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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe


Everyone on this list needs to post less. Particularly #7.

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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Kin posted:

I dunno if it's normal or not, but it feels really easy to let myself get distracted and not actively think about it. When I do that, I feel almost normal, like nothings happened.

The moment i do think about it actively though, I just feel myself breaking down until I quickly force myself back in control.

I dunno what I'm trying to say. I guess i just feel like I should be more uncontrollably upset.

Nah that's actually pretty good tbh, your brain is locking down on the panic with a "No, you need to be functional just in case" thing, which means you're probably the kind of person who's actually going to be useful in an emergency. Just make sure you're sitting down when the doc says "yeah it all went fine" because if you're anything like me your brain's going to be like "okay, we're good? we're good. here, have a full dump of all the emotions and adrenaline we were bottling for you"

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


goddamnedtwisto posted:



Everyone on this list needs to post less. Particularly #7.

But not posting involves self-control which involves effort. Much easier to :justpost:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What the hell else am I going to do at 3 in the morning?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

goddamnedtwisto posted:



Everyone on this list needs to post less. Particularly #7.

in it voted five

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





goddamnedtwisto posted:



Everyone on this list needs to post less. Particularly #7.

that's nice, but 7 ≠ 419 :colbert:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

What the hell else am I going to do at 3 in the morning?

I want you to sit down and listen carefully - well read carefully.

On the internet, there is this thing known as "pornography". There are more than, like, 20 pictures of naked people. Some say there's even video.

I know, it's a surprise to me too.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

What the hell else am I going to do at 3 in the morning?

Watch Deep Space 9 like a normal person.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Where am I on that list, I’ve got a feeling I need to be posting m o r e

CptAwesome posted:

Hey guys, my friend has her first PIP assessment appointment this week. Could anyone point me in the direction of some good resources about how to prepare or what poo poo to expect them to pull?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EbktH6DuKkKC4_ECZPm8M5fKDGKvBfRpEa18bX1wlvE/edit?usp=sharing

Written by our very own Ferrosol and recommended by the podcast. (Living document so unfinished as of yet but still full of good rear end general advice)

Also, all the best Kin, I’m glad the NHS is here for you and your partner.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I want you to sit down and listen carefully - well read carefully.

On the internet, there is this thing known as "pornography". There are more than, like, 20 pictures of naked people. Some say there's even video.

I know, it's a surprise to me too.

What am I going to do at 3 in the morning in between wanking? And playing videogames?

That's the cycle, wank, UKMT, videogames. That's me living my best loving life right there.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Wait Rarity's list of the top 10 posters leaked and nobody told me?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:lol: that Brenda wants to throw Boris in the Tower or whatever HM is technically supposed to be allowed to do to PMs but can't

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

What am I going to do at 3 in the morning in between wanking? And playing videogames?

That's the cycle, wank, UKMT, videogames. That's me living my best loving life right there.

I'm baffled by the concept of "in between wanking".

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Nah that's actually pretty good tbh, your brain is locking down on the panic with a "No, you need to be functional just in case" thing, which means you're probably the kind of person who's actually going to be useful in an emergency. Just make sure you're sitting down when the doc says "yeah it all went fine" because if you're anything like me your brain's going to be like "okay, we're good? we're good. here, have a full dump of all the emotions and adrenaline we were bottling for you"
Each and every time I've been told by doctors that there's no evidence that my cancer come back, which always involves traveling about an hour and a half (because this cancer is incredibly rare) and then sitting down a lot, I always end up almost falling out of my chair from sheer relief.
So it's just good practice for doctors to tell patients and their loved ones that they should sit down, irrespective of whether it's good or bad.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Where am I on that list, I’ve got a feeling I need to be posting m o r e

https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3897514

You and Darth Walrus are sandwiched between Ms. Adequate and Rarity, which seems like is the most UKMT place to be frankly.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i may be up in the charts in terms of quantity but rest assured it’s not in quality

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3897514

You and Darth Walrus are sandwiched between Ms. Adequate and Rarity, which seems like is the most UKMT place to be frankly.

Enveloped in the trans agenda, foreverially beaver bothered

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



drat I didn't even make the cut.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
The main worry for me is I feel like I hardly post in this thread at all and then I went looking for a post I made earlier in the month so hit the make the UKMT readable button and was like... "7 pages? 280 posts? 10 a loving day?" and wondered where that put me.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You should post more IMO. Everyone should.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
everybody should definitely post a little bit more, we've only got a little bit of september left and i'll be damned if we don't reach the Funny Number

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Angepain posted:

everybody should definitely post a little bit more, we've only got a little bit of september left and i'll be damned if we don't reach the Funny Number

gently caress you're right. This is imperative.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Angepain posted:

everybody should definitely post a little bit more, we've only got a little bit of september left and i'll be damned if we don't reach the Funny Number

We aren’t gonna hit 69420 until election month

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

OwlFancier posted:

gently caress you're right. This is imperative.

Quick, everyone post your worst food opinion.

I like the little crumbs at the bottom of the chocolate mini weetabix packet. make a big ol' weetabixy soup in the milk at the bottom of my breakfast bowl. sometimes i crumble up the intact mini weetabodes so i can have even more of it. Peas are bad.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Angepain posted:

I like the little crumbs at the bottom of the chocolate mini weetabix packet. make a big ol' weetabixy soup in the milk at the bottom of my breakfast bowl. sometimes i crumble up the intact mini weetabodes so i can have even more of it.

This is legit the worst food opinion I have ever read in my life.

Like I actually gagged reading it holy poo poo. I can't loving top that, no food opinion I can post can best this.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

severe hypernormalisation vibes from the blatant insanity and weirdness of tory conference vs. how it's being reported on. everyone with eyes to see knows this is a shambling corpse of a party, but for some reason we are condemned to live in its members' fever dreams while laura k hovers nearby intoning about how serious and ambitious the bonfire of planning regulations is.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

gh0stpinballa posted:

the bonfire of planning regulations

Next month's title please.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




This has been one hell of a thread this month. Imo one of the funniest and most eventful.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Since I'm listening to it right now (and funny number heh) I'm going to repeat a previous thread recommendation for Panopticon, and the album Kentucky in particular. Bluegrass black metal angriness about coal mining and unions.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Stealing the word "weetabodes"

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
Was warming my hands in a discarded bap outside nettos when I witnessed BoJo personally smother a plebeian to death I yelled at him but by the time I physically got to him he had already drained the person of their soul, reducing them to a brexiteer, uncomprehending of any external stimuli or independent thought

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

OwlFancier posted:

This is legit the worst food opinion I have ever read in my life.

Like I actually gagged reading it holy poo poo. I can't loving top that, no food opinion I can post can best this.

I've been saving it for an emergency such as this.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
In at the last minutes.

gently caress cheese.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

I like peanut butter, gherkin, mayo sandwiches

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

One last push!

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Tarnop posted:

I like peanut butter, gherkin, mayo sandwiches

Christ do whatever you want in private but not everybody ITT needs to know about it

Gwaint
Oct 22, 2010

"Music is the truth. Just listen..."
Cheese is good.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



The pod is good listen to pod

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Praseodymi posted:

One last push!

i've been inspecting the secret uk written constitution and turns out if we reach 420 pages then jeremy corbyn legally becomes prime minister

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Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Private Speech posted:

Christ do whatever you want in private but not everybody ITT needs to know about it

Try it once (not if you're allergic to peanuts I guess)

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