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evidently this film was written around unused footage of carrie fischer boofin the benzos
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Apr 12, 2019 19:44
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Snow Cone Capone posted:also this is absolutely the wreck of the death star which means the Emperor probably survived the end of ROTJ and is the real face behind the power, which is dumb as gently caress lol if you think jj was gonna do anything else
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The Skeleton King posted:I can’t wait for billions of dollars and countless man-hours worth of painstakingly made forgettable cgi trash to tell me to buy more Disney products. You’re forgetting one crucial army in the battle of stupid
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Snow Cone Capone posted:It's less that I think they suck and more that I think it was silly that a moon-sized object got blown up right above them and then we see them partying with the main characters like giant metal shards aren't falling from the sky star wars dude. everyone saw that death star blow way the gently caress up yet here’s an instantly identifiable part for a big finale set piece.
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Apr 12, 2019 21:12
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Jose Oquendo posted:It's possible that's not the moon of Endor (the ewok planet) but Endor itself. Take me with you
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Apr 12, 2019 21:36
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they’re showing off a new game tomorrow maybe this one will actually come out.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:38
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Is it that stupid Vader VR game they announced a couple hours ago? no it’s the one they shitcanned paradox to make I think
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Apr 12, 2019 22:44
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oh that’s cool i didn’t know they were making it, looking forward to buying the goty edition in a couple years
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Apr 12, 2019 22:51
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EA already has a money printing battle royale game so I think we’re safe until DICE do what dice do
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Apr 12, 2019 22:56
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The White Dragon posted:will episode 9 finally canonize space cocaine they have to kill off Leia somehow
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jj abrams is a terrible director and a terrible storyteller. he very much wants to be spielberg, but falls short in every way so he’ll just make mediocre genre pictures with established ips for the rest of his life.
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Apr 15, 2019 16:56
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Big Beef City posted:The entire franchise has existed eternally to sell toys, video games, and candy specifically marketed to and for the children who see the movies. also george specifically said it was for children
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Apr 17, 2019 01:12
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attack of the clones is still the worst movie in this series and i can’t think of a single enjoyable moment in it
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Apr 18, 2019 20:39
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yeah actually the diner scene might be the highlight of the movie for me
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Apr 18, 2019 20:41
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the gladiator part could have had some cool aliens but we got: -cat -rhino -stick bug(this one’s okay)
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Apr 18, 2019 20:43
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Chomp8645 posted:What do you think is more likely with that arena sequence it’s definitely the former dumbass coincidences drive the plot in star wars movies way more than any character action.
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Apr 18, 2019 20:53
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Leon Einstein posted:I'm trying to think of a single sequence I enjoyed in the prequels. I'm coming up empty. We just went over this it’s the diner sequence.
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Apr 18, 2019 20:57
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I just googled Dex’s Diner and the official star wars website says it’s located on the streets of Coco Town.
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Apr 18, 2019 20:58
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Because George Lucas made american graffiti and is insane.
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Apr 18, 2019 21:00
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yes let’s trust the emperor
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Apr 18, 2019 22:33
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She’s literally running from her destiny.
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Apr 19, 2019 16:37
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laura dern is cool and the last season of twin peaks owned
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Apr 21, 2019 01:14
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bad lynch takes are still better conversation than people describing their dream star wars movie so i’ll let that slide. but really you said it was entertaining and then not entertaining one sentence later so maybe you don’t know where your balls are.
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Poe should be executed
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Apr 23, 2019 02:40
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i was definitely drunk when i was forced to watch solo and all i really remember was being jealous thandie newton got to blow herself up and out of the movie
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Apr 23, 2019 05:33
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i can’t fathom watching any of these movies more than once
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Apr 23, 2019 05:48
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DancingShade posted:I'm just waiting for the animated feature length movie where Mickey Mouse plays Luke, Minnie plays Leia, Goofy plays Han and Donald Duck players Vader. lol your av
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Apr 23, 2019 15:43
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there have never been any nonsensical plans in star wars
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Apr 23, 2019 18:13
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i challenge any of you to explain what the gently caress luke’s plan was to rescue han. star wars relies on morons and blind luck.
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Apr 23, 2019 18:29
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why the gently caress did lando and 3po need to be there then.
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Apr 23, 2019 18:39
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why would the empire build a destructo chute so obvious disney retconned it almost 40 years later
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Apr 23, 2019 18:45
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star wars is dumb as gently caress. there are plenty of things to dislike about tlj other than plot holes that broke everyone’s brain a year and a half ago so hard they just can’t let it go.
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Apr 23, 2019 18:48
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Moridin920 posted:This is just a poor criticism, sorry. Star Wars has dumb things, but they are generally consistent with the internal logic of the universe and the context of what is happening. Nothing is SO BAD that it makes people's brains break for a year and a half. why would chewbacca do a tarzan yell. he hasn’t seen tarzan.
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Apr 23, 2019 18:52
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also your angry internet friends don’t represent “the audience.” kids are the audience, and my dumbass little cousin loved it. the movie made plenty of money* and star wars will continue to inspire the sweatshop workers who make the toys. *in before some racist idiot yells IMAGINE A MOVIE SO BAD CHINA WONT WATCH IT
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Apr 23, 2019 18:56
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Moridin920 posted:That's fine but it doesn't mean it is immune to criticism. Lol I am not arguing this movie is “good.” I’m arguing the entire franchise is stupid garbage, and angry adult star wars fans are bad people.
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Apr 23, 2019 19:01
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Chomp8645 posted:I like how the guy constantly ranting about supposed angry people is in fact the only one posting who seems at all angry about anything. lol a guy pointed out a legit plot hole in the first movie and you immediately accused him of not watching the film, because you’re an rear end in a top hat.
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Aight I am going to Big Beef City posted:let the wookie win
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