28
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Garf's only begotten son.
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Jul 15, 2019 06:56
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Doobie's but it's theme is Lil' Abner.
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Jul 20, 2019 13:18
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Pastry of the Year posted:I am an 18 year old who loves hot Oprah FINALLY! A thread for an outpouring of my love for hot Oprah!
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Jul 21, 2019 05:03
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Will Taylor Coincidentally my high school friend and now step brother who I started a band with is balls deep in conspiracy theories now.
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Jul 21, 2019 07:41
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Coincidentally? Trying to find out how Doobie and hot Oprah fit in to all of this!
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Jul 22, 2019 00:35
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Big Beef City posted:If Oprah were to be informed of this situation and showed up at this dude's place while he's there, you suppose that'd be interesting? Gotta eat that booty like lasagna with extra cheese.
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Jul 22, 2019 19:21
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Opferwurst posted:It's Garfield, but different. Jon is still Jon, but he is a little bit more of a homeless shizophrenic who has hallucinations of talking cats. Garfield is still Garfield, we keep that part. But he is more like a violent, abusive hallucination that Jon has and less like a real cat. Also, the Lasagna is now heroin and it's about addiction and dehumanization. The artsy people will love it! Jon is based on/possibly played by John McAfee?
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Jul 24, 2019 17:16
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Killingyouguy! posted:The only one they had, had chicken on it, and I was not willing to break my vegetarianism, nor waste food by picking it off, for GBS That's how you keep the blender seasoned! Thank u 4 ur service
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Jul 28, 2019 03:26
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Chrs Gry posted:Looks like it’s time to put Mario Kart in the bin folks Power ups better come in the form of Garfaccinos or I'm rioting.
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Korthal posted:If this place isn't out of business by the end of October, I'll go myself and check it out when I'm in Toronto for a concert. I'm less interested in the food and more interested in the actual place. I mean, what it must be like to work in a place that just constantly blares garfield cartoons. Listening to the sweet sweet music of Lorenzo Music.
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