UKMT September 2019 - A Fish-Abandoning Government

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moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

I still believe their only goal is to drag this out until no-deal can't be prevented, then lose the GE and gently caress off to collect their millions.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2019 23:49

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 01:45

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Guys, I'm starting to think Boris Johnson isn't actually very good at being PM.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 12:11

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

chlorinated chicken. wow, strong stuff mister prime mister

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 12:12

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Has he answered a single question yet?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 12:36

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

what are the chances he will never win a single vote as PM?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 23:33

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/1169648024823455744

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 17:29

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

These numbers look quite promising https://www.gov.uk/performance/register-to-vote/registrations-by-age-group

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 11:27

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Vlex posted:

Young people are more likely to be moving around for work and study though, so you would expect more applications from the under-30s. Whereas olds (homeowners) stay put, no need to register. This graph doesn't control for those differences, I don't think?

This was last year:

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 11:38

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1169932045696589825

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 12:35

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

OwlFancier posted:

That's <german noises>

English is somewhat odd in that despite being a germanic language it doesn't inherit a lot of the really good german noises, too much romance influence.

Also re: danish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

I still get messages from angry danes for uploading that video

# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 17:27

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/dirk1978/status/1170270081223462912
https://twitter.com/dirk1978/status/1170270548544434176

# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 18:45

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1171034427528343556

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 13:46

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1171051645985349633

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 14:36

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Who's the toriest tory that could win a vote? That's who they'll pick

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 15:50

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Chuka for speaka?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 16:03

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7clLMLbcg4

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 17:18

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/MarkKleinmanSky/status/1171140890250948609

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 20:27

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

I have to say, 2/3rd of what Alan Duncan said was pretty good (FTPA bad, Brexit is a disaster, I'm still a tory who will vote with the party no matter what)

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 23:49

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

StarkingBarfish posted:

Dril is dropping some deep cuts tonight

https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/1171195292546473984

I genuinely laughed out loud at that. I think I've watched too much politics today

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 00:03

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

DIVISIIIIIOOOOOON

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 00:20

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

bump_fn posted:

so now what

Unregulated campaign season until mid-October. Its gonna get ugly

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 00:45

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

I love how he just called a bunch of tories drunks who can't hold their drink

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 00:51

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Bercow is not happy

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 01:26

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/Another_Europe/status/1171219964604354567?s=19

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 01:37

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

I loving hate tories.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 01:49

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1171348817830207488

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 12:21

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

5AM Saint is the best brewdog beer

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 11:19

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

kingturnip posted:

He's too much of a narcissist to boycott the BBC for long, sadly.

It's just another "I'm being silenced" bullshit that lets him go on a press tour of every tv channel and newspaper to spout more propaganda.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 10:19

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Like, even without the empires stuff I think it's right to say "The world is turning into blocks, and the UK needs to pick one to join and share sovereignty with. The EU will give us a fairer deal than the US will and aligns with us better." Not a very convincing argument to the public though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYqB0uTKlE

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 11:03

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Eschenique posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1173906570696110086?s=20

Lib Dems good? What's going on here?

That looks like Viv Rook

# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 12:30

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

bump_fn posted:

all my union is officially supporting is a 30 minute work stoppage at lunch time lol

In other words: Lunch.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 12:30

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1175806948475883521

# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 17:26

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

working stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AchzMVlX74k

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 10:38

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

sebzilla posted:

Pretty sure it's at 1600

https://action.labour.org.uk/page/content/conference-2019/

the graun says 1630

also for some lols, BoJo the no-pro bozo is not happy
https://twitter.com/BethRigby/status/1176497743969345542

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 15:35

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

That Italian Guy posted:

That Labour program sound sweet af. Anyone got a handy bullet point list of all the major proposal?

You poor? We got you fam.
You rich? gently caress you.

Also Boris bad

RockyB posted:

Paper ticket didn't work.

Yeah, don't bother with tickets. Stick it to the man

e2: I just got home and catching up on Channel4 News youtube livestream on 150% speed. It's not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNNTR3iAqw8

moostaffa fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Sep 24, 2019

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 19:31

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Darth Walrus posted:

New entry to the Private Eye lexicon.

https://twitter.com/scatatkins/status/1176782477958033408?s=21

I met her at DEFCON in Las Vegas a few years back. We've had some interactions on twitter since, as we're both in the IT security field. I don't know anything about her involvement with bojo, but it sucks hearing how the UK tabloids are stalking her and her entire family at the moment.

e: Also wtf is going on with all the slut shaming comments ITT atm?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 10:56

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboNJkmeex0

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 11:15

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1178244508242325504

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 11:18

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Ratjaculation posted:

We should be better than this. We should lead by example, not lower ourselves to the right's lovely level.

Also only 2 hangees? Plenty of unused posts on that bridge.

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1178258851684065280

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 11:43

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 01:45

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/MissEllieMae/status/1178315072680206338

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 15:47

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