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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Is the list of celebrities who didn't fly with Epstein shorter than those who did?

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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Jose posted:

i have a solution to this and lots of other global problems: execute anyone who has access to $1m in cash

Agreed, but good luck posting this in certain threads. You'll get dogpiled and have a bunch of shitlibs talking about how expensive it is in X location and how, "a million dollars isn't actually a lot of money."

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Question: have any non-white people been implicated in this ring?

Could this be the reason Michael Jackson changed his skin color? So that he'd be accepted into the Inner Circle of this pedophile group?

*crack ping*

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Hentai Jihadist posted:

twoday please post your great secret history theory itt

you never know whats gonna blow this case wide open

and all the pieces matter

Quoting to second, holy hell your Caananite post grabbed me by the Epstein lobe so hard I snapped my hyoid.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Calibanibal posted:

I need to stop checking this thread because I feel like every time I do, another fave of mine has been implicated

Good.

Death to celebrities and death to celebrity worship.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gh0stpinballa posted:

they literally use that argument to refute any suggestion that elites of any kind or number collude with each other at all. they tried calling leftists sounding the alarm about the moderate rebels in syria conspiracy theorists, they did it to people investigating the financial crash, people who doubted the intelligence justifying the iraq war, they do it all the time, and they always use the excuse that it can't be a conspiracy because there too many people to keep stuff like that quiet.

the epstein case alone required the silence or at least discretion of all his staff at all his properties, all the johns, numerous journalists and media companies, the cia, mossad, mi5, the us government, dyncorp, blackwater, innumerable frontmen for fake companies and charities that nevertheless had staff who were hired as cover, police, district attorneys, the FBI, the mafia, hollywood, wall street, and then all the people he was dealing with in europe and the middle east. and it worked, few of them broke ranks, for the better part of 30 years.

...so what you're saying that it's all real. All of them are real because it turns out that everyone is a loving monster who is easily bought.

Cool.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:


Maybe money literally causes mental illness?

Extreme wealth causes irreparable damage to the affected organ, with the only effective treatment being amputation.








Of course I'm talking about :thermidor:

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Ace of Baes posted:

"DNA removal technology"

A spray bottle filled with bleach?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

What the gently caress

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Siljmonster posted:

*in a orc voice* and here we zug zug

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Atrocious Joe posted:

remember that observatory that got stormed by the feds in a raid that involved a Black Hawk helicopter, and a few weeks later the FBI was like, "oh yeah, we were just looking for child pornography"

totally fine

My broke-brained conspiracy hypothesis is that climate change is happening because of something with the sun. The US government knows this, knows how bad it's gonna get in short order, and is deliberately obfuscating the science to keep order until it's too late to do anything about it. The observatory figured out what's going on and the FBI was sent in to trash the data.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

ikanreed posted:

Yeah that's dumb.

Yes it is.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Siljmonster posted:

Y'all hear about this new billionaire called Effrey Jepstein?

I loved Call Me Maybe

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Hey I just met you
And you're a baby
So here's a ticket
For my plane maybe

:eyepop:

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gh0stpinballa posted:

developing a podcast rn, an occult history of post-war western society, my epstein brain cannot be contained in post form i must provide audio. HOWEVER: i will not really be discussing epstein because his is just one story in a greater system, the gangster octopus of exploitation, thatt i will explore and interrogate

You've got a subscriber! Please post in here when you're ready to get weird.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gh0stpinballa posted:

what does starving children and keeping them in filthy conditions while forcing them to kill animals indicate if not child abuse

Uh, they were read to every night and their juice consumption was regulated?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
What happened last night?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

LOOKS LIKE *CRACK* *PING* IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016


Seen around Modesto, CA

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/drewfromtv/status/1194707251220512768

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

What were their findings

Their findings were GROOOOOVY man!

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

You know the kids were cajoled into blaming Satan because Satan would never do that poo poo to kids.

Satan just wants the kids to grow up strong and healthy so they can join the battle against the Hypocrite God, the kid raping is Christian projection.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

there is no physical storage limit to the knowledge the brain can hold, so theoretically unlimited

This is stupid and wrong.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Apraxin posted:

meanwhile in australia:
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1247321392053354496the highest-ranking member of the catholic church ever to be convicted of sex crimes has his conviction overturned by their supreme court and will be set free immediately; all seven judges ruling that his conviction was invalid because 'the jury didn't properly look at the evidence, if they'd looked at the evidence properly they wouldn't have convicted him'.

not even loving kidding:



gently caress Supreme Courts. They all need abolished and all Chief Justices from all national should be banished to a tiny desert island in the Pacific.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Cracking and pinging in the time of coronavirus

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Found this in the Covid thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20191115222015/https://lorenzoae.wordpress.com/2019/09/15/the-deep-politics-of-jared-letos-cult/

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

What the gently caress.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
I just don't understand this plague of loving teenagers (and younger). I teach at a university and the concept of sex with someone under the age of 30 is not only revolting, but also seems like a drag.

It's just pure unadulterated power tripping, isn't it?

:thermidor:

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Did Kimmel get outed as a pedo recently and I missed it?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

What in the holy gently caress...

You know, this right here should start a revolution by itself in any sane country.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gradenko_2000 posted:

what the gently caress the Star Wars prequel guy is a pedo?

Who?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I'd love to read a book that dramatized even half of the Operation Mongoose operations. Just off the top of my head from various books I've read there was poo poo like

- try to put a topical poison inside Fidel's wetsuit before he went scuba diving
- sneak a substance into his food to make his hair and beard fall out to emasculate him
- try to poison his ice cream cone
- plant explosives in his cigar box and/or underwater in the corals near his scuba diving area
- multiple armed honeypots that were flipped because Fidel hosed them so well

The dude was such a baller. It seems like he only gets floated in JFK assassination theories because he'd be acting in reprisal for all this poo poo and the blockade, but Fidel has always been the least compelling theory whereas some combination of the CIA, Trafficante mob, and Chicago outfit is the most compelling.

Can I get some sources on this please?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Chamale posted:

The KGB had idiots too. One of their spies in America just got drunk all day while sending messages that said "I'm so close to a breakthrough, send more money!" He got caught because he tipped his paperboy with a fake nickel containing secret codes, and that paperboy's dad was the chief of police.

It's idiots and assholes all the way up, isn't it?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Then do BPA and birth control.

Edit: Wow I swear I didn't see this post until after I posted.

mycomancy has issued a correction as of 17:49 on Mar 18, 2021

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Gaupo Guacho posted:

have you discovered anything that's made you happier? or made you a better husband, father or son? How about anything that's even helped you personally enrich yourself? (if you have more money than you feel you need you can donate some to families with food insecurities). merely curious.

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Lmao look at this loving guy.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

gh0stpinballa posted:

There's like 50 feet of open space either side of the barricade too. what a complete bungler.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Suplex Liberace posted:

lol dr z is saying that perfectly in my head

For real, I can hear him bitching to Phantom Limb or Red Death like I'm watching an episode

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Riot Bimbo posted:

There's lots of poo poo that hangs around looking for ways to wreack havoc that we're generally shut off from without those drugs, that can gently caress us up real hard when we are~

Please elaborate

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...


PULL UP EPSTEIN THREAD! PULL UUUUUUP!

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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
We had nine months of normalcy in the 21st century

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