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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Post architecture you find either good or terrible or both. Art-structures like those brutalist Yugoslavian monuments is cool too.

To start, I hate Brazil's National Congress building. It looks like a set from a bad 1980s science fiction/dystopian film that would have gotten a MST3k episode.

One half expects to see a C-list British actor in a turtleneck fleeing down that ramp from a squad of golf cart driving bad guys after discovering the secret of The Council.

I don't actually find Oscar Niemeyer's other buildings in Brasilia to be bad, they're just sort of what you expect from modernist buildings. I can't find a nice overview shot of it but the Strick House he designed for a family in the US is nice looking.

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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


When I saw this thread I knew I had to share this post from the goldmined Architectural Failures Thread, presented unedited*:

Accretionist posted:

Palate Cleanser: The Cathedral of Learning










I look at that, and then I look at this thread, and I think, "Don't trust any architect under 130,." "Why?"

It's part of the state university in Pittsburgh and was built in the 30s for $10m, or, in 2015 dollars, ~$130m. If I ever win a very large lottery, America's getting another one.

It is also the tallest educational structure in the western hemisphere and was apparently the site of some good powerwasher porn in 2007 when this happened:




Interior shot:



I feel like it's straight out of some utopian alternate reality where threads like this don't exist. Look at it. Look at it.

*Except for correcting a slight grammatical error in the title.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

^^^^^I wanna climb to the top of that and fight Gozer. Flat tops are in.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Brutalist churches.




C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Cythereal posted:

Brutalist churches.






The Finns have a special word for them, something to the effect of "Anti-Devil Defensive Fortification" if I'm remembering right.

HawkHill
Aug 15, 2015

Yvonmukluk posted:

When I saw this thread I knew I had to share this post from the goldmined Architectural Failures Thread, presented unedited*:

*Except for correcting a slight grammatical error in the title.

The Cathedral of Learning (A.K.A. The Height of Stupidity (CMU kids don't got no building to match (no not sour at all, sweet, sweet they are)))

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



Cythereal posted:

Brutalist churches.



drat, that's cyclopean as gently caress.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

The Kaden building in Louisville is really something else.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Rise from your grave, with a godawful library:

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Who wants to read about a library designed with metal grating floors (and why that’s a big “whoops”)?

I’m phone posting or I’d pull some images (there’s not really that many to see, tho) so if y’all want to do it, knock yourselves out.

https://www.metropolismag.com/architecture/educational-architecture/cornell-fine-arts-library/

https://www.dezeen.com/2019/12/12/wolfgang-tschapeller-bookshelves-cornell-university-library/

value-brand cereal posted:

After reading about creeps in this thread...

quote:

Ultimately, the team chose specially-manufactured steel grates from Poland’s Progress Architektura with gaps big enough to allow air to circulate in the main enclosure (more solid flooring with similar attributes proved too pricey). The super see-through material, Tschapeller said, challenges the idea of the floor as most stable elements in architecture. When I told him that I could see clear up into the stacks at other students, he urged visitors to respect each other—no creeping permitted.
...
Multiple women I spoke with for this article have noticed the space’s upskirt potential and are adjusting their library use accordingly. “Knowing that I have to think about what I’m wearing as I enter the library is off-putting to me. What was Cornell thinking?” said Nicole Nomura, a second-year graduate student in landscape architecture and city planning. Nomura was wearing a dress the first day she visited, and did not feel comfortable stepping up into the stacks.

Tschapeller confirmed there’s no way to add opacity to the grates—it would interfere mightily with the ventilation. “Coverings on top of the grating would literally destroy the project,” he elaborated in an email.
[Bolding mine] IT WOULD DESTROY IT. 25 MILLION DOLLERS. DESTROYED. LIBRARY. BUILDING: GONE because the put some opaque lining on the floor

This is not friendly to anyone wearing dresses, much less niqabs and other such clothing. You can see the slats in the top right of this image:



And if you zoom in on this image:


You can absolutely see up skirts. Not much may be visible, but that's not the point at all of peeping toms and other creeps. Plus, creeps could just say 'oh I was looking at books on the top shelf, that's all, I didn't mean to follow the person above me constantly around, staring! tee hee!]

StrixNebulosa posted:

quote:

Winter could turn this porosity into a dirty hazard. Slushy boots will have to be thoroughly de-crudded before entering to avoid spreading debris on other patrons (or worse, the expensive monographs). Here too, Tschapeller emphasized taking care of the space—it should be common sense to make your filthy shoes less gross before entering a $21.6 million building.
.......

what

e: This designer has never been in a real library, apparently, because what the gently caress

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I was describing this horrow-show of a library to my husband. He's never worked in a library, but has heard all the stories I've posted here (and then some).

Between my "holy poo poo they have metal grate floors" and "so it's basically upskirt reddit heaven", he interjects:

"How the gently caress do you push carts on that?"

Me: :stare:

Creep-factor aside, how DO you lug a book truck on metal grating? Also, how acoustically horrible must that library be, also gerkjgebrkgbjerkblkgvsbjk I'm having a stroke just thinking about how Cornell, the Ivy League crown jewel of upstate NY education, could gently caress this up so terribly

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
That doesn't look handicap accessible at all. Holy poo poo, what a neat idea in theory but terrible in execution

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Oh, man, architecture! I love architecture. Probably my favorite building of all time is Le Corbusier's Notre Dame du Haut in Ronchamps:





Doesn't look like much from the outside, right? Don't worry -- it's what's inside that counts:






I also unironically love the Hearst Tower in Charlotte, NC. My brother lived in Charlotte during its construction and we always referred to it as the "coffin building". It looks like it belongs in Gotham City:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

I also unironically love the Hearst Tower in Charlotte, NC. My brother lived in Charlotte during its construction and we always referred to it as the "coffin building". It looks like it belongs in Gotham City:



At least it has a flared base.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

I'm not usually a fan of brutalism, but brutalism combined with a lot of greenery is absolutely :discourse:





Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Here to add the North Dakota Capital building.



It is :effort: personified.

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

Perestroika posted:

I'm not usually a fan of brutalism, but brutalism combined with a lot of greenery is absolutely :discourse:
I'm pretty much always a fan, but yeah, nature reclaiming it or integrating with it takes it to another level

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Oh, man, architecture! I love architecture. Probably my favorite building of all time is Le Corbusier's Notre Dame du Haut in Ronchamps:





Doesn't look like much from the outside, right? Don't worry -- it's what's inside that counts:





Huh, so that's what the Bureau of Reclaimed Spaces in Kentucky Route Zero is based on:



(BTW, if you like gorgeous architecture and want a walking sim with an incredibly atmospheric southern gothic magical realist story play that game. The final part should be coming out soon.)

Also somewhat in the vein of this thread, an urbex channel I follow recently posted this video where they explore a "ghost city" in China:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-Oa7mAyDU

The sheer scale of the unfinished/ruined structure is mind-blowing. The interiors are all just bare concrete but to tie it loosely in with this thread some of the exteriors are fairly well finished and they're incredibly gaudy.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Perestroika posted:

I'm not usually a fan of brutalism, but brutalism combined with a lot of greenery is absolutely :discourse:







This is also my favorite look.
God it's soooo good.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
In the huge old GBS thread of architecture someone did a big post about a big stupid mansion thing some guy in England built to impress the dames, it was called Someone's Folly because it was so stupid, it was too big and he didn't finish it and it had big stupid bits that went nowhere. I remember a floorplan with a massive ballroom and so on. Anyone know what that was?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

C.M. Kruger posted:

The Finns have a special word for them, something to the effect of "Anti-Devil Defensive Fortification" if I'm remembering right.

Piruntorjuntabunkkeri.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

eating only apples posted:

In the huge old GBS thread of architecture someone did a big post about a big stupid mansion thing some guy in England built to impress the dames, it was called Someone's Folly because it was so stupid, it was too big and he didn't finish it and it had big stupid bits that went nowhere. I remember a floorplan with a massive ballroom and so on. Anyone know what that was?

I know what you're talking about I think but I don't think I can find it on google. It had giant doors that were operated by dwarves so they'd look more imposing iirc

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Milo and POTUS posted:

I know what you're talking about I think but I don't think I can find it on google. It had giant doors that were operated by dwarves so they'd look more imposing iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a2OLuG0rng&t=69s

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

eating only apples posted:

In the huge old GBS thread of architecture someone did a big post about a big stupid mansion thing some guy in England built to impress the dames, it was called Someone's Folly because it was so stupid, it was too big and he didn't finish it and it had big stupid bits that went nowhere. I remember a floorplan with a massive ballroom and so on. Anyone know what that was?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I know what you're talking about I think but I don't think I can find it on google. It had giant doors that were operated by dwarves so they'd look more imposing iirc

That's Fonthill Abbey/Beckford's Folly. A very rich, very single guy decided to build an over-scaled medieval Gothic cathedral as a bachelor pad, using experimental concrete construction for a 300ft spire which continually fell down.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The Federal building in Savannah, Ga. Affectionately referred to as "The Bathroom Building."



It's being replaced.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Mister Kingdom posted:

The Federal building in Savannah, Ga. Affectionaly referred to as "The Bathroom Building."



It's being replaced.



The Kastenmeier Bankruptcy Courthouse in Madison Wisconsin. It was originally painted white and looked exactly like bathroom tile.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Humbug Scoolbus posted:



The Kastenmeier Bankruptcy Courthouse in Madison Wisconsin. It was originally painted white and looked exactly like bathroom tile.

And now it looks like BeatmasterJ's bathroom. Great job!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

New XBox model looking good

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I used to occasionally go to Cincinnati for work, and walked past this place (The Ascent at Roebling's Bridge) in Covington, KY a number of times. Kinda interesting architecture with the building presenting a very different vista from different angles.

https://www.e-architect.co.uk/america/the-ascent-kentucky

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

OxySnake posted:

Here to add the North Dakota Capital building.



It is :effort: personified.

It looks like one of those firefighter training towers.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Indeterminate Facade

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Maybe they had cockatoos?





Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010

FINE, HERE'S YOUR loving GREEK COLUMN, YOU HAPPY?

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Nostalgamus posted:

FINE, HERE'S YOUR loving GREEK COLUMN, YOU HAPPY?



The rarely seen "Reverse Samson".

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The Palace of Culture and Science in Warsaw is the tallest building in the city and it's massive and hideous. For years Varsovians have made the joke that it has the best view of the city because it's the only view where you can't see the Palace of Culture and Science.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The Palace of Culture and Science in Warsaw is the tallest building in the city and it's massive and hideous. For years Varsovians have made the joke that it has the best view of the city because it's the only view where you can't see the Palace of Culture and Science.



I heard that same joke about Guy de Maupassant and the Eiffel Tower, that every day he ate lunch at the restaurant at the base of it because it was the only place in Paris he didn't have to look at it

Don't know how true that is but he did apparently hate the thing

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Maybe they had cockatoos?







I see the cockatoos are also fans of McMansion Hell

https://mcmansionhell.com/post/151254239061/mcmansion-hell-from-a-to-z-part-two-i-p

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


This photo brings me peace. :)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
What's the name for that kind of heavily greened architecture?

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

What's the name for that kind of heavily greened architecture?

if it's something where living leafy plants are deliberately built in to a structure's architecture, but it's not a system meant to produce food or any sort of agricultural product, then there isn't really a fancy name for it. most people just call it a green wall or green facade

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

it's called building fabric damage and it means the building will eventually require enormously expensive repairs (which will include ripping off all the greenery) if they're going to prevent a complete destruction of the thing due to water intrusion.

e. like, it's beautiful, definitely, though

but really bad

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Surely there's a way to design it so you can have the creeping vines AND not damage the structure.

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