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it refers to my erection, and the nickname i gave it honored to be part of Star Wars history at this year's The Star Wars Star Wars Convention, thanks to J J for making this dream become woke
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WatermelonGun posted:evidently this film was written around unused footage of carrie fischer boofin the benzos why does Carrie Fischer spend half the film covering her face with a cape, like a vampire? oh well
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Edgar posted:I hope they stop making these space muppet monster movies there hasn't been even a single Farscape movie and you know it!
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Apr 12, 2019 20:00
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Star Wars Episode IX script written by the editors at Cracked.com
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Apr 12, 2019 21:12
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my name is Watto ; I love to get blotto
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Apr 16, 2019 14:18
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i want to eat the space flapjacks made on a cyber-griddle by Dexter Jettster
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Apr 18, 2019 20:43
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I dzzzon't know noth-ing♪ 'bout birthzzzing ba-bie-z-z-z-z.♪ [clacking of metal claws]
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Apr 18, 2019 21:47
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the worst part of TLJ wasn't the 'your mom' joke or anything like that--it was the broom-child actor's absolutely flat and unenthusiastic "woo" as he released the space-horses
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Apr 30, 2019 16:32
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Applewhite posted:That's why we need Verhoven. Dude would lean into it. Episode I could have been like Starship Troopers where the whole movie is subtly making GBS threads all over the original. An ironic Phantom Menace would have owned. according to Cinema Discusso, this is what we got
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May 7, 2019 20:54
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Bogus Adventure posted:How to Succeed in Smuggling Without Really Trying change that m to an n and you got yourself a deal
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Jun 4, 2019 19:48
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Earwicker posted:the new movies dont suck anymore than the old movies imo. 
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Sep 16, 2019 19:18
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The Clowner posted:my top 5 star wars-related groans same, but on account of the orgasm
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Sep 17, 2019 02:23
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Randarkman posted:That'd be no obstacle towards framing it as a white savior narrative, where the white character quickly assumes the non-white culture and becomes a leader and paragon amongst them. and on a wider political level the entire movie is about how the western powers betrayed and hosed over their arab allies lol at calling it a white savior narrative
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Colonel Cancer posted:McClunky is basically the n-word of the far away galaxy, you bantha poodle SuperMechagodzilla posted:If you can’t be racist against fictional characters, then prove it: call Mace Windu maclunkey
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An Ounce of Gold posted:WTF is Snap Wexley? I thought his name was Fat Parkman give Star Wars to Hideo Kojima
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Zane posted:interesting in what way here is what i remember about her character from watching TFA once, back when it first came out: she is competent and naturally talented but her circumstances have trained her to sometimes act selfishly and cowardly; she is a hypocrite for telling Poe to stop being a coward just before she herself is faced with a similar dilemma and acts cowardly; she is reluctant almost to the point of aggression, rough around the edges, almost feral. maybe i am misremembering or only imagining the movie i wish i was watching with my reception of it buoyed by goodwill, but these are interesting characteristics for a protagonist yet the next time we see her she's become even more bland than Luke in ANH.
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Dec 19, 2019 19:00
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so this is Cinema Discusso *shudder*
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Often Abbreviated posted:Mods namechange pls no me I want it
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Dec 22, 2019 02:05
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If I had a football... I would gently caress it!
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Dec 22, 2019 02:21
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the philistines were, of course, far more culturally developed than their enemies would have them
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Dec 24, 2019 14:26
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:But Finn actually rocks the lightsaber and holds his own against Kylo Ren, a trained Force user. That battle was filmed to show us Finn's latent Force ability that battle was filmed to show us that Finn’s loyalty and love of his friends wins out over his fear and self-concern and causes him to fight even in the face of nearly certain death, which is a significant piece of character development, but then— quote:but then is forgotten and goes absolutely nowhere. —yeah
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Bust Rodd posted:https://twitter.com/eclipsecassette/status/1210713103635288064?s=21 what's the source for this? it would be very funny if true but twitter is a piece of poo poo and i can't figure out how to link back to wherever this person is getting this from
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Dec 29, 2019 02:18
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it's okay, the gap will close as both sides cease to recognize irony in any form and they will unite to purge the earth of those English teachers who persist in propagating a dangerous myth
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Chomp8645 posted:
look, you can only pretend to be interested in so many articles about sand before you have to say 'enough' and draw a line in... the...
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