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paranoid android loving blasts for 10 seconds or so
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I like to eat a raw onion like an apple
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Feb 27, 2021 18:20
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lonely island has a couple of good ones. I like "ras trent"
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Mar 3, 2021 17:48
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my gf is allergic to scarlet johanssen which restricts a surprising number of cohen brothers movies
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Apr 1, 2021 15:36
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yeah, the complaint in my house is that she's a bad actor with some specific affect she finds annoying. also my girlfriend really hates it when old men are in relationships with (or loving) much-younger women in movies, and the 25-year age gap is like 2/3 of scarjo's career
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Apr 1, 2021 15:52
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more like tom wanks
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Apr 2, 2021 00:30
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midnight in paris is the most I've enjoyed a woody allen movie but it is also by far the least woody allenney movie he's made. annie hall is pretty good. a few really good scenes in that movie.
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Apr 2, 2021 17:43
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Agile Vector posted:between the delivery and his near-plastic skin, the walken one stuck with me that's really the scene that makes the movie
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Apr 3, 2021 03:59
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Achmed Jones posted:i used to work on the 44th floor and people would apparently get hired and then be like "wait no i won't work there." we had two floors so i guess they interviewed on 45 or smth too tall imo. can you split that into two buildings for me
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Apr 26, 2021 07:54
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Cold on a Cob posted:when covid started the banks upped the limit to $200 here what
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May 8, 2021 18:01
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I used to use cash far more than plastic, until poo poo locked down. I think I've used cash for two craigslist transactions in the past year.
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May 8, 2021 18:06
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mystes posted:People didn't want to touch stuff. yeah, I meant I've been putting my pin in for $101 purchases like a sucker this whole time
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May 8, 2021 18:58
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I don't need math. when I grow up, I'll be... a caveman! yeah!
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May 12, 2021 16:11
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my mom fell, broke her arm, fractured her hip. can't visit the hospital due to covid. poo poo sucks
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May 16, 2021 17:50
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rotor posted:i've known two people who were expats in Germany and neither of them ever shuts up about how much they liked it this is me. i lived in berlin for a year and it was the best thing ive ever done in my life
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Nov 5, 2021 19:24
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although as germans love to say "berlin ist kein deutschland"
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Nov 5, 2021 19:25
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my mother in law gave me a bunch of scratch & win tickets for my birthday and I was pretty stoked. won 27 bucks and bought some new swim trunks
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Nov 10, 2021 03:57
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it's nice to do that for your surviving family but it's also nice to do for yourself. better to have the space to see everything in your closet than a bunch of poo poo you'll never use again
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Dec 9, 2021 00:24
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gotta be cremation. I don't want to have to live in a box for eternity
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Dec 9, 2021 09:13
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i don't know, never been stuck in an urn before
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Dec 9, 2021 09:31
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Awful news, sorry to hear it echi
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May 21, 2022 18:31
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he did, his name was watto
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Oct 3, 2022 15:14
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they call me windu for a different reason
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Oct 3, 2022 16:23
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give me 100 ccs of nair, stat
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Oct 23, 2022 18:05
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a friend of mine got food poisoning and reported experiencing "his first adult vom." very impressive imo
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Oct 27, 2022 17:25
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PokeJoe posted:He must have just turned 18 36 i think. he's very sporty and fit and has a pretty good diet so it's probably down to general health
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Oct 27, 2022 18:53
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MrQueasy posted:Lol, my beard doesn't grow in one direction... wtf is "the grain" this post is completely baffling to me
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Feb 7, 2023 17:51
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git apologist posted:i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard
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Mar 17, 2023 06:36
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I've been rocking a moustache since I played red dead 2 and thought Arthur looked cool with one
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Mar 17, 2023 18:21
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they used liquid nitrogen when i had a couple as a kid
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May 7, 2023 01:24
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i have a moustache and i can eat soup with dignity. smoothies or beers with foam are the hard ones
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May 10, 2023 06:37
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Carthag Tuek posted:https://twitter.com/Floppy_Ragdoll/status/980196685493260288 snicker
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May 11, 2023 23:00
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yeah, i've definitely seen it around here
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May 12, 2023 01:00
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mystes posted:I'm fart simpson 
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Jul 22, 2023 20:37
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well-read undead posted:what do you do with a crotch pillow buddy,
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Jul 27, 2023 21:36
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Beeftweeter posted:cold pillows are the best pillows 
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Jul 28, 2023 06:45
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my buddy got shingles last year and was complaining that a bunch of people didn't believe him that it wasn't contagious. so you better believe we didn't let him see us in person until he was better just to harass him
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Sep 8, 2023 06:07
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idk if this will work in text but a buddy of mine thought he had a broken toe so he went to the doctor. they examined it a bit and agreed that it seemed broken. my friend said, "so, what can you do?" and the doctor just shrugged and shook his head and said "what can you do." brutal own by the doc there imo
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time to bic it
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