Gazpacho posted:

prez knew

Siljmonster posted:

https://twitter.com/quantian1/status/1148376319207649282

puve posted:

I can't believe Metal Gear Solid is real but instead of a nuclear equipped walking tank the WMD of the future is Alan Dersh in his underwear

Best Friends posted:

alternate explanation: a lot of people who are dumb as poo poo end up in the intelligence space because the requirements for entry are less "be incredibly competent" like in the movies and are actually more like "be a boring square through college and join the correct frat." then once they are in intelligence, they think they're super smart and competent, like in the movies, and live entirely on their own farts. also the broadly defined "government intelligence" space is at least 100k jobs so if even 3% of people match the above, that's thousands of people who will believe anything.

the FBI is almost entirely staffed by Breitbart readers who forward goofy poo poo to their grandkids. these are not super competent people all around

punished milkman posted:

lol bail was actually denied

ikanreed posted:

It wasn't flight risk, actually.

It was clear and present danger. Lmaolol

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol they edited out the clinton pics

uber_stoat posted:

they stuck el chapo in there pretrial

Lawman 0 posted:

*crack*
*ping*

Good soup! posted:

Lmao d&d

"Whoa let's not go tossing around crazy accusations of an elaborate child sex ring protected by wealthy and powerful people," I say as I'm posting about a case literally about an elaborate child sex ring protected by wealthy and powerful people

quote:

It's certainly possible that he was killed to shut him up, but if you can't think of reason why a man might commit suicide ahead of being sent to prison for life then you've been staring into the abyss too long. Seriously, folks, the man's body was found less than six hours ago. You don't have to decide "what really happened" right away. It's okay to say you're not sure and wait for more information. What makes something a "conspiracy theory" is when you refuse to change your beliefs in the face of contrary evidence, and deciding right away that you're sure you know what happened will make it that much harder to back down if it turns out you're wrong.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Modest Mao posted:

what is crack ping

Modest Mao posted:

I want to hear it with my own ears

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ALL THE NEURONS IN MY BRAIN ARE FIRING OFF

motherbox posted:

Epstein in the membrane
Epstein in the brain
Epstein hang, crack ping brain

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

weird!

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1160229415864950784

Calibanibal posted:

They're gonna make an Oceans 11 style film about this and its gonna rule

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://twitter.com/breakingnlive/status/1160235309596139520?s=21

comedyblissoption posted:

like you could put a dead man's switch on multiple different computers as chron jobs on cloud instances that trigger every 1-3 years

it could send out messages to different journalists you're sure would broadcast and disseminate the blackmail by having to go out into the desert to dig up the payload at a gps coordinate and different journalists get different coordinates to make sure someone gets a copy of the blackmail even if some of them won't end up doing it

and so on and so on

Mantis42 posted:

Yet Epstein is also Q, bringing down the cabal in secrecy. The Revolver Ocelot theory of Epstein

Lastgirl posted:

ill just give people a moment to register that the united states government in official capacity via twitter, has used the hashtag #ClintonBodyCount if that didn't slide right over their smooth brains

paul_soccer10 posted:

https://twitter.com/Elfarwany/status/1160312637655326720?s=19

Stairmaster posted:

WHAT IS TEH CRACK PING MEME

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hey i went to high school with her

Al! posted:

trump is going to build big shell

Calibanibal posted:

Yeah I think this is ideal for Bernie Sanders, because now Epstein can't out him

Taintrunner posted:

shareblue already going to bat for Clinton

Calibanibal posted:

its a typo - they mean ROLL CON (in other words, make a saving throw using your constitution modifier)

Gunshow Poophole posted:

that shits fake as hell I think, it's only sourced to weird chud Reddits and 4chan and is the only result for shareblue stalwarts

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

ROLCON?

gh0stpinballa posted:

the simpering lib view that the powerful are fundamentally decent people with a few bad apples. it should be obvious which one has hosed the planet and condemned us all to death, and it isn't the reptoid gang.

Admiral Ray posted:

yeah lol

quote:

DEADLINE: None of this remotely qualifies as comedy. What did you do?

BARON COHEN: We immediately turned over the footage to the FBI because we thought, perhaps there’s a pedophile ring in Las Vegas that’s operating for these very wealthy men. And this concierge had said that he’d worked for politicians and various billionaires. But in the end the FBI decided not to pursue it.

Gunshow Poophole posted:

this poo poo is all definitely confusing what is real

Gunshow Poophole posted:

it's the linkin park lyric u jamokes

Gunshow Poophole posted:

lol

at least we're all losing our minds TOGETHER

Shipon posted:

boss gets a dollar i get a dime that's why i *crack ping* on company time