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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Well a bomb can put out fires...

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


In the navy that’s perfectly normal. My unit has a CO from Florida and an XO from New Mexico but we drill in WA. They rotate months drilling and once a quarter they are both there.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EBB posted:

Having read Stiff a few times and looked into the matter more since, you should never donate your body to science. Also if you do partial donation and still have open casket afterwards, a decent portion of your loved one is actually PVC pipes and stuffing. Cremation is pretty much "here's some ashes that may contain some of your loved one and whoever else got shoved in there to save time and money".

Please just leaver my body in the woods or a dumpster or something. At least then I'll be reasonably sure of its fate.

Burial at sea.

Hope you guys like seafood.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Why would you announce a dirt digging trip?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whuuuut.


Well in non-news im in the Central Valley, CA and I just saw a trump supporter in the shortest short shorts I ever saw. He would have had to tuck up his balls to keep them in his place. Like 1 inch or less inseam.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

If they're shorter than ranger panties I'd like a link please

They were. Like a speedo cut across instead of up and he was golfing in them.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


my kinda ape posted:

NBC and ABC saying 18 dead now :(

Any presidential tweets yet?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Of course. It’s just a bunch of Mexicans to him and not terrorism.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That rear end in a top hat wore ear pro. Like it was some sort of trip to the range instead of slaughtering fellow humans...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Watch Miller convince trump to push for well regulated militia then create a board to approve militia group applications and only approve right wing groups.

Make them wear brown shirts when they go to the range.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


McNally posted:

Would it be wasted breath to point out that "well regulated" had a different meaning in 1780s English?

Lol trump

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Slim Pickens posted:

"Is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?"

LatinAmerican if you want to include Mexico and Central Americans.

Future Majority if you must.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chichevache posted:

Anecdotal as hell, but most Latinos I know view "latinx" as something that oversensitive college whites with too much time on their hands made up.

I prefer Chicano-Aztec warrior myself.


It’s all dumb. We are humans.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chichevache posted:

HOw do you know you aren't a descendant of one of the myriad tribes that they enslaved and brutalized? :can:



My grandfather is 50% Mexican Indian from the highlands of Michoacán were Spanish is still a second language until this last generation. The tribes held the passes and were not conquered by any of the big tribes but disease did them in.

So yeah I’m a fraud.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Viva Miriya posted:

Concur. Please tell the people who made me latinx all of the sudden that too.

Best part is to most of the US everything not white is just brown, black or yellow.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A Bad Poster posted:

Incels can be anyone, not getting laid isn't necessarily tied to a political ideology.

I didn't know that he killed his sister. What the gently caress.

His sister may not of been giving up the booty to him like it was his right as a male.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wincest?

I don’t get it but I’d think just calling in incest would be bad enough.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


For Montana this is kind of sad. The father should have emptied a magazine into the dude. You don’t suplex kids.
So much for concealed carry if not one bystander defended the life of the kid.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Lol $23k/year to be a cop.

I literally make more than that trimming weed.

The free market will prevail.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BigDave posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...e4d8_story.html

Quick show of hands, who here is surprised?

Well that’s just sound business practice and everyone else is doing it so why shouldn’t he? Remember it’s only illegal if you get caught and he’s the president!

lol I feel gross for for typing that out

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

My "war stuff" was getting food poisoning from the Subway.

I got a hemmroid rushing a poop that was making me late to march off.

It’s in my medical records thankfully.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Milo and POTUS posted:

Gross if that's what I think it's about

Help the clueless.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Kid Rock decided to start poo poo with Taylor Swift, if anyone gives a poo poo it's honestly kind of funny.

Is Tay-Tay gonna give that talentless hack the time of day or just ignore him?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

My first thought was actually "Great, here come the "Hillary killed him" memes.

Already started at drill. gently caress these idiots.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Your would think.... that a suicide watch would be under video surveillance to avoid lawsuits but lol 2019 killary did it 24/7

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wasabi the J posted:

We have a loving Futurama quote in our wedding bands.

GODDAMN IT.

Ahhhwooowoowoowoowoowoowoo

*click* *click*

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


But Clinton is gonna survive this...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Bush survived 9/11. Conspiracy theories or not, he was re-elected and pushed the GOP agenda onward.

I hope he gets late stage testicular cancer, loses his balls, and lives to 100 afterward.

Oh I thought that was bush was supposed to symbolize the jet crashing into them.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

Sorry about earlier. I’m stressed, angry, and frustrated. And I I’ve finally realized we are just in a hopeless situation. This is just the world we live in. If we are lucky, we might figure it out just in time for us to finally kill the planet. But I doubt it.

This is all affecting me on a more visceral level than anything else since 2015. I’ve been getting angrier and angrier about it every day. Sexually abusing children is the quickest way for me to go nuclear, probably because of my own history.

I’m going to take a break for a bit.

Hey man it’s cool. Give Monty a hug for me.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hot Karl Marx posted:

This man:



Did this to that nazi attempting to shoot Muslims:



Not enough bruises on that chicken neck.

Guys how about we just pay half the inmates to watch the other half?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


loving slavery.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chichevache posted:

If they get better then who is going to come back and do the work next year?

Their children.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hot Karl Marx posted:

RIP Hong Kong


Edit: looks like Australia needs a bit of that global warming lmao I hate this world

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/st...ingawful.com%2F

I want to strangle that idiot and the poor person who coined Global Warming as opposed to Global Weather Change.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




So the Bible does reference Obama!

It’s all the proof I need!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She should have just asked and I’m sure he would have obliged. Was mean of her to then make fun of it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




They never gotta catch megamind!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

Hey, RE the guy who shattered a kid's skull over not taking off his hat during the national anthem:


Fun note: this guy has PTSD, and serious problems with impulse control, but the state of Montana allows him to own guns still.

He needs to be removed from society to prevent him from assaulting more children.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Slim Pickens posted:

Can't wait for the suicide pact thread because we all deserve death for volunteering to support the bloody imperialist war machine

I’m digging my grave with my teeth. Goons with spoons has been a thing for a bit.

Speaking of... Beth’s Cafe in Seattle is really good. They got 6 and 12 egg omelets too. Woof.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bengy81 posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/busi...af08_story.html

I can't wait to go bankrupt caring for my parents. They are early 60's right now, and in ok health, but I'm fairly certain they don't have any real savings, so I'm probably gonna have to shoulder most of the financial burden if they have to be taken care of full time.

I'm grateful they are still around, don't get me wrong, but the future is terrifying sometimes.

Sucks dude I’m thinking about the same thing. However a large part of the country dealing with this problem right now will die in soiled diapers due to being so against immigration. They could easily solve this problem by creating schools in Mexico for nursing and upon graduation/accreditation give them greencards to move to underserved parts of the US but lol brown people gently caress that.

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