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fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

fuzzy_logic posted:

Hey remember my ongoing mission to destroy all nation's flying the stars and bars? I declared on this guy over it and he ... Changed his flag. :smugbert: I am a goon if my word so I called off the attack



It's cool if the rest of us kill him though, right?

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fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Get them to change their nation name in exchange for peace.

Or wait for him to change his flag back and flatten him

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

B33rChiller posted:

Great. I've got my nation juuust started, installed discord, applied there, and now I'm holding off joining GOONS ingame because it shows the bloc as black. If I join, will that remove me from beige? I've not done anything in game yet, so don't want to lose beige prematurely.

Start here:
https://wiki.donotfearjazz.info/doku.php?id=beginnersguidefordumbos

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Danaru posted:

the best feeling in the world is seeing someone attacked a goon, attacking the attacker, and getting pinged on discord by two other people who also attacked the attacker :allears: I straight up saw someone lose 400+ airplanes and get blockaded within ten minutes of attacking a goon. It's incredible watching an entire game fall to it's knees because a dedicated group of people understands lovely game mechanics and really loving hates nazis.

I was the guy who got attacked and you guys saved my bacon. Playing with goons is the only way to go.
Also all that stuff in the OP about being in the discord is for real. I only just got really on it this weekend and that's where 90% of the stuff happens and where 100% of the fun is.

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that
a pubbie inquires about membership

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Some nerd is now spamming reports on the forums for the crime us not playing baseball with him. :pedophiles:

I love this stupid browser game.

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Apparently the "HONK HONK HONK" in my usertitle is some sort of alt right dog whistle, of which one of the Not Mad pubbies reported privately to the Admin of the game in yet another attempt to get me banned.

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/white-nationalists-adopt-clowns-as-their-next-racist-symbol-yes-seriously/

Sorry, you're racist now.

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

The French Army posted:

To me it sounds like we should establish ourselves as the premier alliance, hoard the food and then nuke the earth.

Second

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that
Pnw Penis N Weenie

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fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that
What an idiot

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