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I really hope we get to some mattering now. Who cares if the Turtlefuck will block it, that’s the whole point: make him show his (extremely obvious) hand, so not even the pundits can miss it.
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Sep 24, 2019 22:22
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theflyingorc posted:actually you'll find this exonerates him a whole lot Dunno if insanity plea will be viable at this point.
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Sep 25, 2019 16:20
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I feel like every new crazy rear end reveal brings us one step closer to a distraction war with Iran. “You can’t impeach a CiC during wartime!” is definitely a potential talking point.
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Sep 26, 2019 08:13
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"Please define 'impeachable offense'?" "Being Democrat".
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Sep 26, 2019 10:43
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Charlz Guybon posted:Another huge factor is that he 100% doesn't understand what the problem is and in Jr. like fashion is admitting to the crime on TV and publishing damning documents that he thinks clears him of wrong doing. This is underlined by his descriptions of the conversation: “it was a perfect phone call”, what the gently caress does that even mean?
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bobjr posted:I think there would also be a lot of incoherent screeching as a defense mechanism He’d threaten to sue Congress for libel.
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Sep 26, 2019 16:05
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Graham is so far up his and Trump’s rear end that if Trump barged into a McDonalds, completely naked and raving about Obama Lizard Deep State President, Graham would just go “well the DEMICRATS DON’T TAKE THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY”
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Sep 26, 2019 17:34
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And Bruce Springsteen celebrated his 70th birthday a few days ago. 2019-70=1949. My God, that’s the same year the Soviets detonated their first nuke! This must mean...
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Sep 26, 2019 17:59
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Will this be the week where Trump uses a slur in front of a live camera feed?
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Sep 26, 2019 22:50
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Laterite posted:Nightmare scenario that just popped in my head: A few problems with this: 1: Trump was essentially a angry demented toddler during the debates and he still won the goddamn thing and 2: Pence is about as charming and crowd-pleasing as a fundamentalist horsefucker. He’d never be able to look good next to (technically not but comparably pleasant) Biden.
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Sep 27, 2019 07:43
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I wish America would wake up already, got a whole day of crazy crime news waiting for you!
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Sep 27, 2019 08:33
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I can’t show pictures unfortunately but I’m doing an internship at a museum and in the back catalogue they just showed me a mummy head that looked eerily like Rudy Giuliani.
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Kidney Stone posted:That explains a lot! Have you actually checked to see if the mummy is in the museum - or if it's "missing"? It was next to a bunch of mummified crocodile babies. Now I’m not the one to tag along the whole lizard overlord thing but... 
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Sep 27, 2019 10:16
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Catch 22 is unjustifiably unread today. I'm slightly upset that I didn't recognize the reference to my favourite book of all time. I guess I better start reading it again. Also Trump sure know how to sound innocent: "It was very legal, you guys!"
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Sep 27, 2019 12:56
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mdemone posted:I think about it quite often, despite not having reread it in the last few years. I'd like to recommend another book by Heller called "God Knows (Go Figure)" which is a fantastic read. It's essentially the Biblical David who tells the reader his lifestory on his deathbed. It's a rare book to come by nowadays but it's absolutely fantastic, easily just as good and funny as Catch-22.
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Sep 27, 2019 13:14
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As I've said before, the longer this drags out, the bigger are the risks that Trump starts a new forever-war in the Middle East. "You can't inpeach a CiC at war!"
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Sep 27, 2019 13:51
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Retro42 posted:Wife and I are torn between him dropping some horrific immigration rule today or him making threats at Iran. Comedy option would be him bringing back Alabama's hurricane warning again.
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Sep 27, 2019 13:54
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Any speculation on particular defense strategies from GOP has to take into consideration that this is just the beginning; we’ll have much more juicy stuff dripping out into the newsfeed for the foreseeable future, and beyond that, there’s Trump himself. In between these panic tweets of his he’s likely to try something unspeakably stupid.
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OB_Juan posted:Rudy in front of an impeachment hearing will be loving amazing. A++ take-a-day-off-to-watch-it tv. He’s the only lawyer who could plead the 5th and spill the beans in the same breath.
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Sep 27, 2019 15:50
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Zotix posted:An actual conflict with Iran seems increasingly likely at this point. They did drop a report about chemical weapon use in Syria today so I guess a rerun on that thing could do it as well.
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Sep 27, 2019 15:53
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Gatts posted:Pay cat tax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcFijm0G9Qg
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Sep 27, 2019 21:50
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I won’t be able to check in on this thread while at work so please no multi page detail while I’m gone, if I see a bazillion new posts waiting for me I want them to be about White House fuckups tia.
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Sep 28, 2019 09:05
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bobjr posted:Also could there be the chance he didn’t think it would be this bad? Like Trump told him the tape was totally okay, so he figured to release it to show it was nothin, when it really wasn’t. “Well if he thinks it’s not too bad to release then I’m sure it’s nothing. I know he’s a barely functioning toddler-vegetable but surely he can’t be...THAT dumb?” And he was.
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Sep 28, 2019 15:11
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"My own money, as given to me from the Trumps".
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Sep 30, 2019 13:00
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Rime posted:The best part of being on the west coast is being able to shovel insanity into my face from the moment I wake up, because dementiaprez has already been ranting for hours by that point. You lucky bastard. I’m at least 6 hours ahead of American goons so first half of the day is just slow moving derails and no new crazy news until way into the afternoon.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:50
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“We must question what kind of agenda the witness to the obvious crime that the accused has openly given out damning evidence may have”.
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Sep 30, 2019 16:41
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LoL the judge will be pissed I’m sure.
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Oct 1, 2019 16:47
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Faustian Bargain posted:This map isn't even accurate. Washoe county in Nevada went blue. They’re slowly laying the groundwork for 2020 when they’ll claim a record-breaking 53 states went entirely red!
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Oct 1, 2019 16:48
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The first time I ever saw Lindsay Graham was when he was guesting The Daily Show, playing pool and stressing the point what a crook Trump was and that he’d never vote for him. I kind of wish that’d be mentioned every time he slurps up the big baby’s dogshit.
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Oct 2, 2019 07:51
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I can see it being both dirt (because Republican) and him being a hypocritical, opportunistic asshat (because Republican).
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Oct 2, 2019 07:59
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I’m telling you, before Christmas we’ll have him use a slur on live television.
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Oct 3, 2019 06:33
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Next week they announce the Nobel Laureates of 2019 and I really hope Greta gets the peace prize, just for that sweet, sweet twitter rage from big dum dum.
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Oct 3, 2019 13:22
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https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1179852378314612736?s=21
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Oct 4, 2019 11:19
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Sounds like Erdogan is a fan of The Shining.
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Oct 7, 2019 21:01
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The presidential debates is gonna be a massacre regardless of who he is challenged by. His staff will likely fight tooth and nail to prevent him from participating but that would make the big fat baby look weak so he’ll show up, sniff a whole bunch and incriminate himself on live television. I’ve already brought up the prediction of him using a slur openly before the year is over. Here’s another one: he’ll threaten a presidential candidate with imprisonment on live television next year.
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Oct 8, 2019 16:28
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So I guess today is the day when the President of the United States will start tweeting about dicks.
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Oct 9, 2019 12:02
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When Trump don’t get the Nobel Peace Prize tomorrow and starts bitching about it, the optics are gonna be fantastic.
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Oct 10, 2019 07:37
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Remember, Trump think they’re literally invisible. He was probably thinking they’d offer Turkey plausible deniability.
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It’s when Thunberg gets it next year that the chud tears will really start flowing. It’s a good pick regardless.
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