wildin on mr peanut

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Finger Prince

Manifisto posted:

good times . . . good times . . . used to be you could get pure uncut mr peanut on any corner and fuckin party the night away during the heyday of the studio 54 era . . . what you get nowadays is cut with talcum powder, dehydrated peanuts, and usually laced with bath salts to supply the missing kick

Once those stories of kids dying of anaphylaxis with a body dull of peanut started making national news, that was the final nail in the coffin for the scene. But to be honest, it had been dying for years. It used to be about the music and the community, but once the big labels like Planters started getting involved, it really started going to hell. Yeah there were always nuts, but it wasn't just about the nuts. At the end, you couldn't go into a club without seeing someone with a swollen tongue choking in the corner and some strung out pusher with salty fingers trying to sell you some shells.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 18:43

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:41

cda: by Hand Knit

there are those saying Mr peanut had enemys, that he had wilded out one too many times,..they need to keep mr peanuts name out of their god drat mouths

# ? Jan 27, 2020 18:54

Pastry of the Year

mr. peanut went in without his setup :rip:

# ? Jan 28, 2020 13:48

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Pastry of the Year posted:

mr. peanut went in without his setup

# ? Jan 28, 2020 14:12

Escape From Noise

I'm sorry for posting way too much in this thread. I was so high on the peanut I didn't even know who I was.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 14:37

wearing a lampshade

Pastry of the Year posted:

mr. peanut went in without his setup

# ? Jan 28, 2020 19:08

beer pal

im glad of his death. i wish death on all the aristocracy. its time we brought baack the nutcracker.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jan 28, 2020 20:28

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Sic semper pe�nis

sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Jan 28, 2020 21:35

Trying

nutted but he still peaing

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:26

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

anubis in the hall of maat unable to punish mr peanut for his crimes, due to his heart being an enormous pulsing nut

crimes

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:28

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

my peanut just staring at charon till he sighs and lets him cross the styx without paying the ferry toll

crimes

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:29

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

mr peanut walking alone through hell, cursed to be ground eternal in satan's fourth mouth, the traitor who sold his entire race into subservience for the temporary trappings of power

crimes

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:29

the unabonger

beer pal posted:

im glad of his death. i wish death on all the aristocracy. its time we brought baack the nutcracker.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 23:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

they busted a (mr pea)nut

# ? Jan 29, 2020 02:53

Yinlock

Pastry of the Year posted:

mr. peanut went in without his setup

# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:39

Yinlock

pee is stored in the nuts

# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:40

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

Wesley Willis - I Dunked On Mr. Peanut

# ? Jan 29, 2020 11:28

cda: by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:

mr. peanut went in without his setup

# ? Jan 29, 2020 14:16

Trying

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

# ? Jan 30, 2020 00:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

The mixed nut cans all say "less than 50% peanuts" bc any higher and you need a scrip

# ? Jan 30, 2020 00:44

beer pal

people always saying they wish they could go back in time to kill baby hitler.. well baby nut is here today and what are you doing now, sitting on your couch?

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Feb 3, 2020 04:51