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crispix posted:August thread off to a highbrow start, then Let me do my best: Greggs is horny as gently caress It appeals to carnal desires and satisfies them quick. It's cheap and it's poo poo and I will do it anyway without shame because that itch can only be scratched certain ways *Edit 2BC- Phraates V becomes king of the Parthian Empire, after he and his mother "the goddess Musa" murdered his father Phraates IV. DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Aug 1, 2019 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Greggs is poo poo 
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Tarnop posted:I'm not sure if we achieved Peak Cat in the last thread, so here's my boy Archer being a fuzzbutt Thank you for this Very Good Catte
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Local options are better where available, but Greggs do ham and cheese baguettes without mayo or anything and that makes them good with me. The sweet stuff is also a very nice bonus.
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Sloth Life posted:
Alternatively nobody can have cats  That's a good cat. Rarity posted:Good news, in a few more years winter won't exist any more. It will just be the constant heat of the Mad Max hellscape 24/7.  Eddy-Baby posted:
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Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat?
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The Morning Star. Downside, they might shovel fabricated transphobic and tankie bullshit down your throat. Also expensive.
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Rarity revealed as the 'burnt bellend' victim the Daily Sport *ahem* reported on. Everyone always goes on about how Greggs is scorching hot, but everytime I've got one from somewhere its been a grim mix of cold on the outside and maybe 2/3c above room temp in the middle, with a weird soggy pastry. I guess their veggie stuff just doesn't sell as quick as their other stuff, so it just sits on the shelf cooling all day and sweating. I appreciate its a quick fix, and a better option than most meal deals (Coop is an exception), I sometimes still treat myself to one in motorway services but every time I am disappointed and it just makes me miserable, like a sad wank to weird porn. Its also undercutting and killing all the independent bakeries here, so I might longer be able to get a decent real pasty one day. And no, I will not calm down about this!!!!!@ Diet Crack posted:Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat? Just read the Mail and flip all the adverbs. Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Aug 1, 2019 |
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Greggs vegan sausage roll is the best thing about 2019
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This gave me a much needed lol this morning https://twitter.com/PasqualeLDN/status/1156626114934165513?s=19
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Diet Crack posted:Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat? There are no left leaning papers. If you want leftist media you need to curate it yourself through Facebook likes and Youtube subs. Owen Jones, Novara Media and Another Angry Voice are all good places to start.
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Greggs is definitely poo poo. I had a sausage and egg roll there the other day for breakfast and it was like I was transported back to being a poor freshman who buys the cheapest ingredients I can find and cooks them really badly. The egg turned to dust in my mouth. Speaking of supermarkets from last thread, I used to use Tesco since they were the closest but since I've moved the only one around is Sainsbury's, and while it's not that great they do at least have the proper rooster sriracha instead of that weird goose poo poo that Tesco has.
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Greggs is always slightly disappointing. Their jam doughnuts are very poor cos all the jam is leaking out of one quarter of the donut and the rest is just dough. If I knew where to get a half-decent jam doughnut in Nottingham I'd go elsewhere!
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Guavanaut posted:The Morning Star. Downside, they might shovel fabricated transphobic and tankie bullshit down your throat. Also expensive. wait really? i thought it was just an oldschool trade union rag that sucks e: also is a tribune subscription worth it
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The only redeeming quality of Greggs is getting a breakfast roll and lovely coffee on the cheap. Everything else there sucks balls.
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The Deleter posted:Greggs is always slightly disappointing. Their jam doughnuts are very poor cos all the jam is leaking out of one quarter of the donut and the rest is just dough. If I knew where to get a half-decent jam doughnut in Nottingham I'd go elsewhere! https://www.doughnottsofficial.com/ (they are very very not worth the money)
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More good Brexit news, not only will it finally liberate the UK to become a It's wins all over the place! quote:NO-DEAL BREXIT WOULD BE A WINDFALL FOR UK INDUSTRY: In case the U.K. leaves the EU without a deal — something new British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said is not his problem to avoid — the national carbon price would plummet to nearly half that of the bloc’s, according to guidance published this week by the U.K. Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy (BEIS). That’s because in that scenario, a carbon tax of £16 per ton of carbon dioxide would be applied from November 4 to industrial installations currently covered by the EU’s cap-and-trade system, where emission permits trade at nearly £27.50 per ton. The aviation sector wouldn’t be subject to such a tax.
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Coohoolin posted:One of our jam regulars came out as trans tonight by announcing it from the stage after playing a set and the whole bar responded with a round of applause and cheers. Great that your local scene is supportive enough for that! Coming out on stage seems terrifying. Also, Jam Regulars makes me think of a Corbyn paramilitary same
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If only you could stop paying tax in protest... let egghead foot the bill with his new pay packet.
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bump_fn posted:wait really? i thought it was just an oldschool trade union rag that sucks 
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Greggs do free delivery in Glasgow which is amazing for a hungover hot vegan sausage roll without having to leave the house
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Good to see that this year's Magic Money Tree harvest is ripe for the picking. Why do you ask? Of course flammable tower cladding or food banks aren't getting any.
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Michael Rosen owns imo https://twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/1156845189824204800?s=19
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Why do we need an emergency fund, I thought we’d be rolling in it after Brexit, no deal was better than a bad deal, etc etc
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Noxville posted:Why do we need an emergency fund, I thought we’d be rolling in it after Brexit, no deal was better than a bad deal, etc etc No, no, we only get the extra after Brexit happens! the emergency here is not being out of the EU
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Noxville posted:Why do we need an emergency fund, I thought we’d be rolling in it after Brexit, no deal was better than a bad deal, etc etc No, there will be a 'small adjustment period' when you'll all have to eat sawdust and sell of the NHS, but then *BAM* massive growth and jobs for everyone.
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Noxville posted:Why do we need an emergency fund, I thought we’d be rolling in it after Brexit, no deal was better than a bad deal, etc etc https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1156667439880560640?s=19
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Aug 1, 2019 09:46
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Calling it now, a workfare scheme to build and staff lovely warehouses because were all in it together, blitz spirit, britane etc which is mandatory to qualify for benefits
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Looking forward for our new official holidays, National Kebab Day and National Biryani Day.
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Junior G-man posted:More good Brexit news, not only will it finally liberate the UK to become a Small brain: Brexit will doom the country Normal brain: Brexit will gently caress us but maybe in a few decades well be ok Galaxy brain: Brexit will help the country Big bang brain: Brexit will LITERALLY REFORM THE BRITISH EMPIRE Big Crunch Brain: Brexit will doom Europe
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Diet Crack posted:Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat? just read this thread, it breaks news faster than most newspaper websites and isn't as soul draining as trawling through Twitter yourself
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I'd subscribe to a newspaper if it had as much news as this thread and regular derails about crisps and what goes up a butt and wasn't the Sunday Sport.
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Jose posted:Michael Rosen owns imo He's the best op, shame he was fired from his CBBC gig back in the day for being a big old lefty in danger of radicalising the kids.
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Does the Goon Bugle fit up a butt?sebzilla posted:He's the best op, shame he was fired from his CBBC gig back in the day for being a big old lefty in danger of radicalising the kids.
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Diet Crack posted:Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat? Spiked! Magazine
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Diet Crack posted:Dear UKMT - what is a left leaning paper that isn’t going to shovel fabricated antisemitism bullshit down my throat? There isn't one sorry
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