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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Shrapnig posted:

Anyone calling the result of a sporting event “gross” when there isn’t a 144 in the score is someone whose opinion that shouldn’t be taken seriously at all.

It’s the World Cup, there’s no participation trophy for showing up. Get good or go home.

Agreed, that's a terrible bowling score.

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

*bangs cutlery on table* "MORE VAR! MORE VAR! MORE VAR!"

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I don’t think you can start behind the line though either. The actual law says


It’s all so dumb and poorly thought through

Brony Car posted:

What if just the keeper's toes are on the goal line, with most of his feet behind the line?

So this is how we end up with the Rippers from Tank Girl.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jun 20, 2019

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Wait, do women even play Aussie Rules, cause that sure looked like what Kerr was going for.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


Yeah I wasn't aware that was a controversial opinion.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Lol another pelanty.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

I don't think this is a good moment in time for a keeper to be sassing the ref...

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Whether you agree with the original call or not, I'm not seeing nearly enough from the replays to overturn it.

And they didn't.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

:siren: Rapinoe did a thing! :siren:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Big Huski Boi posted:

Hi yeah can I get a spicy chicken sandwich, small fry, and one Christen Press please

Well, Press Your Luck is making a comeback...

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Eh, this will be a nice reality check after storming through their group.

Now if Ellis insists on running the moldy oldies into the ground...

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Drunk Nerds posted:

I feel like Ellis is great at managing a balanced team, but doesn't understand how to min/max a lopsided squad. 2015 had a really balanced team, 2019 has a forward heavy squad that needs to take the pressure off the backfield at all costs. All of my USWT knowledge comes from just watching World Cup and Olympics, so I could be way off base.

Edit: She also didn't seem to be able to adjust to Sweden playing keep-away in the 2016 Olympics. I kinda get a "rigidly follow the plan, ignoring the actual game" from both that and her leaving in the struggling vets in today's game.

Also the lack of/late subs in general.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

So the Dutch are gonna try to Maltese Cat their way to the final.

Nice, nice.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Gigi Galli posted:

If the US manages to consistently get out of their own half at some point they should exploit France's keeper's Neuer impressions.

Didn't Neuer give up a comedy goal to the US men in a friendly, or was that another German keeper?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Ah, it was Ter Stegen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDn6X3W7RSQ

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

habeasdorkus posted:

I probably wrote that LP if it was at SA.

Your impression is correct, these teams are really well matched.

I want more San Marino! :argh:

Looks like Dunn is stepping up, that's nice to see.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Nice shot of New Yorkers ignoring the goal on the Times Square big screen.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Good job Pinoe never doubted you etc etc etc :v:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Reminder of that line about possession without penetration = masturbation, you're just playing with yourself.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

J'accuse!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

She was offsides

Boo this man!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Shrapnig posted:

Anyone could win with that squad.

Maybe next time they'll actually look at the 'Football Manager' resumes!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Yeah, it sucks that France was subject to the luck of the draw in that respect.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Zyla posted:

lol heath what are you doiun

Dying of exhaustion from the looks of it.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Big Huski Boi posted:

Everyone itt is an aging riot grrrl

I know I am and hell, feels good.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Crazy Ted posted:

They should hold it in Chicago since that's where USSF HQ is. Not everything needs to be in New York.

Eh, the higher-profile it is the more we get to dunk on that travesty on the 4th. :v:

Also I guaran-fuckin-tee ya that as insufferable as the victory laps on social media are, they would've been 100x worse if the woman had lost and the men won.

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Coco13 posted:

I am going to become a billionaire and throw a shitton of money at the University of Wisconsin so they build a Rose Lavelle statue on campus.

Replace all Confederate statues with Rapinoe, Lavelle and Morgan.

Also if you want to see Twitter carnage check out the Idiots on Social Media thread in PYF, it's begun.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jul 7, 2019

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