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naem
May 29, 2011

jim convinces dwight that there is some sort of camera/ documentary crew that he is making faces at and occasionally giving one on one interviews to in the conference room

he is so convincing that the entire office plays along for over a decade

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naem
May 29, 2011

jim convinces dwight that here are some sort of alien monsters from another dimension that attack if you make a single sound

he and pam go so far as to hire actress emily blunt, who jim legally marries and repeatedly impregnates with several adorable children, eventually going on to a moderately successful hollywood career of his own

not to be outdone, dwight hired actress ellen page (who he dresses up like a superhero) and then beats another man to death with a wrench in the parking lot

naem
May 29, 2011

after the failure of Micheal Scott Paper company, Micheal moves to California where he takes a job in the stockroom of a franchise electronics store, where his poorly behaved bachelor coworkers learn that is is both 40 years old and a virgin.

drunken madcap adventures ensue including a brief appearance by then largely unknown porn actress Stormy Daniels before he settles down with a nice divorced woman

naem
May 29, 2011

Gologle posted:

What I'm getting from this thread is that Jim is a piece of poo poo and Dwight is the best character on the show who isn't Steve Carell.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/ydzT9IL.mp4

naem
May 29, 2011

the Office was an excellent look at the lower middle class

naem
May 29, 2011

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naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/0ymMwT9.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/L6F0EgK.mp4

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/P5qcy8P.gifv

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/Jr_sMMna8ck

naem
May 29, 2011

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naem
May 29, 2011

QuarkJets posted:

How did you do this?

How did you take my nightmares and put them in a jpeg?

naem
May 29, 2011

naem
May 29, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

M*A*S*H reboot with Rainn Wilson as Frank Burns and Jon Krasinski as Hawkeye. Call it Office 4077.

set in the future Lazer Wars. Karen is a robot, Angela is a sentient squid.

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim and Pam take turns making tender, yet passionate, love to Dwights stapler

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim encases Mose in jello

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim creates a rift in space time to shunt Dwight into an alternate timeline where Shrute farm grows bears instead of beets

“No, no this is wrong! This isn’t how this works!” Dwight agonizes as Mose digs up the root crop of tiny red bears that mewl sadly as he clubs them for pickling

“I’m a stapler!!” says Pam as she eagerly inserts herself into a jello

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim staples Pam

naem
May 29, 2011

Djinn and Pann

naem
May 29, 2011

creed breeds pam

“Stapler.” he says to the camera, shrugging

naem
May 29, 2011

HD DAD posted:

Jim leaves Dwight in the transporter buffer for 78 years

Jim and Dwight get transporter combined into a Tuvix® named J’Wight

in an attempt to correct the situation they pull out a second version named D’W’im

something something, they prank each other, they date Pam/Angela (P’Angela) (A’anm)

naem
May 29, 2011

Meredith accepts the one ring and in place of a dark lord you will have a queen, beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea- all shall love me and despair

naem
May 29, 2011

naem
May 29, 2011

all the characters from The Office slowly morph into their counterparts in the original British version, except for Dwight who morphs into Mackenzie Crook’s character from Pirates of the Caribbean

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim Tripper comically pantomimes wanting to have sex with his two female roommates Pam and Angela as the live studio audience laughs

“I only let you rent here because I think you’re gay!” says Dwight who is the landlord

“I want to start a bistro” says Jim to a series of improbably attractive women he is dating simultaneously

“I’d better not find out you’re dating women!” Says Dwight who looks down and then wonders aloud “Why am I dressed like Don Knotts??”

A series of pratfalls ensue as Jim attempts to date multiple women without them or Dwight finding out about each other

Whenever the live studio audience laughs both Pam and Angela pantomime laughing in a heightened artificial manner, heaving their chests up and down. Pam has straightened dyed blonde hair.

In the final scene where Jim’s multiple dates and Dwight are sure to discover each other Andy Serkis bursts into the room in a mo-cap suit and recreates his Gollum performance, crawling across the set and disemboweling a live salmon

naem
May 29, 2011

Who What Now posted:

Jim tricks Dwight into going to the US capital on January 6th

Jim tries to trick Dwight into going to the capital and is rebuffed with a surprisingly balanced moderate political view that is largely non-partisan and well reasoned

Pam fucks a stapler

naem
May 29, 2011

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim and Pam make tender, yet passionate, love to Meredith

naem
May 29, 2011

bored mediocre office worker Jim makes halfhearted attempts at jokes at his too-serious coworker Dwight’s expense in under to flirt with a schlubby receptionist

Dwight is just doing the tasks their job requires well and largely oblivious

there is no camera

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim and Pam poop in a bucket, mugging the camera

Dwight: “How, is that even a prank? I don’t-“

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/RDePPMr.mp4

naem
May 29, 2011

Ryan and Andy make tender, yet passionate, love to Stanley (who is wearing a schoolgirl uniform)

naem
May 29, 2011

“LUUUUUUU-SEEEEEE IM HOOOO-OOOOME” Jim sings, walking into a black and white 1950’s tv set to Dwight in a floral print dress

the rest of the joke writes itself as I make references to two well known well loved tv shows from different eras mashed up, showing that Dwight is somewhat self aware and confused by the incongruities, followed by an unexpected reference to a sexual act between two characters that normally would not be engage in that activity

Meredith is take to the hospital

naem
May 29, 2011

Jim hump Pam

“Prank.” says Dwight

“Beet.” says Michael

naem
May 29, 2011

in the background, a behemoth arrises, dozens of limbs and faces and torsos heaving bosom-ly

“WE AM JANKARANHOLLYKATYROY! WE AM THE EXGIRLFIRENDS!”

“WE AM THE EXGIRLFRIENDS!” bellows the face of Roy which is funny because he is male

and it’s big and like, it’s a monster, and you don’t expect that because this was a tvshow that did not have any like, sci-fi themes as a part of its format so the incongruity creates an amount of comedic tension, something something

the joke peters out and various characters ogle the camera awkwardly as if there is an actual crew filming some kind of documentary

naem
May 29, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Dwight mentions offhand he enjoyed “The Usual Suspects” and Jim berates Dwight at length for endorsing the work of a rapist and pedophile. Dwight tries to protest but the office has already turned against him and any excuses he makes just dig the hole deeper.

Dwight is now an object of scorn in the office and anything he says going forward is misconstrued in the worst possible light.

Jim confesses in the breakroom cam that he’s a big fan of all Spacey’s work.

Jim dies under mysterious circumstances.

Dwight films an entirely unrelated video in front of a fireplace ranting about “killing with kindness” and then stars in a film about a detective who investigates “a guy who kills guys named Jim”

naem
May 29, 2011

“I am not a Jim-ophile!!”

yells Dwight from atop a pile of Jim-ophile magazines, to reporters asking about the multiple counts of Jim-ophilia leveled against him

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naem
May 29, 2011

Who What Now posted:

It's later revealed that Dwight was a moderator on a website forum called Something Jimful, and is as the final nail in Dwight's coffin

the coffin manufacturer, nail distributor and reporter writing the story all die under mysterious circumstances

Dwight stars in another movie alongside several (very) young John Krazinski lookalikes who Dwight cast himself in what is rumored to be a series of highly exclusive jello themed pool partys

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