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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I sort of found it.

It was a book I read as a kid about a giant nerd with a spaceship full of alien monsters and a psychic cat. Turns out it's called Tuff Voyaging, and it's by George R. R. Martin, of all loving people. The main thrust of the book is about the need for population control, and I didn't even remember that part.

I used to read those when they were originally printed as short stories in Analog magazine, I remember being excited when the book collecting them all together came out. I still have a few of those issues floating around:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Pulchritudinous posted:

I've been trying to find this mythology book from when I was a kid. I remember it was a larger format book, not very long at all. The appeal was the monsters were done in a very formal style that was wholly different from every other mythology book I read back then. The cover was grey/silver and had a kraken in the center. The weird thing is that this version of a kraken was reptilian (obviously it didn't have the port hole frame):



I've managed to find a picture of a manticore as well:



Aside from these images, the only other thing I can distinctly remember about it is that there was a picture of a dragon where it was built like a sauropod: massive heavy body and extremely long neck.

???


Edit: looks like these books were released in the US under the "Time Life: Mysteries of the Unknown" banner. Is this the dragon you remember?

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Aug 5, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Pulchritudinous posted:

YES THAT'S IT! Thank-you!!

There's 33 books in the series but I think this is the one that has those pictures (although I'm not 100% sure)


It's also entirely possible that they just grabbed those few illustrations from some other book

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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My Lovely Horse posted:

wait poo poo now that's a cover design I remember, but from German books. My hometown library had eight or nine of those.

Yeah they were called Geheimnisse des Unbekannten over there

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Captain Splendid posted:

Yeah, that's Funnybones

It also got a TV series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZYsUOZmRwM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Really obscure cartoon from the 70s I think about a cat who hated Mondays and loved lasagna.

Pretty sure that's the 1979 Don Bluth short film 'Banjo the Woodpile Cat'. He hated Sundays and loved spaghetti bolognese, you were close but you remembered it wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjak1KGbZS4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Tumble posted:

My white whale is this older (80ish?) medieval sword-dudes-on-a-quest movie I watched when I was much younger. I can't remember much about it, but there was a scene where a guy fell in a swamp and when he came back up he was just a skull. I never finished the movie because it scared the bejesus out of me, and that's pretty much the only scene I can remember about it.

That'd be the 1962 film The Magic Sword (aka St. George and the Seven Curses aka The Seven Curses of Lodac) starring Gary Lockwood and Basil Rathbone.

It's on Youtube, I've cued this up to the swamp scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AcorJ9b6Y&t=2171s

Here's the MST3K episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzhEnz2MhHI

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Tumble posted:

Hahaha, that's the one. It's... not quite as scary as it was when I was 6 or 7 though. Thanks dude, I've been trying to figure out what that was for the longest time - me and a friend had both seen the movie and gotten scared at the same part but we couldn't remember what the movie was for the life of us.

I guess I should add I found it by going to the Wikipedia page for sword & sorcery films and clicking randomly through old ones until I found one that mentioned a character dying in a swamp. :v:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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juggalo baby coffin posted:

there was a show that used to come on early in the morning on channel 4 in the UK in the early-mid 90s. i think it was paired with 'Once upon a time... Life', a weird show about the human body. there was one episode of it where they sang a birthday song that went like 'it's your birthday happy happy birthday'. I have spent so long looking for that stupid birthday song but it eludes me still. i think the people were in a village and doing a circle dance?

What kind of village - modern small town Britain? Medieval? Cavemen?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Lindy Hopscotch posted:

I got another one for you goons:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars ago, when I was probably closer to 10,11,12 years old (so somewhere in '97, '98 or '99) and my mom and I had black box cable and on one of the big "this isnt tv its (huffs farts)" movie channels there was some cartoon on that was like some furry poo poo with anthro characters (not just talking animals) and I remember it was so loving weird because it was trying to be extremely serious and dramatic while using chip n dale looking goofy-rear end characters.

I remember some male character was dying in a female characters arms and it was supposed to be very sad but all it did was confuse the hell out of me and it was so loving weird that I remember only that scene and nothing else. Oh Extra detail, it was like set on a ship or something so think of Colonial american times or British times or whatever the gently caress.

This mightve been Stars or HBO or Cinemax even idk wtf but all those channels were clustered together, so who knows !

My first guess was Treasure Planet (Treasure Island .... in spaaaaaace) but that came out in 2002.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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bessantj posted:

Mine is an Anime. It's one of this ancient prophecies one. Some guy traipsed all over Japan and receives seven wounds on parts of his body that line up with a constellation, the big dipper I think

Fist of the North Star???

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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henpod posted:

I saw this fat batman model and found it funny, but can't find anywhere to buy it:



It's a lifesize sculpture by Italian artist Francesco De Molfetta

http://www.francescodemolfetta.info/le-mostre/

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Randaconda posted:

A complete set of Time-Life's Mysteries of the Unknown or The Enchanted World that isn't 300 bucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7veciQZgYo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdxNwByblQE

I borrowed the dragon edition of the The Enchanted World series from my school library so many times. Took me years to stumble over a cheap copy afterwards, I'm gonna hand it over to some random kid who loves dragons some day.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Archer666 posted:

And aside from like 4-5 randos on the internet, nobody seems to have actually seen the movie. But the whole thing also seems really elaborate to be a prank.

I remember flicking through it on Youtube years ago but I didn't watch the entire thing.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Lindy Hopscotch posted:

I got another one for you goons:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars ago, when I was probably closer to 10,11,12 years old (so somewhere in '97, '98 or '99) and my mom and I had black box cable and on one of the big "this isnt tv its (huffs farts)" movie channels there was some cartoon on that was like some furry poo poo with anthro characters (not just talking animals) and I remember it was so loving weird because it was trying to be extremely serious and dramatic while using chip n dale looking goofy-rear end characters.

I remember some male character was dying in a female characters arms and it was supposed to be very sad but all it did was confuse the hell out of me and it was so loving weird that I remember only that scene and nothing else. Oh Extra detail, it was like set on a ship or something so think of Colonial american times or British times or whatever the gently caress.

This mightve been Stars or HBO or Cinemax even idk wtf but all those channels were clustered together, so who knows !

I just watched Titan A.E. for the first time and it had a scene like that, the weird kangaroo thing is Janeane Garofolo and the weird turtle thing is John Leguizamo. It was on a space ship though, not a colonial times sailing ship.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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The White Dragon posted:

the suggestion and screenshot of titan ae just sparked this memory in the darkest recesses of my consciousness

die abenteur von pico & columbus is a movie set in the age of discovery, and takes place on the seafaring segment of columbus's expedition, with weirdly dark and serious drama about scurvy, mutiny, etc in spite of starring some cartoon termite straight out of fern gully

The whole awful thing is on Youtube. Here's a scene where one of the wacky anthro characters 'dies':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSNzaoCWtVI&t=4260s

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Overwatch Porn posted:

one was a video that i definitely saw linked from here like a decade+ ago that involved the phrase "urban cowboy" or "urban country" or something like that and most of it was a dude in a cowboy outfit doing this hilariously awkward dance to this edm/country mixture song, and the video ended very abruptly on a shot of two people in a mall food court. i really wanna see it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGi6lpib-rU

Bonus goon video recreation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb_IQA9Zbow


Edit: the footage originally came from a VHS film called 'California Big Hunks', Red Letter Media did a review of it one time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmz6uL1S0s&t=1970s

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Nov 23, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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MrChrome posted:

About half way down this list I finally found it. The song is "Layton & Stone - Better World (Club Mix)". They're a German one hit wonder and they released this song in 2001.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5d4qLCE7Y&t=90s

This leaves one stone left to overturn. What does the lead singer look like? For 20 years I've been wanted to see this guy. Turns out his name is Leonard Major and this is the only song he's ever sang. Here's the original music video. It's got all of 400 hits on Vimeo. I'm excited to hear the rest of the lyrics.

https://vimeo.com/90735004

We should find out if this guy is still alive and what's he's up to now, just to complete this journey

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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wit posted:

There was this amazing documentary on UK channel 4 decade or so ago that had an actual scientist follow around and heckle a cryptozoologist as he basically paid god knows how much in tourist chain yankery to find the mapinguari, a giant sloth. Close to the end if my hazy memory is correct, he was told all kinds of stupid gibberish powers it had (I think mostly by children in a village, nonsense like it had several heads and its breath was a deadly poison), and STILL paid some locals to take him up to where it was last spotted, they took him and dr. heckler md there and I swear I saw everyone on camera smirking like hell or at least trying not to as he made this moo noise he thought mythological giant sloths with magic powers made. The end of it was basically him flouncing that the scientist was making fun of it.

There's a paranormal/cryptozoology thread in PYF, I'd recommend asking there

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3898843

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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happyhippy posted:

We allowed porn movies?

Part of me is going "Heck no I really don't want to know what kind of porn a poster with a 'Bald guy from RLM' avatar is obsessed with" but part of me is also curious so sure, post 'em up

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Axolotl posted:

I'm looking for the name of this cartoon my wife and I saw about 5-6 years ago that we only caught the tail end of and have only vague memories of. We feel like it was Family Guy, or Bob's Burgers, or something like that but can't find any actual episodes that match what we half-remember of it.

1. There were obviously main characters, which we think might have been two kids and a dad or grandfather. There may have been an animal companion who is also a main character and otherwise acts like a human.
2. It was set on a boat, we think with multiple levels like a cruise ship or an old paddlewheel steamboat.
3. We *think* the main characters were saving the boat passengers and/or themselves from a flood or storm, or maybe even the end of the world. This might have involved time travel.
4. We think one or more of the passengers might have been a ghost or spirit or something. We half-remember that she might have been dressed in a fancy late 1800s style. Maybe.
5. I think they saved the people and themselves and maybe returned to their own time.
6. I don't think this is an obscure cartoon. We would have seen it on the Disney Channel or Cartoon Network or something like that. This happened in 2014, and the show seemed like it was recent.

Please help us with this mystery. You're our only hope.

Family Guy had an episode where they timetravelled back to the Titanic which aired in January 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWGWRHI8W4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Teketeketeketeke posted:

Space Strikers?

There's also a weird crab ship, if that rings any bells.

Here's the intro sequence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4OKJp-ohkw

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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You Are A Elf posted:

Knowledgable in classic 1980s synthesizer goons, help a brother out with a stock sound effect that was a given in old ghost story TV specials and the like, especially The Real Ghostbusters cartoon. The cleanest version of what I'm talking about is in the song "Naughty Naughty" by Danger Danger (sound effect lasts from 0:09 to 0:14):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbJWJn8RZdY

What synthesizer made that sound that was so prevalent in the spooky-related 1980s?

"What instrument made that weird spooky noise" is a fun rabbit hole to dive into. Since you brought up Ghostbusters I'll crosspost this from the old CD Ghostbusters thread:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've been reading a few GB articles and just learned all about this crazy bitch of a musical instrument:


That's an Ondes Martenot, one of the earliest electronic musical instruments invented by Maurice Martenot in 1928. GB composer Elmer Bernstein used one of them to get the spooky theremin-like noises for the score in the opening library scene.

Here's one in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0aflcF0-ys

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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precision posted:

I've definitely seen this. Google tells me it was in a Chase Bank commercial, which definitely sounds right. IIRC the commercial talked about how you were "free" to use your points or whatever anywhere, and after saying that, the song kicked in. Youtube doesn't appear to have it.

This site has links to four of the ads but they have different covers/remixes and not the Soup Dragons version: http://www.splendad.com/songs/show/153-Im-Free.html

Empress Brosephine posted:

1. Commercial one was I believe a car commercial. It was a sedan and the ad featured some really tall basketball players playing a pick up game and then who manage to squeeze into the car comfortably.

I can't find that exact ad but this company did a ton of ads featuring local sportsmen back in the mid 00s, see if the jingle sounds familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Feb 10, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Ugh, I hadn't ever considered the potential aesthetic power of advertisements, I still kind of mentally process them as anti-culture despite the fact that their memetic nature really is what set the standard for social media and everything else associated with it.

Ad catchphrases and jingles buried their way into the zeitgeist like a goddamned tick, especially back in the 80s when most people watched free-to-air commercial television and there were way less platform options and channels and they couldn't skip the adbreaks so it was a lot easier for specific ads to become ubiquitous.

I guess in 10 years people will have a similar nostalgia for memes and vines and youtube videos they saw when they were kids.

Of course, there's already a huge amount of crossover between advertisements and memes and they've been cannibalizing each other for a long time already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M

Edit: we see a lot of meme nostalgia on SA already, there's been a bunch of times in the "Request images" threads where people have been looking for "that badly drawn comic where the kid is on the ceiling if a public restroom" or "that MSpaint image where a person has just finished making GBS threads and is dragging the toilet paper between their butt cheeks and up over their head continuously" or similar

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Feb 11, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i don't know why but someone posting about that bank ad using the "i'm free" song made the entire ad play in my brain start to finish. glad i can remember that and not my anneversary, somehow.

Someone on social media once wondered where they'd heard the song "Rhythm of Life" (originally from the musical Sweet Charity) in pop culture and I immediately remembered it was in a Dulux paint ad in the early 90s but I can never remember my mother's birthday

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Harvey TWH posted:

2. A commercial (late 90s?) for Dr. Pepper where a couple of smart-rear end kids have rigged a vending machine to redirect its output so people put coins in and get no soda out, get mad at the machine, etc. The main parts I remember are a background song something like "gimme that, gimme that, gimme gimme gimme that thing", and the girl proclaiming one of the angry adults to have "no self-control!" in mock horror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9zezJ7g5qE

I recognised the song from your description at "Gimme Dat Ding" by The Pipkins, I heard it over and over in my childhood back in the late 70s because my dad used to love playing 'wacky song' LPs that had that and stuff like "My Friend The Witch Doctor" and "Yakety Yak Don't Talk Back"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNrmR6M1KtI

Edit: I just googled it and apparently "Gimme Dat Ding" was written for a 1970s British TV show called Little Big Time which had a weekly live segment called "Oliver in the Overworld" which was super fuckin' weird and starred the lead singer from Freddie and the Dreamers

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Feb 15, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Here's a clip with the chain mohawk weapon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8whfZmg2U&t=60s


Edit: someone uploaded the entire thing to Youtube, the voice acting is atrocious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_KoRb_F6Ls

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Feb 22, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

This thread worked great for me last time, so I'll try again.

There was a Chinese pop band called "New Pants". Three dudes. They had a song that may have been called California, or may have just involved them going "ooooooh, California" repeatedly at the start of the song. It was definitely on YouTube when I saw it, you know, ten years ago or whatever.

I can't find that song because, as you'd expect, with a band named New Pants, it's hard to Google. And I'm not actually that great at Googling things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgPLrldxAAc

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

I can't find that song because, as you'd expect, with a band named New Pants, it's hard to Google. And I'm not actually that great at Googling things.

By the way, the way I found this was by googling '"New Pants" band', finding a youtube video of the band, using the 'related videos' list to find a youtube channel that had a lot of the band's songs and then randomly clicking them and listening to the first 30 seconds of each video until I found the one you were looking for.

The quotation marks around "New Pants" in the google search is the crucial step, that ensures that you only get hits with the exact phrase "New Pants" instead of 5000 random pages which just happen to feature the words 'new' and 'pants' somewhere

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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uvar posted:

Looong shot but I've got a earworm I can only remember the rhythm of, and I don't even have a mic to record that. I think it's a rhyme or tongue twister or something? I don't think there's a tune. In syllables it's something like, a fast but constant pace, where double fits two beats into it...

Double double one double one one double
Double double one - double one

Alternate version in case I say those weirdly...
carrot turnip peas lettuce milk pear apple
orange parsnip grape - mango bean

It's reminding me of a TV ad jingle were they work the phone number into the song

There was an Australian ad where the last line was "seven seven oh seven oh!" (or similar) which seems to fit the meter but I can't remember which company it was for

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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uvar posted:

Looong shot but I've got a earworm I can only remember the rhythm of, and I don't even have a mic to record that. I think it's a rhyme or tongue twister or something? I don't think there's a tune. In syllables it's something like, a fast but constant pace, where double fits two beats into it...

Double double one double one one double
Double double one - double one

Alternate version in case I say those weirdly...
carrot turnip peas lettuce milk pear apple
orange parsnip grape - mango bean


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's reminding me of a TV ad jingle were they work the phone number into the song

There was an Australian ad where the last line was "seven seven oh seven oh!" (or similar) which seems to fit the meter but I can't remember which company it was for

I remembered the ad I was thinking about and the meter doesn't quite fit your description after all. :(

It was the MUTHA FUCKIN' ROOF SEAL, Y'ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro_cusPGuYU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Dolphin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpej3a7AhGI
something similar to this but it involved like a house floating in space or some poo poo. from an animation film festival that terrified me in the 1980's as a little tike in ann arbor. i can't put my finger on what the short film was about but it was freaky.

Dolphin posted:

holy poo poo that's it, how did you find this

e: wait nevermind this is way too recent. it's really similar though

i'm talking like 1989

This freaky claymation short was made in 1989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1THMc9g5SaU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. I've seen sex dolls made with fake bones and buttholes held in place with balloons. I watched novelty condoms glitter in the dark near Mrs Tannhäuser 's taint. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Yep
https://twitter.com/meetissai/status/1227044107651936256

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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weed cat posted:

There's also the Ondes Martenot - an early (1930s) instrument that is a lot like a keyed theremin, with three different speaker cabinets for different timbres. Not sure how many of these there are. The coolest part is the control - the keybed can wiggle for vibrato like you would on a cello; there's a ring you can wear on your finger for sliding note to note, and there's a touch-sensitive button for the attack. See the video below.

The Ondes Martenot is awesome, it's one of those bizarre obscure machines that almost no one knows about but pretty much everyone is familiar with how it sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JgvmilwNI

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Does anybody know where the bird in the right hand corner is from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcfmZrClVM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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If that's not it, there's also a thread in the retro games subforum where you can ask for help identifying old games you're struggling to ID

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Huh, they sampled Roots Manuva.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltP7L16A8Hs

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Crossposting from the Vague memories: Finding games you barely remember thread in Retro Games:


A sidescrolling platformer that came out in either very late 80s or early 90s, probably for the Amstrad but maybe C64. The game art was pretty basic, not as simple as the early pixel art but mostly monotone themes. I can't remember the aim or the gameplay but I know you had to run around collecting various items for various tasks, the only item I remember is asbestos gloves that were heat proof. The cover art had some scifi character (possibly a robot or cyborg, possibly on the back on the box) saying "Yowza! Mega briltoid!". I'm pretty sure that the game was from the UK.

The main detail that I remember is that the soundtrack to the game was a midi version of 'Respectable' by Mel & Kim.

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