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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I was waiting for this thread to pop up again so I could post this:



Why is that woman letting herself be menaced by the smallest little planet in the universe? Just punt the little poo poo out the airlock.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Szyznyk posted:

With those lips and tentacles I’m sure she’s looking forward to being “menaced”.

Well the author is named Ray Cummings, so now I'm just going to assumed it's retro smut.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Also I came across that pic because I recently learned that the covers for a lot of old, trashy sci-fi novels were drawn by the same artist, Ed Valigursky.



Yeah that's totally a space "viking" and not a certain WW2 allegory.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
At least they're not Surf Ninjas.



I hope that's just an anime figure and not a shrunken woman...

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Szyznyk posted:

I’d like to believe they were for shock value and being antisocial as opposed to a swastika today where there’s no ambiguity.

Despite the name Easy Rider, bikers were never all that easy going.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


I always thought this ad was a prediction of the kind of president Reagan became here's a guy who's sending his friends nothing but boxes of cancer sticks for christmas.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Ever noticed how both Kool Aid Man and Macho Man Randy Savage hawked products by smashing through walls and shouting "OH YEAH!"?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Snowy posted:

Kramer could fit on that team too, he just usually uses the door

That's kind of wimpy compared to smashing through a wall, he needs to drink kool aid and snap into Slim Jims until he's all beefed up and completely wrecking Jerry's apartment.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Snowy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvDdQmCNWUc

I thought that guy wouldn’t have lived this long

Fucker seriously looks like a muppet from Labyrinth or Dark Crystal.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Spanish is such an amazing language.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

wa27 posted:

Getting real Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry vibes from this Ol' Lady.

Kind of rare to see a woman in Easy Riders who doesn't look worn out as gently caress. Easy riding is a hard life.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I love ads for fake guns when it's so easy to get real guns in America.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Szyznyk posted:

I’m afraid they’re fake only to the point where, with an easily acquired part, they become real guns and it’s a dodge for felons.

Easy Riders really gives off an anarcho-fascism vibe where the bikers don't want anyone telling them what to do but they're sure as hell going to rape women and murder certain minorities just for existing.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Gutter Phoenix posted:

You are pretty much correct, but also thinking about this far more than any outlaw biker ever has.

To clarify my last point, I was referring to all the nazi paraphernalia.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
If this is the start of a Junji Ito comic then I fully expect the turtles to drive people insane to the point where they start murdering each other while chanting praises to nightmare gods.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

AKZ posted:

I realize that I probably repeated the disclaimer from a few pages back on the content, but I think it pays to consider and be critical of what you're putting out there. I can see someone coming into the thread and seeing the ER pics and being like "What the gently caress is going on in here?!"

I'm fine with it, I'm just mocking the bikers' double standards where applicable.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

That looks even more hosed up.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I had this game. I thought it was fun but I've heard some people call it "The game for people who couldn't afford Fireball Island":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I could tell this was from the 60s just because of the art style used for the box and the colors used for the actual game.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Always loved how Barnabas' name was clearly based on Barabbas from the bible, so it's my head canon that all vampires in Dark Shadows name themselves after villains from the bible just to spite God.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Flipperwaldt posted:

Barnabas is the name of a different person in the bible. Not sure I'd consider Barabbas a villain of the bible either, per se. I get why it's a pleasing idea though.

This is the first I've heard that Barnabas is a separate person and not just a play on Barabbas.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Every mainstream burger place sells a veggie burger now and bringing back the "Where's the beef?" ad campaign would have been a perfect way for Wendy's to advertise theirs.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Is that General Sherman?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Feels like if you read one men's magazine you've read them all. It's like the headlines are generated by a computer using a limited data base.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Good thing men have more variety when it comes to their wank material now.

Though I'll never get tired of media where women kill nazis.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Scratch Monkey posted:

I'll never get tired of media where anyone kill nazis.

TBH, it's better if the nazis are killed by someone they think is subhuman. It's more of a slap in the face to them.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

This makes me picture a magazine where all the stories are about men who get tempted into ruin and it's revealed that they were being manipulated by Satan in the end like in a Chick Tract.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I'm guessing it sells for a lot of money because it's a Betty Page issue.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Bring back the naked angel of the hell riders' lust cult? Finally something we can agree on.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I love how this mag is outright saying Russia's leaders literally have no balls.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Hell yeah, old horror comics had some of the best covers ever. Just look at this insane hellhound:



The artist must have been on something either really good or really bad.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Got to love how horror comics were so popular at one point that Marvel decided to publish their own.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Butcher posted:

That old school biker subculture is weird as gently caress and super tryhard.

Old porn is so weird too compared to today.

Check out these huge titties! Can I see their junk? ... No. But here is a huge wad of hair!

At least she's not getting raped by a male relative.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

BUY NFT WAR BONDS TODAY!!!

I honestly think the government would really do this if there was another conflict on the scale of WW2.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

When I was little, I saw some toys at a convenience store that were obviously inspired by Big Daddy Roth. They were toy cars driven by little monsters that were removable minifigures, and I've never seen them anywhere on the web.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

This is why I brought it up, because I was certain you could find them.

Oh look, there's even a villain for them to fight(Deputy Sludge).

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Sending babies in tiny spaceships to meet the bunnies who live in the golden city in outer space.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I love how Mexico's word for truckers is Traileros, it sounds so upbeat.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Anyone who actually knew a secret cheat code that would make you wealthy and successful would not need to make a quick buck by charging people to learn it.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

That's cocaine, isn't it.

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