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I got this game about 3 days ago and already sunk at least 12 hours into it. My favorite highlight is either shining a flashlight directly in a clerk's face and rapid firing deep philosophical questions before calmly saying "okay" and walking out without buying anything while on my way to find help for getting a body down after failing miserably at basic pistol marksmanship. or Doing "the gun thing" with Authority and  accidentally hitting an all-time low with Kim. good thing I saved beforehand! OR EVEN finding my badge AND my car, lodged in the ice in the sea and the most appropriate reaction for it, right before I then became a free market fundamentalist upon doing a lot of speed and extolling the virtues of my boxer role model  I think this game is extremely Good and Cool and I look forward to seeing what the gently caress happens next
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So apparently I finished my first run in about 20 hours, found the killer and proof with the giant bug, and was proclaimed to be a GIANT FASCIST by Kim. Then the other officers stopped giving me poo poo and realized I actually solved what I was supposed to solve. Then the credits rolled. I feel like there should or could have been one more major task to do, like actually finding a licensed physician in the city to heal the killer, then do one more interrogation, then bring the killer with me until I ran into the other officers. Is there? Was there? I dunno. I didn't think the ending was bad just that there could maybe have been one more thing before "talk to dude, talk to bug, go back, sudden on-the-spot roasting and explanation, credits roll as everybody finally goes home." (in my case at least) But this also means I am eligible to doing a new run doing and saying different things with arguably even more drugs 
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Sep 25, 2020 23:19
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how viable is a second run consisting of being a colossal communist hobocop getting into very loud and disturbingly drawn out and detailed arguments with everything and anything with maybe even more drugs involved?
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Sep 27, 2020 13:27
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Electrochemistry adds extra charges to these items, so a high Electrochemistry character gets more out of their drugs. The skill also leads you down a path of substance abuse, giving you quests to procure amphetamine, or just buy a magnum sized bottle of wine. These quests are often non-refusable.
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Sep 28, 2020 21:02
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I am attempting to be a communist hobocop that also has very strong opinions of advanced race theory, yet my rhetoric skill is depressingly bad at the cost of my inland empire On a scale of 1 to 10 how strongly am I currently embodying 2005ish era arguably insane permabanned goon?
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Sep 28, 2020 23:32
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overeager overeater posted:Fail the check to "prove your authority to Titus", and pick the option "The same thing happened to my friend Garte over there..." Imagine Harry talking about Mr. Claire's Cock Carousel in his chair, forever.
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Sep 29, 2020 17:24
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I failed an 80%+ chance to smear coal on my face. My authority is too weak against Kim's 
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Oct 2, 2020 00:03
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My favorite way of progressing and getting what I want is simply roaring as loudly as humanly possible. Except against Kim.
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Oct 2, 2020 01:07
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Better not run too much, you might hurt your limping leg.
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Oct 2, 2020 02:39
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The Hot Coffee controversy but with your necktie
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Oct 2, 2020 02:45
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christmas boots posted:One thing I didn't fully appreciate until a second playthrough is that with Klassje Volition is every bit as compromised as your other skills, just in the opposite direction. It knows what's happening to the other skills, resents it, and overcompensates in response. Authority and Electro-Chemistry are NOT compromised 
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Oct 2, 2020 22:58
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I managed to sing karaoke. And I failed the red drama check. Which I am very glad I did, IMO.
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My new favorite check failure is not karaoke but instead Attempting to form a right-wing vigillante old guard group with Kim and I as Unit One: Ghost Dogs and Rene and Gaston as Unit Two: Royal Hounds because I failed miserably at convincing Gaston to yield his sandwich (twice)
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Oct 6, 2020 17:20
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I hit my first 3% success chance check out of pure luck 
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Oct 8, 2020 22:53
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Your partner just threw you the keys to your patrol vehicle. It’s a cool moment, but Benny Shitfingers drops them in the sewage. Vehicle inoperable. Mob boss flips a coin in your direction: here’s a tip rent-a-cop. Blam, he pokes your eye out with it. It’s incredibly uncool to not catch things.
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Oct 9, 2020 22:33
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Horny Game.
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Holy poo poo doing a high Physical run so I have lots of Half Light and Physical Instrument is a really, really good idea:  I was too enveloped in two of Half Light's moments to capture them but I made drat sure not to on this one: 
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Pattonesque posted:half-light at high levels is hilarious That is what I'm doing on my current run, I'm loving excited
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I failed miserably at basic pistol marksmanship after roasting Kim's own bad pistol marksmanship, threw the gun into the mud, and cried so hard I gave up on being a cop, instead choosing to live under a bridge and throw poop at people. A fitting end IMO
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loving lol @ everything about the anti-object task force thought. This embodies me extremely.
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Oct 15, 2020 01:32
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Glagha posted:I can't remember the specifics but as I recall the fascist thoughts 100% dunk on you for being pathetic. Say 10
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Oct 16, 2020 00:56
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Oct 16, 2020 02:13
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How big does Kim like his milkers?
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I failed a 97% chance to not tear off a dead guy's head, then touched the dead guy's dick, then fished out something from his head like doing a magic trick. And it ended as unceremoniously as it began.
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"*Clown Cops Climb Tree, Fall Down*," he says, furrowing his brow. "*Enraged Cop Assaults Children -- After Falling Down Tree*."
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If you constantly fail at asserting yourself as a police officer, you run the risk of becoming the fabled Meltdown Cop.
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Saint Freak posted:What's an apology? Of all my playthroughs/character builds Half-Light is now my Favorite Skill and I regret not dumping more points into it or Physique as a whole sooner
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Half Light is The Best Skill™ 
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:Madre de dios. *makes sign of the cross* A LIBERAL!
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Oct 24, 2020 00:28
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Kim is also a fan of salami
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Oct 24, 2020 16:43
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JustaDamnFool posted:Most of HDB's politics has some element of psychosexual underlining, but fascism is the one that makes it most explicit.
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Shame on you if you let Kim get shot during the mercenary tribunal but even greater shame on you if you do not deputize The Cuno in Kim's place
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Oct 27, 2020 16:53
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Kaysette posted:Ghost Dogs The Royal Hounds
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Oct 27, 2020 17:03
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Isaacs Alter Ego posted:What, you mean Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau? The Opener Of The Eighth Seal
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Oct 27, 2020 17:38
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The failed Hardie Boys check leading to the "Cock Carousal" heart attack but for Klassje
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Ciaphas posted:Visual Calculus is getting a surprising amount of work - analyzing the crime scene was a hoot - and the rest of the skills on that path too. (6/2/2/2 for me) Check out mr big brain cop over here, knowing what the gently caress a book is Not shown is when you say "I know what these things are" is your skill saying "No you don't" and you then exiting by saying "Don't you sass me."
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Does anybody else just stare at the whole thought cabinet mural and just ponder things?
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