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Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Wonder Free, appreciate what you're doing. How many times have you flown into that drat thing? Three?

Most of all though, appreciate the sky-dick you guys drew yesterday:



And bring back some pictures from when you nuke that sucker. We love that poo poo.

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ceiling fan posted:

Most of all though, appreciate the sky-dick you guys drew yesterday:



loving hell :laffo:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1167589782798704640?s=21

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

That whole saga is fuckin' hilarious. The editors searched "Jews as bedbugs" to source his quote lmao

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1167586059120758784

The NYT is now a platform for the most pathetic case of butthurt in tyool 2019

egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Aug 31, 2019

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1167675894556745729?s=20

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Better preemptively throw them in a trash compactor, just to be safe.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Oh boy, I bet we find those on our beaches or pick them up off the ocean floor in the not too distant future :allears:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://i.imgur.com/bofmHWg.mp4

I've never noticed lightning in a hurricane before

e: holy poo poo that's huge. How do you edit it to timg size

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Some local schools are essentially getting combat lifesaver training and teachers are getting IFAKs for their classrooms: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3021318877938919

:tif:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Milo and POTUS posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bofmHWg.mp4

I've never noticed lightning in a hurricane before

e: holy poo poo that's huge. How do you edit it to timg size

That makes it look like a crown of lightning :stare:

brains
May 12, 2004

Wonder Free posted:

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at5+shtml/024334.shtml?cone#contents

Maybe watch out if you are in Coastal South Carolina now. Or anywhere on the east coast leading up to it. Forecast model guidance seems to finally agree that it’ll turn north off the Florida coast and not make real landfall until South Carolina. 5 days out is too early to really know though.

Maybe a CAT 5 today, this thing is moving so slow it’s picking up a ton of energy from all the warm water.

god drat, this thing is gonna spend two days parked directly on top of the Bahamas

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Flying_Crab posted:

Some local schools are essentially getting combat lifesaver training and teachers are getting IFAKs for their classrooms: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3021318877938919

:tif:

Okay let's see how well I recall. Consciousness, breathing, bleeding, shock, burns, bones, head trauma in that order. Skip those likely to die in the golden hour. Are they teaching 9 line MEDEVAC yet? I'm going to continue making jokes because the lack of any gun ban is a joke at this point.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Only worry about the first five lines, because that's what it takes to get the helicopter in the air

Wonder Free
Jun 19, 2006

Throw some D's..
This was my third flight into it. 12 penetrations so far. We had CAT 5 winds briefly but not enough for NHC to upgrade get. It will get there.

Pretty good stadium effect today. Surface was totally obscured though.



Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
That is amazingly cool.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Wonder Free posted:

12 penetrations so far.

:quagmire:

But seriously, as someone who lives in America's flacid dong state, you're awesome. :toot:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Wonder Free posted:

This was my third flight into it. 12 penetrations so far. We had CAT 5 winds briefly but not enough for NHC to upgrade get. It will get there.

Pretty good stadium effect today. Surface was totally obscured though.





poo poo

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

CLS training is more effective than drills. Wider scope of use, too.

MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



bulletsponge13 posted:

CLS training is more effective than drills. Wider scope of use, too.

Yeah, I agree, I think basic first aid should be taught in schools, but it's such a terrible reason that it's being done now.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



MonkeyWash posted:

Yeah, I agree, I think basic first aid should be taught in schools, but it's such a terrible reason that it's being done now.

Oh yeah. It’s totally a good skill to have, but as you said the reason why is horrifying.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

shame on an IGA posted:

I had 3" of water inside my house in SC last year when Florence dumped 29" of rain in 24 hours, began preparations today.

If you're anywhere within 150mi of the coast between FL and NC go get some bottled water and canned food now before anyone starts paying real attention.

:smug:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Wonder Free posted:

This was my third flight into it. 12 penetrations so far. We had CAT 5 winds briefly but not enough for NHC to upgrade get. It will get there.

Pretty good stadium effect today. Surface was totally obscured though.





For the love of god, my goone, keep them pics coming. That looks absolutely incredible!

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Beautiful and terrifying

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wonder Free posted:

This was my third flight into it. 12 penetrations so far. We had CAT 5 winds briefly but not enough for NHC to upgrade get. It will get there.

Pretty good stadium effect today. Surface was totally obscured though.





Mother of god :stare:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Only worry about the first five lines, because that's what it takes to get the helicopter in the air

Hey I need line 6 friend

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

While you were stockpiling water, I was studying whiskey and beer

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I was also stockpiling whiskey and beer

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

bulletsponge13 posted:

CLS training is more effective than drills. Wider scope of use, too.

Basic first aid is one of the few skills I'm glad I left the military with.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

While you were stockpiling water, I was studying whiskey and beer

Well if you study it too hard there wont be any left!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Is THAT why all my dark and stormies are gone? :cry:

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Milo and POTUS posted:

While you were stockpiling water, I was studying whiskey and beer

Last year when a hurricane was on the way I stopped by the commissary one afternoon to grab some water. Huge lines, shelves picked clean.

I went to the package store across the street instead, got a case of water with no line, plus some beer and a bottle of scotch.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Hey I need line 6 friend

Looks clear

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Really sketchy reports about potentially two active shooters near Odessa and Midland, Texas

https://twitter.com/CBS7News/status/1167912424814497798

Twitter is saying 10 people shot in one city, 20 in the other. These two places are 20 miles apart...

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Really sketchy reports about potentially two active shooters near Odessa and Midland, Texas

https://twitter.com/CBS7News/status/1167912424814497798

Twitter is saying 10 people shot in one city, 20 in the other. These two places are 20 miles apart...

I thought texas was full of "Good guys/girls with guns"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

orange juche posted:

I thought texas was full of "Good guys/girls with guns"

they just made their gun laws way more lax

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

they just made their gun laws way more lax

Yeah im more confused because a lot of texans talk big poo poo about how "good guys with guns can solve active shooter problems" but i'm not seein it.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Really sketchy reports about potentially two active shooters near Odessa and Midland, Texas

https://twitter.com/CBS7News/status/1167912424814497798

Twitter is saying 10 people shot in one city, 20 in the other. These two places are 20 miles apart...

I surveryed that poo poo for my job updating gps on roads. I was stuck in that hellhole section of texas for 3 months. With how eagerly people would fingerfuck their guns while asking if i was a storm chaser im surprised they hadnt had one before now

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Imagine how bad this would be if the shooters had knives

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Stravag posted:

I surveryed that poo poo for my job updating gps on roads. I was stuck in that hellhole section of texas for 3 months. With how eagerly people would fingerfuck their guns while asking if i was a storm chaser im surprised they hadnt had one before now

Why are Texans seemingly looking to threaten storm chasers with their guns?

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Fallom posted:

Imagine how bad this would be if the shooters had knives

Honestly, it would have still been bad but it probably would be easier to stop.

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