Potato Salad posted:

7 September 2019: No

Squadron 42 Official Release Date: -984 days

Can you move around your ship prison without falling out: No

Strangler 42 posted:

It had to be done but don't worry the Anti-SC Action Command Center - GOONS ONLY thread for coordinating our attacks has moved behind the secret paywall. Here's the link: You must be a platinum member to read this text.

Scruffpuff posted:

The difference between CIG and Rex is that CIG passively misrepresents the state of the game through carefully chosen wording which allows players to infer that the game has been in a playable state and filled with action you're missing out on. Rex actively misrepresents the state of the game by setting up all his virtual Barbie dolls in advance and then moving them around the model viewer with his completely normal team to make it look like they're playing a video game. His work ethic is impressive; it's like eating poo poo and calling it chocolate with every bite.

darkarchon posted:

hello commandos

Agony Aunt posted:

Hmm.. i don't think its a good thing to have a bash at people simply for their appearances.

I'm pretty sure if we had a rogues gallery of people in this thread, we could take the piss out of their appearances, but it wouldn't be nice.

Its fair enough to take the piss out of people of the things they say and do, but let's not have a go at people for how they look. (unless they dress up as bunny man!). I mean, really, its not that good we take the piss out of Ben for his size, although that depends on how much of it is self-induced and how much of it is a medical condition. Regardless of which it is, he clearly now has a serious medical condition and probably doesn't have long left to live.

Bootcha posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay, but does it have caves? All the best space games have caves.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yeah this is Path of Exile's model, and honestly, it's not too bad. You just wait for a sale and spend like 5-10 bucks on all the stash space you'll ever need. Pretty much all the cosmetic stuff is only available through purchase, and while I find that stuff a little overpriced, it's such a generous game with how much free content you get that it feels a little dirty NOT to spend some money on it.

Dynastocles posted:

I cannot stress enough how dumb and unimaginative all these names for space places are. Levski. Hurston. Stanton. Olisar. Bland and boring, nothing implying any thought was given to how these places would have been named in-universe, result is poor worldbuilding.

Come up with something interesting for a change! Remar's Bight, New Dublin, Liangchien, Catteraugus, Founder's Rest -- hell, take these ones for free!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3895963&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Kikas posted:

Artifact

no_recall posted:

ITS TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ShitizenConned 2019 Raffle!

Top 3 Prizes: a month of Humble Monthly!

SO. Lets get to it.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tMAP0fg-AKScI3S3VjrDW3OaLO4zgBA1RSYoQOQoNSI/edit#gid=1694467207

Current Funding.
2019-11-19 $241,227,605

GUESS THE NUMBER ON THE FUNDING TRACKER BY 1st DEC.

GO.

p/s: Please quote this so I don't have an excuse accidentally exclude your participation.

e: Participation closes the minutes before the Con. Nov 23 1PM GMT. (or when the Stream Begins).

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/1197620806555181064

MedicineHut posted:

Jump points done right! NSFW

https://kapwi.ng/c/GXaYmwBo

Colostomy Bag posted:

Hasn't he also gifted several SC packages to his friends?

Dementropy posted:

Rotten Red Rod posted:

CG's silence on SQ42 is deafening. Check out the roadmap thread on the official forum, where a CIG employee responds to someone pointing out a typo, but no one responds to anyone worried about SQ42: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/roadmap-roundup-december-6th-2019-1

I mean, it's possible they might be holding their cards close for the Holiday stream...? But you'd think they'd at least say something if so, it's pure speculation.

It's pretty clear that it's not happening in 2020. Or possibly ever.

Thom12255 posted:

Will the demo of the ship tour even be in the game?

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Fuzz posted:

I backed this game.

Then I bought like 4 ships for about 800 total spent. One of them was a Scythe.

Out rapidly became clear this would be poo poo, but the GRAY MARKET was still going strong.

I sold that Scythe for $1600 to someone.

I stopped looking at anything related to this hilarious disaster until today posting now.



That is my Star Citizen story. THANK YOU, CHRIS ROBERTS.

enlightened citizen posted:

"with SOCS in game alongside that sexy Planet Tech v4 that the detractors have finally lost one of their final legs left to stand on"

Jonny Shiloh posted:

Fun Star Citizen Fact 2:

Star Citizen is still bad.

Bootcha posted:

Oh that's the guy who put out that video reacting to my Sandi Chapter and didn't watch it, with a guest that didn't watch it, and made assumptions on what I said without knowing.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

tuo posted:

Wait, Star Citizen is not good? Have I been misled this whole time?

DapperDon posted:

I loving loved Delta Force.


Until all those loving editors and cheats clogged the servers and made it unplayable.

Pixelate posted:

They’ve broken AI in so many ways it’s like contemporary dance...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIuOVOXrwMY&t=30s

IAbsolveMyself posted:

Fargin Icehole posted:

Pretty good thread title I think. Simple and to the point

Daztek posted:

Final Space Court update:
lol

Dementropy posted:

...
This game is going to change the industry. It already has in so many ways.
...

Hav posted:

I practice the 'wax on', 'wax off' style of counter every morning at dawn at the dojo. The warmth of the sun and steely determination to keep grease off my monitor.

trucutru posted:

As a final "gently caress you" there are a couple of steps missing in the last ladder before you escape prison, which is actually great rear end in a top hat design. You can reach the surface of that moon afterwards.

The surface temperature on that moon is 240 degrees Celsius so you get fried in a minute or two. Fortunately there is shack there for protection

The shack has a password protected door, so you die unless you noticed some numbers that are the password during your escape. There is a rover inside which you can drive to your freedom

The path is full of rocks that launch your janky rover into the air and destroy it, so you have to drive really carefully to finally escape.

After you escape you're still a criminal and still playing SC.

The aristocrats!

Pixelate posted:

He still drops by here time to time. Maybe try PM?