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Wait, they're making another Star War movie? I thought the Star War was over?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 22:53 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:42 |
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Can't wait until Rose pulls the mask off of Rey and it turns out to be Old Man Crenshaw! And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids!!!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 23:34 |
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naem posted:I am Luukeing forward to big Skywalker
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 00:10 |
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How is JJ so bad at making Star Wars titles?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 00:24 |
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935 posted:I hope BB-8 chases around a girl robot, let's call her DD-8, with some rockin robot titties for comic relief I'd settle for a robot named DD-D getting made King of the Star Wars.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 02:12 |
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Avengers: EndGame of Star Wars
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 02:35 |
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skasion posted:Yeah how the gently caress did Carrie Fisher manage to die before Ian McDiarmid There are rumors that he was trained by a master who managed to cheat death...
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 02:40 |
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Mr. Plenty seems like a very cool guy. I wanna have all the sex, too.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 06:04 |
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The Star Wars franchise symbolizes Brexit, and Rose is Theresa May
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 19:18 |
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Rian Johnson made a poo poo movie, and has chosen to spend the rest of his life defending it online instead of moving on with his life. Lol.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 05:50 |
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https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/978819689341059072
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 18:25 |
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How hard would it have been to make a movie where the original trilogy's cast were treated respectfully and allowed to pass the torch to the new cast?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 18:33 |
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Yeah, I'd wager that Disney is in the black with respect to all things Star Wars. However, I'd also wager that they expected to have made more money by now. China's indifference to it is probably putting a bigger dent in things than anything else.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 19:44 |
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Hairy Busey posted:Imagine a movie so bad even China doesn't watch it You don't have to. Check out Asura: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmbBYiC01g It's a movie chock full of CGI and bad storytelling, a lot like the new Star Wars movies
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 20:45 |
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Star Wars is a flat circle... Imagine three movies on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the movie nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of movies and takes the place of the first movie. The formerly first movie becomes the second, the second becomes the third and falls off the cliff.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 18:00 |
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Happy Lando is probably the best thing to come out of these new movies, tbqh
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 19:29 |
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Hey, everybody! Check out this new Vader VR game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc3ej0tc3a8 Now THIS is VR gaming!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 22:17 |
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Then Shmi was the laziest Skywalker out there. Fuckin' a, bitch, stop being a slave and raise your dumbass kid!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 22:23 |
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Also, what does "Ren" mean. It's supposedly a title. Is it like the "Assistant to the Regional Manager" to Darth's "Regional Manager?"
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 22:24 |
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Lol, Ben Solo isn't a Sith. Lol that he supposedly can't fully commit to the Dark Side despite killing any of Luke's students who opposed him and joining a fascist organization with planet destroyer superweapons. Lol at how bad the new world is set up. Lol at all these Star Wars.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 22:41 |
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Vim Fuego posted:The first time we see Vice-Admiral Holdo in The Last Jedi, we see her through the eyes of Poe Dameron: hotshot flyboy, recently slapped down twice in the Resistance’s scramble to evacuate their compromised base. The first blow to Poe’s ego and stability is his demotion from Commander to Captain by General Leia Organa herself, a suitable reprimand for spearheading the devastatingly costly bombing run which provides the film with its opening set-piece. No sooner has Poe processed this—if indeed he has processed it—than he’s knocked further off balance by the loss of all of the Resistance high command save Leia, who is comatose and out of commission. In this state—stripped of his expected personal authority, with the usual structures of command which he relies on decimated—he looks at the new leader of the remaining Resistance fleet and says incredulously to another pilot: “That’s Admiral Holdo? Battle of Chyron Belt Admiral Holdo? …not what I was expecting.”
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 23:19 |
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I hope Rian Johnson's Star Wars trilogy focuses on Amilyn Holdo's home planet. I have never wanted something more than this.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 23:24 |
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Gaunab posted:They should make a sequel to Jedi Academy. That game was fun.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 23:24 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Gatalenta was a warm, uncommonly tranquil planet famed for its tea, lengthy, erudite poetry and meditative retreats. Natives of Gatalenta were renowned for their calmness and serenity, and rose each day to thank the planet's multiple suns for rising. Love and compassion were taught and practiced fondly by the people of Gatalenta, and crying openly was considered a virtue and proof of a caring heart.[1] The Gatalentan people were also known for living austerely, with the only colorful parts of their attire being traditional red cloaks. They were ruled by the Council of Mothers. Slavery was illegal on the planet, and slaves were not allowed to be brought to the planet. If a slave was brought there, and their master was caught, the slave was set free.[2] A member of the New Republic, Gatalenta was represented in the Galactic Senate for over twenty years by Senator Tai-Lin Garr. New Republic pilot Joph Seastriker also came from Gatalenta,[1] as did Resistance Vice Admiral[3] Amilyn Holdo.[2] In the years before the Galactic Civil War, Gatalenta had a strong Jedi tradition, and the old Jedi legends remained alive on Gatalenta in spite of the Jedi Purge. In fact, Gatalenta became one of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker's first destinations when he began studying the history of the Jedi Order.[1] These are my kind of Star Wars!
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 00:46 |
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"Would you like some tea? Perhaps a lemonade?" "Could you mix them together and give me an Amilyn Palmerdo?" "No! You can only have lemonade or tea! There is no mix!" "Only a Sith believes in absolutes! I will do what I must!" "You will try!" *competitive crying session commences*
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 01:01 |
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Moola posted:Now THAT'S a star trek!
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 02:46 |
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When is Han Solo's Force ghost going to show up and guide Kylo Ren through these Star Wars?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 07:45 |
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QuarkJets posted:He didn't mention anyone having sex with a ghost Candles haven't been invented yet in the Star Wars galaxy
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 19:54 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo is the best character in The Last Jedi. This is the best character:
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 21:10 |
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Big Beef City posted:tittyclorians Mods, please rename me "Tittyclorians," TIA
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 02:48 |
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piratepilates posted:take the fleet to a random salt moon while suffering terrible attrition, keep all of the real plan in the dark, hope no one mutinies because it looks like a slow death spiral, and then hope that the imperials don't do anything like "look at the ships in plain sight with a big magnifying glass like they did", or "check that empty moon to make sure there's no base there", and hope that your distress signal will reach anyone who gives a poo poo I know someone who would...
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 03:31 |
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It's a poorly thought-out conflict, certainly complicated by the poor setup that JJ Abrams gave in Episode VII. For some reason, a small extremist group manages to create a super planet killer as well as a massive fleet with the financial backing to maintain it. The Resistance, although run by the victors of in the Rebellion against the Galactic Empire, has zero support despite dealing a pretty big blow to the First Order in blowing up their planet killer. However, allowing ships and people to get blown up while running away from the First Order fleet to a stationary planetary base is considered a good use of the Resistance's scarce resources. Also, reminder that Solo was made to explain the whole hyperspace fuel plot flaw to show that the Rebellion had plenty of fuel, but the Resistance totally doesn't! Lol.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 05:03 |
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I am Oo-day Namoonien from the Fuel Processing Consortium, and I hereby declare our organization's intention to separate from the Galactic Republic.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 05:24 |
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lol, he mad
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 20:10 |
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Big Beef City posted:What IS his plan, then? The whole "Rule of Two" thing seems kind of hamfisted and dumb, but this is what I'd guess. Palpatine is the Master, so Vader has to go along with everything because he's only the Apprentice. Palpatine wants Luke to join because he'd be a more powerful Apprentice, and wants Luke to kill Vader. Palpatine goads Luke to try and kill him because Vader won't allow it since that would mean Luke is the new Master according to Sith rules. Vader wants Luke to join him, so that Vader can kill Palpatine and become the new Master with Luke (or Leia, should Luke fail) as his Apprentice.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 21:23 |
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Moridin920 posted:Yeah I think this is it. Malak loses regardless of choice, lol Big Beef City posted:I agree it's dumb, but it also seems to be "a thing" that's mostly stuck around. Moridin920 posted:Luke needs to make the decision to kill Vader himself, and in so doing accept the dark side and so on. There's no guarantee that this show of force would turn Luke and that he wouldn't just yell and suicide the emperor versus going "oh sweet alright I don't care about my friends anymore." Yeah, I think it's the choice that matters. The Star Wars movies are hero's journey stories, so you need to have the protagonist make a conscious choice between Good and Evil.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 22:29 |
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Bacontotem posted:This movie better have men slave speedo outfits. Poe will be sporting a golden mankini
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 19:59 |
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When you become one with The Force, you gain Internet access and $10. Obi-Wan chose poorly.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 20:08 |
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For everyone saying Disney is losing money on Star Wars, uhhhh... https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/30/six-years-after-buying-lucasfilm-disney-has-recouped-its-investment.html Key Takeaway: quote:Shares of Walt Disney are up 15.6 percent since last year and more than 127 percent since Disney purchased Lucasfilm six years ago today. Also, there will always be sadbrain people like Blue Story and her family who will blow thousands of dollars on plastic toys while their children languish.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 01:30 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:42 |
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skasion posted:Why did we never see R2’s extendable pulsating fleshlight arm? Missed opportunity imo It'll be a major feature in Episode XXX
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 18:43 |