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ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snazzy Frocks posted:

All this data on bannings and yet no one has any data on registrations. I like to look at the positives

I found this on a discord months ago.

Not very positive.

# ? Sep 29, 2019 21:39

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# ? May 1, 2024 03:43

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

FactsAreUseless posted:

I have rarely seen someone as self-owned as a poster saying "listen pal, you may have friends but I have more money than you."

What if I have no money and no friends??? What do I win?

# ? Sep 29, 2019 21:45

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Can you find the WebTV banning somehow?

# ? Sep 29, 2019 21:46

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

I found this on a discord months ago.

Not very positive.

Someone sharpie this immediately

# ? Sep 29, 2019 22:29

White Genocide: Feb 22, 2010

EorayMel posted:

A quick look at the leper's colony around in the 3300's tells a lot of the 07 bans were helldump poo poo. And maybe Your Console Sucks posts.

interesting! mentioning it can anybody tell me how to find ycs in archives? :ohdear:

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:09

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Burt Sexual posted:

Someone sharpie this immediately

The WOW! signal of SA registration logs

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:12

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

He's actually flexing that people like him so much they'll pay to keep him around, it's a pretty awesome perk tbh. But stay mad, stupid rear end in a top hat GBS guy.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I have rarely seen someone as self-owned as a poster saying "listen pal, you may have friends but I have more money than you."

lol

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:22

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

derail aside this is pretty cool info ty op

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:25

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

who the hell is Kingsbury2?

edit: oh, it's vilepilot - I guess he is first and second in getting banned

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:27

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Burt Sexual posted:

Someone sharpie this immediately

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:29

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

epic

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:30

Jack Daniels: Nov 14, 2002

BurgerQuest posted:

in it voted 5 :thanks:

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:33

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

White Genocide posted:

interesting! mentioning it can anybody tell me how to find ycs in archives?

Here's a link to the subforum itself: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=186

If you actually wanna read any of it, you need the archives upgrade to go back to 2007-2011.

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:52

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

I found this on a discord months ago.

Not very positive.

Yeah but it's pretty neat to get a glimpse a few years into the future, you have to admit.

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:55

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

who the hell is Kingsbury2?

edit: oh, it's vilepilot - I guess he is first and second in getting banned

I'm still unclear on who vilepilot is

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:56

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

My Spirit Otter posted:

Have any 11 year probations ended naturally?

Also can we get a list of the most probated goons?

one dude did back in july, he caught a month + 30 within days

# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:59

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Eox posted:

one dude did back in july, he caught a month + 30 within days

Both amazing and unsurprising at the same time.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:04

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

this thread rules, love some stats

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:11

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Checks out, OP.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:12

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Grapplejack posted:

this thread rules, love some stats

99.999999% of your posts suck. There I made some poo poo up too

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:13

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Eox posted:

one dude did back in july, he caught a month + 30 within days

please link!

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:15

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

please link!

The fabled 100,000 hour probation survivor...sort've.

BOOBIES posted:

That she said during divorce proceedings and later recanted. She directly admitted to lying, but somehow your take-away from this is that her rape claim has credibility when she, herself has said otherwise. This is what I'm talking about. It makes no sense. How can this be a legitimate argument in your head?

I'm not going to turn this into the Trump defense station because it's a waste of time and off topic. Make fun of me I guess but I find it disappointing there can't be real conversations based on actual arguments and an organized forced against lovely people like Trump based on something real.

edit: and it was Ivana, not Ivanka.

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:20

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm still unclear on who vilepilot is

Well, I can tell you that he really sucks at flying planes.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:21

BurgerQuest: Mar 17, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah i just pulled this from the lepers colony. not sure what other available pages might yield good *stats* without too much effort. There was an admin a while ago who ran some sql queries to get some similar info.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:28

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

was vilepilot the guy that would regularly send lowtax death threats or am I mixing him up with the hundreds of other crazies this website attracts

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:40

BurgerQuest: Mar 17, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

found the old ban/stats thread from 2015

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741319#post450082887

code:

MariaDB [test]> SELECT 
 TargetUserName, 
 COUNT(*) * 10 AS wallet_damage 
 FROM lepers WHERE BanType = 'ban' 
 GROUP BY TargetUserName ORDER BY wallet_damage DESC LIMIT 30;
+-----------------------+---------------+
| TargetUserName        | wallet_damage |
+-----------------------+---------------+
| Kingsbury2            |           350 |
| vilepilot             |           310 |
| IzzyFnStradlin        |           290 |
| Kyoon_                |           270 |
| DB_Cooper             |           260 |
| TenementFunster       |           200 |
| Marxux                |           190 |
| Avshalom              |           180 |
| big duck equals goose |           160 |
| Orc-Slayer 6000       |           160 |
| Kyoon__               |           160 |
| Narciss               |           140 |
| quite the fucker      |           130 |
| Jezza                 |           130 |
| A Major Fucker        |           130 |
| Pipe Dreamer          |           130 |
| Zeitgueist            |           120 |
| autopsy-turvey        |           120 |
| Black Baby Goku       |           120 |
| I.N.R.I               |           120 |
| Bum the Sad           |           110 |
| rivetz                |           110 |
| Teabiscuit            |           110 |
| a creepy colon        |           110 |
| WEED LORD             |           110 |
| circ dick soleil      |           110 |
| NULL                  |           110 |
| ArfJason              |           110 |
| M. Discordia          |           110 |
| fishmech              |           100 |
+-----------------------+---------------+

code:

MariaDB [test]> SELECT 
 TargetUserName, 
 COUNT(BanType) AS count, 
 SUM(IF(BanType = 'ban', 1, 0)) AS bans, 
 SUM(IF(BanType = 'probation', 1, 0)) AS `probations`, 
 SUM(IF(BanType = 'permaban', 1, 0)) As permabans 
 FROM lepers GROUP BY TargetUserName ORDER BY count DESC LIMIT 30;
+---------------------+-------+------+------------+-----------+
| TargetUserName      | count | bans | probations | permabans |
+---------------------+-------+------+------------+-----------+
| drilldo squirt      |   216 |    4 |        212 |         0 |
| Big Milton Fan Here |   196 |    2 |        194 |         0 |
| Never Post Again    |   189 |    4 |        185 |         0 |
| I.N.R.I             |   122 |   12 |        110 |         0 |
| TenementFunster     |   104 |   20 |         83 |         1 |
| psyopmonkey         |   101 |    3 |         98 |         0 |
| circ dick soleil    |    96 |   11 |         85 |         0 |
| Black Baby Goku     |    84 |   12 |         71 |         1 |
| TheLovablePlutonis  |    84 |    4 |         80 |         0 |
| Cole                |    81 |    0 |         81 |         0 |
| Surprisingly Dope   |    80 |    6 |         74 |         0 |
| Suicide Sam E.      |    75 |    0 |         74 |         1 |
| Al Borland          |    75 |    2 |         73 |         0 |
| Dr. Gitmo Moneyson  |    73 |    5 |         68 |         0 |
| why the ____ ____   |    69 |    7 |         62 |         0 |
| a Loving Dog        |    69 |    7 |         62 |         0 |
| Iseeyouseemeseeyou  |    67 |    9 |         58 |         0 |
| ANIME MONSTROSITY   |    65 |    2 |         62 |         1 |
| tbp                 |    64 |    8 |         56 |         0 |
| Avshalom            |    64 |   18 |         46 |         0 |
| Grass Effect        |    63 |    0 |         63 |         0 |
| The Taint Reaper    |    62 |    0 |         62 |         0 |
| IzzyFnStradlin      |    60 |   29 |         31 |         0 |
| OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH  |    60 |   10 |         50 |         0 |
| ArfJason            |    60 |   11 |         49 |         0 |
| garbage owl         |    58 |    2 |         56 |         0 |
| El GiNGiS           |    58 |    1 |         57 |         0 |
| Whirlwind Jones     |    58 |    3 |         55 |         0 |
| Breath Ray          |    57 |    4 |         53 |         0 |
| Nonviolent J        |    57 |    8 |         49 |         0 |
+---------------------+-------+------+------------+-----------+

code:

MariaDB [test]> SELECT 
 SUM(x.adj_count) * 10 as ban_profit 
 FROM ( SELECT TargetUserName, COUNT(*) - 1 AS adj_count 
 FROM lepers WHERE BanType = "ban" GROUP BY TargetUserName) AS x\G
*************************** 1. row ***************************
ban_profit: 66400

code:

MariaDB [(none)]> SELECT COUNT(*) AS kyoon_bans
    -> FROM test.lepers
    -> WHERE BanType = 'ban'
    -> AND TargetUserName LIKE 'Kyoon%'
    -> OR TargetUserName IN ('MyFire', 'The 11th Fact', 'The Simple Truth', 'TomJerry', 'VERY LAST DISCIPLE', 'Web of Truth', 'Web-of-Truth', 'gold45revolver')\G
*************************** 1. row ***************************
kyoon_bans: 81

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:45

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

CharlestonJew posted:

was vilepilot the guy that would regularly send lowtax death threats or am I mixing him up with the hundreds of other crazies this website attracts

That describes pretty much the entire top 10 in the ban list.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:58

White Genocide: Feb 22, 2010

EorayMel posted:

Here's a link to the subforum itself: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=186

If you actually wanna read any of it, you need the archives upgrade to go back to 2007-2011.

much thanks!

# ? Sep 30, 2019 01:03

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm still unclear on who vilepilot is

I know he sent this email to lowtax:
https://youtu.be/ZODtmaHIQng

There's a little bit in the lepers colony but I don't have the whole story either.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 01:38

cda: Jan 2, 2010; by Hand Knit

why isn't ralp in there, i think he banned some people

# ? Sep 30, 2019 01:41

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

Not in it. Voting 1.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 01:46

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

cda posted:

why isn't ralp in there, i think he banned some people

Your shits all hosed up op

# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:04

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

the lepers colony only lets you sort by current admins, past ones don't show up on the dropdown menu

# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:06

Craig K: Nov 10, 2016; puck

EorayMel posted:

Here's a link to the subforum itself: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=186

If you actually wanna read any of it, you need the archives upgrade to go back to 2007-2011.

fun fact:

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/YCS/186

# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:08

Craig K: Nov 10, 2016; puck

at least that's how i always remember the number

# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:33

FreshCutFries: Sep 15, 2007

cda posted:

why isn't ralp in there, i think he banned some people

It looks like the lepers colony might only track current admins. I tried searching with radium's user id for the web tv ban, and the query doesn't return anything.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:34