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Guavanaut posted:I do not have cats atm but it turns out that you can timeshare them just by putting food out and talking to them. Six Dinner Sid is real.
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Aug 1, 2019 12:41
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kind of burying the lede of them having invented time travel IMO
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Surprise T Rex posted:Yeah it legit queues out of the door most days, it's mental. never underestimate how charging twice as much for something can delude people into thinking it's somehow twice as good
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njsykora posted:Their doughnuts are flavourless shite as well. I'm reminded of that the hard way every time I'm tempted by them in the cabinet at Tesco. I enjoy how they're always at the other end of the shop from the bakery to stop people from making the immediate price comparison
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Diet Crack posted:But how are we going to binge eat to combat the onset of clinical depression and get rid of the bucketloads of candy from Halloween? forget candy, this 31st October I'm going round asking for tinned food and making notes of the houses which have big ground floor windows and no dogs
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Lord Ludikrous posted:Here’s one for you guys, the estate agent for the flat we moved out of is tying to stiff us to clean the carpet, saying it needs to be professionally cleaned. Our argument is that it’s been cleaned perfectly well, and indeed to a better standard to how it was when we moved in. There are photos. Is the deposit with the DPS? If so you can dispute their assessment of what you're owed and the burden of proof is on them to show that the cleaning was necessary. e: a catte reacting to Boris Johnson as PM 
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Philosophical Cat-Sitting Question of the Day: if you were going to eat tinned cat food, would you prefer it room temperature or cold out of the fridge?
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crispix posted:Don't eat the cat's food, OP I was just feeding him and started wondering about keeping open tins of cat food in the fridge like even with the skinniest cat they don't last more than 36 hours and just the idea of that meat and jelly being cold feels wrong somehow (I promise I am not high right now)
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Dead Goon posted:Make a nice pie case, and have at it. chicken and duck seems like an odd choice I guess it's too expensive for Sainsbury's to do one that's just duck on its own
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Bardeh posted:Also cheesy chips always sound nice and always end up being poo poo so they can safely go. Chips and gravy and chips and curry sauce are both abominations, which leaves chips and peas as the only sensible choice. 90% of chippies just chuck a handful of cheese on top of the chips so it doesn't melt properly but just kind of congeals a bit. The secret to a godly cheesy chips is layering - if there isn't at least one layer of cheese in the middle of the chips then they can 
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definitely subscribing to UKMP if it'll teach me how to cook meth
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namesake posted:UKMP try outs are a dramatic reading of this. we should do a dramatised reenactment who's a good foley artist
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Aug 2, 2019 17:51
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Guavanaut posted:I'd love to see it done as a light opera. brb, writing lyrics for "I am the very model of an anarcho-capitalist"
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Azza Bamboo posted:If you turn on the news it's basically a bunch of vultures praying for a dam to collapse so they can get the money shot and then spend the next week or so pointing cameras at crying families. luckily there is an easy remedy for this
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big scary monsters posted:That's a separate spinoff podcast. Pissflaps presents Scotpol, featuring Coohoolin and Jedit. the first podcast in the world to have negative subscribers
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ThomasPaine posted:I'm probably being super racist but I've always wondered about this because as far as I can see she's... not black? she's mixed-race, which to the kind of gammons who camp out for a week to wave a flag whenever a royle babby gets popped out means she may as well be straight off a marmalade jar
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Azza Bamboo posted:well I just wasted an hour of my life  move over cassetteboy
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:His whole chart makes no sense. Counting supermarkets and a chemist as fast food because they sell meal deals but not including coffee shop chains like Starbucks, Costa, Nero etc. Then he's got restaurant chains where some branches facilitate takeaways but no all such as Pizza Express. He's just picked a bunch of brands he knows that sell food. it's also hilariously London-centric, like I'd guess a good third of those brands don't have more than one store outside London each e: Shake Shack 9 London branches 1 non-London (Cardiff) Pizza Pilgrims 10 London branches 1 non-London (Oxford) Garfunkel's 7 London branches 1 non-London (Bath) Angus Steakhouse 5 London branches 0 non-London and I don't even know what that P&B logo is but gently caress listening to this guy for more than 5 seconds to find out Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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well if there were no Hispanics in the US then there couldn't be any hate crimes
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Do you think it's the source of the leaks? personally I'm all in favour of the RAF dropping 70 tons of sandbags onto it
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Absolutely nothing to indicate that the perpetrator was anything to do with the Labour party, yet they manage to make it sound like the Labour party are running death camps. Getting sick of this. Especially as they haven't opened comments under this article (which is rare for the Independent). stage 1 of the process was to get everyone to internalise "Labour are antisemitic" stage 2 is to get everyone to internalise "antisemites are Labour" e: have a relaxed catte 
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man Danny Baker has fallen hard since the BBC fired him
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Guavanaut posted:How does he account for crime being much lower than during the heyday of public corporal punishment in the 18th and 19th centuries? imagine expecting logic and reasoning from a boomer's lead-addled smoothbrain
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^at least I edited it out so people didn't have to witness it twiceBardeh posted:did you know that EU supergirl also wrote and illustrated a book? it's about as good as her singing imagine paying to copyright this poo poo imagine
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Zephirus posted:Remain Stache dude clearly not having much luck with partners, given the err.. relative disparity in muscle mass conclusive evidence that the fubpees will still be complaining about Brexit even after 3 more countries have left the EU
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Jedit posted:Brexit has pushed support for remaining in the EU up to an average 80% in the other 27 states. oh no my joke about an extremely lovely drawing is not factually accurate whatever shall I do
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loving lol that the shy Tories are now parroting literal Tory attack lines
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Rarity posted:Realtalk: Rowdy Ringsports and Games are both secret hotbeds of left-wing theory and I love them for it SAS in general is much more left-wing than you might think a forum comprising 90% American sports fans would be.
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looks like Radio 4 have managed to commission something even loving worse than Dead Ringers I had it on for a maximum of three minutes and honestly I've been to funerals that were funnier
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Coohoolin posted:The voyager probe has recordings of Bach's violin sonatas played by Arthur Grumiaux as the pinnacle of earthly music and hell, they're not wrong. loving  trust the STEMlords to pick Bach as the best composer
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Ms Adequate posted:
Shostakovich, Dvorak, Mendelssohn, and yes some bits of Mahler are pretty good if you're in the mood for it
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yeah turns out that if you're good enough at what you do people will remember you a hundred years after you're dead, who knew
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Failed Imagineer posted:My point wasn't really that you were namechecking dead classical composers, more that you would take apparently huge issue with JS Bach, and then present as an alternative... a handful of the other main heavy hitters of the Western canon. They're all good I don't have a problem with Bach in general except that I find some of his stuff (especially compositions for one instrument like the aforementioned violin sonatas or the cello suites or the preludes and fugues) generally not that interesting, it feels like they're based too much around technique and specific patterns rather than having any sort of depth to them. Some Bach is good though, when I played in a string orchestra at uni we'd do one of the Brandenburgs most terms (though if you're one of those people who insist on only using "authentic" instruments you can gently caress right off) One of the reasons I like Shostakovich so much is that there's so much going on beyond/behind the music, you can really feel that he was pouring his soul out into it, rather than someone like Bach (or indeed Mozart) who was writing just to pay the bills.
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Miftan posted:I can understand classic music being impressive on a rational level but it actually just bores me to tears so I listen to Streetlight Manifesto and Dead Prez instead. not to have a massive go at you but everyone I've met who's ever said that is basing it on an infinitesimally small sample I'm pretty sure it's basically impossible for anyone who likes some form of music to find the entire output of 500+ years boring
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