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zoux posted:Are we getting it from them or are they getting it from us looks like a sketch comedy show from the mid-2010s. there are probably snl sketches from the early 90s with a similar vibe, just less overtly nasty. idiotic small-mindedness can be convergent evolution (or lack thereof) instead of spread from place to place, though
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/JeremyAppel1025/status/1579321622376636418 
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Geshtal posted:Why are they jumping out of the plane with life preservers instead of parachutes? yeah why didn't they grab the parachutes under their seats instead, a thing which commercial passenger jets have
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hell yeah i'd box baby hitler
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i called in sick to school so i could watch that tank pull down the dumb saddam statue
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zoux posted:Bullshit like the poster said, the protests were televised but the invasion was near-universally praised by news media. remember phil donahue's demise?
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zoux posted:That's not libs that's ratings chasing journalists idgi, was msnbc wrong in shutting down phil because of missed impressions and profit, or was phil wrong because he was a grifter and not a true believer
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cat botherer posted:I really hope millenials don't get the same weird obsession with the pop culture of their childhood like gen x did. lol
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madmatt112 posted:Feels like being Kanye’s mom would be so much worse than being Kanye himself. The shame. if i was his mom and heard his first album i'd feel pretty good Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/dougjballoon/status/1586364675092254721?s=46&t=1hVQmk6PpVBucHei7XkuXA getfiscal's back, baby
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i feel like this may have gotten lost in the shuffle but this is one of the most important essays ever written in the 20th century and i appreciate zoux for broaching the subject, or at the least, giving it context
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usually the people they boost are like max rose or some poo poo, not people that would cancel elections if they could lol. it's a gigantic self-own from the dems, especially in AZ
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murk's law and it's dems supporting the moderate choice in alaska
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zoux posted:Peter Meijer woulda voted for Kevin McCarthy for speaker just like John Gibbs is gonna. Peter Meijer would've voted to ban litterboxes for feline-identifying middle school students, just Iike John Gibbs is gonna. but would john gibbs guest-host mueller, she wrote? i think not
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https://mobile.twitter.com/stungnthumz/status/1587094115858386945 smh that's head of government, not head of state edit I think bukele in el Salvador is "spiritual, not religious" i say swears online fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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PT6A posted:I want to see a huge raptor just absolutely gently caress with a drone, do you have video handy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr-xBtVU4lg
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PT6A posted:Oh my. That’s exactly what I wanted. Do you have more? Possibly from a fleet of drones, so I get to see the annihilation of one of those bastards by a giant, angry eagle? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzE6-WZtOi4
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Nebrilos posted:Do police just get a kick out of murdering dogs? Does it make them feel powerful? yes yes hth https://aldf.org/project/dogs-shot-by-cops/ there are actually resources for stuff like this which feels even worse because it really is constant and systemic i say swears online fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Aug 6, 2023 |
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evil_bunnY posted:https://twitter.com/naima/status/1688624327309082626 oh my god
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quote:What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer: a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciations of tyrants, brass fronted impudence; your shouts of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanksgivings, with all your religious parade, and solemnity, are, to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy—a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices, more shocking and bloody, than are the people of these United States, at this very hour. the makers of that video deserve the death penalty lol
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last time I went to the ER I caught a $5 uber there, then they knocked me out and transferred me to another hospital 3 miles away in an ambulance for $5000. I wish I could have had the ability to get mad at the paint job
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yeah lol, no contesting that. i've just been dodging debt collector calls for over a year because at least medical debt in the US isn't quite like real debt
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KORNOLOGY posted:Stop it right now. doing a gland acknowledgement
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lol at the last bullet point. peter needs to read The Party Decides
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Foxfire_ posted:If I wanted to ignite a huge wildfire for some reason, and I already had a giant space laser lying around, you better believe I'm gonna use the laser even if a gas can is simpler when all you have is a laser, all problems look like forests
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he's a svelte 215 and if you don't agree you're in favor of the carceral state
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GABA ghoul posted:Wait, what? They are putting them in "reverse" in winter? What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ...you put the fan in reverse in winter so the air is circulated but not pushed directly down on people. it's a thing
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little did we know the one puhcent of the one puhcent meant fbi crime statistics
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god uses imperfect vessels and My President was the most imperfectest of them all
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the ADL sucks so i'm happy to sit this one out. very funny to see a year of owning twitter has melted elon's brain, cost him tens of billions, and leave him with no fans except nazis
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KoRMaK posted:im happy for Bernard. not so much for the rest of us, but he dodged a bullet lol the baseball or the presidency
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