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Pete Buttigieg. This is a name that extrudes many thoughts, thoughts of butts, thoughts of chickens. Buttigieg is gay, and I am gay. What else should Democratic primary voters know about Pete? -Child of two Notre Dame professors -High school student body president, straight A student (dork) -Harvard alumni -Rhodes scholar / Oxford -Mayor of South Bend, Indiana -Naval Intelligence officer in Afghanistan -Lover of Chick-fil-A® sandwiches and the musical Hamilton -Down to earth and extremely relatable -Knows 7 languages, including draconic Here's a very long and comprehensive profile in Current Affairs about Pete Buttigieg and why he must be destroyed if you would like more details on the above points. It's clear that the man may be shaping up to be a new and improved Beto, spawned from a fresh batch of vat-grown reptilian shapeshifters. And I believe he will likely become a serious contender in the primary - because he is what Beto could not be; somewhat charismatic, genuinely intelligent, and coming across as progressive to the average dumb dumb while not at all dangerous to the political and economic status quo, which will most assuredly doom this demon cracker nation.  Anyway, this is the thread to discuss how you're gay for Pete, developments in his campaign, and video screencaps that reveal his true form.
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YaketySass posted:What, nothing about how to pronounce his name? (It's Bud-krieg) in each and every person's heart, we know how to pronounce the name, booty-gig (pbuh)
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:I really need everyone to read the Current Affairs piece in the OP yeah I can't overstate how good and worth your time it is. it's funny too so it doesn't feel as long as it is. read it!!! the false modesty part was incredible
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i actually didn't know what McKinsey & Company was before reading that article and looked it up afterwards, holy lol this guy worked for some real bad guys. blackwater for white collar consultants
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Mar 30, 2019 01:56
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redneck nazgul posted:i'm a former troop and this guy fuckin sucks lol one of my best friends is a gay and a former troop and he’s fuckin livid that some of our other friends are considering buttigieg
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Mister Fister posted:lol look at this guy being wrong leave the thread and cspam pls
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Mar 30, 2019 05:45
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last night i had a dream that i was grilling eels and the eels had these thin white worms wriggling all over it, like thin maggots, and i grabbed the eel with my hands to put it on the pan and i started getting the thin white worms wriggling in my skin, it was contagious, like there'd be three on my arm, a few on my thigh, and i was trying to pop them out of my skin and pick them out, but there were too many of them anyway the point here is that Yang is a stupid candidate for stupid people
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Yinlock posted:no thanks love too do naval intelligence in a landlocked country for only 7 months and be considered a veteran
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Mar 30, 2019 06:15
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:why don’t you step out from behind your keyboard and say it to mayor Pete’s face ; he will be on the View later this week literally military daycare for ambitious rich people. at least being a drunk and flying jets for the national guard carries the risk of dying from your own incompetence
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Mar 30, 2019 06:22
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etalian posted:He tortured Afghanistanis by threatening to feed them authentic midwest food. [huge wet greasy bag of Taco Johns Potato Olés is dropped on the interrogation table] PB: You will tell me what I want to know. You know arabic right? what’s dari
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Vox Nihili posted:i like pete and would like him to be maybe a senator in indiana or something yer dumb
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Mar 30, 2019 21:45
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Vox Nihili posted:Nice meltdown im gay
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Mar 31, 2019 01:01
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destroy him now. i'm sorry about his beautiful husband but we have to destroy Pete. the nation depends on it
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Mar 31, 2019 07:17
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i, pete buttigieg, will pack the court [appoints 5 clones of anthony kennedy]
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logikv9 posted:it's not even packing the court its something like 4 reps, 4 dems, and 4 randos chosen unanimously by the 8 hahahaaa
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im gay and all my gay friends are calling him buttchug or butt man or butt gig, and they all hate him. so gonna go with “not homophobic, the guys last name is butt and hed get this treatment regardless” you know what is homophobic?? thinking chelsea manning should still be in prison, also helping to kill random afghans
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Apr 3, 2019 20:02
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love to look at affordable means tested access to refinancing my student loans
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pete gay buttchug homo bitch bottom there i said it
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Apr 24, 2019 18:26
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thats why i was making GBS threads on him early on, i knew he’d be a threat. he reminds of john edwards somehow getting popular, in how a bunch of americans are real dumb and don’t have their creepy psychopath detector calibrated well
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how else can you test the waters with focus grouped “policy” and soundbytes if you put the cart before the horse by leading with a vision of a better future yall have it backwards completely. you build up to policy by turning a dial labelled “racism” and looking back on the audience
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Apr 25, 2019 03:38
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it's a shame that mayor pete died
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May 8, 2019 21:12
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bollig posted:Also my mom got me his book for my birthday. I'll read it in the next couple weeks. sever
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May 9, 2019 04:45
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drat how are the republicans gonna run against freedom?? everyone loves freedom
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May 11, 2019 18:44
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how long do yall think mayor pete has been running for president. i would guess since he was 10 years old
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hahahahahaha
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this article owns, of course it was retracted
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i honestly don't know how to relate with gay people who don't firmly loathe the kind of waspy vat grown weirdo that pete buttigieg is. the man is the avatar of everything wrong with rich white gays assimilating into political and business power in 2019
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Jul 13, 2019 05:43
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the only people in the arts who have good politics are boots riley and danny devito
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babypolis posted:i was wondering about that, is it really wills dad? yup
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:yeah i tried to be one of these gays and failed at it if you had all your material needs satisfied forever - why would you willingly subject yourself to criticism or subject yourself to a self-applied philosophical schema? i would absolutely drop out and just travel or get obsessed with some really niche expensive poo poo building solar powered planes or something, which probably says more about myself being a lovely person. materially, though, it will always be that upper classes as a whole will never intentionally work against their own self-interest. it has always been like this, not a single instance in history of it not being the case. individuals who are part of the ruling class and break out of ruling class ideology only stand out because of how rare they are
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god when will this tedious queer drop out of the race and release me from having to argue with all the idiot gay dudes who would vote for a gay republican as long as he were respectable enough
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who will rid me of this troublesome mayor
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so mayor pete is definitely the john edwards of this cycle and exists only to be a vp to joe biden or kamela harris, right? seems like that’s right
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Aug 23, 2019 21:09
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the vaunted pete endorsement - who is gonna get it?
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Aug 24, 2019 16:38
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pete buttigieg’s campaign is so boring and gormless no one wants to talk about it at least we can say for certain now in september that he’s going nowhere fast
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our boy is back in the news folks. guess i signed his death certificate too soon
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Nov 8, 2019 16:18
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bird with big dick posted:Is it okay to say queen referring to Mayor Pete if I'm posting YAAAAAAS QUEEN or is it homophobic? i think its ok. if any gay person calls you out, refer them to me and ill beat them up
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Dec 4, 2019 16:22
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collecting rare pete fans
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how is this fucker still haunting my reality
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1230205332619714562 finally a major respected news outlet agrees with me, Pete is a fake gay
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