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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Looking forward to The Final Day Of Parliament on bonfire night.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Surprise T Rex posted:

"You say no billionaires, Jemery but you yourself have up to 3 millian poonds!"

I feel like people just don't understand how much more money a billion is than a million.

Most of which is due to having owned a house in Islington forever.

Might as well say "you own an old car worth at least £1k so you're basically the same as a millionaire"

e: 4 - the number of General Elections I'll have voted in by the end of the year

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Nov 1, 2019

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Ugh Ash Sarkar was in Stroud today and I missed the event to go to a pumpkin patch with the kid. Probably for the best, I'd only have embarrassed myself.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Lotsa polls out tomorrow (Sunday)

Mostly showing Labour gains.

It's on.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Guavanaut posted:

THUMB actually means Thumb Headed Unionist Male Brexiteer.

The thumb in that means the same thing.

TIARA Is A Recursive Acronym

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


team overhead smash posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/04/labours-momentum-raises-250000-in-six-days-to-fight-election



I've got a week's holiday I can take and already have my Christmas holiday sorted. Think I'm gonna do it.

Mods plz create and then give me a labour legends gang tag.

I've only got 2.5 hours of holiday left to take, going to run about town in the afternoon of the 12th doing GOTV stuff I think.

Work from home on the 13th to deal with election night insomnia/hangover.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Harman says she'll create a new deputy speaker role for a "minority party"

Surely that'll mostly just have the effect of limiting their voting impact?

Lab/Con can soak the loss of a single seat up and it's effectively paired by the other deputies, but if Plaid (for example) gave 1/4 of their seats up it seems like a pretty bad deal for them.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Communist Thoughts posted:

Also Lindsay Hoyle is not nearly as female as I expected

My French teacher in school was a Yorkshireman called Lindsay.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


RockyB posted:

What is this absolute nonsense? How can you sue someone for excluding you from their own TV shows. We're outside or purdah and even if we weren't there's no legal requirement for leader debates.

Also if there should be a third party it's obviously the SNP.

It gets better worse

quote:

Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson said broadcasters who did not include her in their planned TV election debates were either “sexist, scared, or both”.

Ms Swinson, who was surrounded by more than 30 women MPs outside Parliament, said it was important that "for the girls and young women across our country they see that women can be political leaders and prime ministers too".

She told reporters: "It is so important in 2019 that our Parliament and our politics properly represents the country that we are here to serve."

She added that the debates "should not exclude the only woman leader who is able to be the next prime minister".

We literally had a female Prime Minister a few months ago. And you will not be the next one, Jo.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



I wonder how much (if any) of this is to do with the Lib Dems standing down for Plaid in 4(?) seats.

e: poll poLLs POLLS POLLS!!

https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1191404112249860096

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Nov 4, 2019

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Looking forward to Jo Swinson suing Vince Cable for saying she doesn't have a realistic chance of being the next PM.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

can we change the thread title so we can forget about the racist transphobic piece of poo poo? tia

I'm glad he's dead

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Dave's Gone Skiing is violence towards drummers

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



I'm sorry...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.s...stance-11474870

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


c0burn posted:

Swindon is live on sky news and is being a right bastard

Her main thing seems to be trying to paint Johnson and Corbyn as the same which is... interesting.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tesseraction posted:

He hadn't actually spoken by the time she said that, but he did say that if Labour's deal wins in the Labour referendum, then he would get it done.

So, kinda ignoring an "if-then" statement.

I think he said he'd get it "sorted" which is subtly different.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


a lovely king posted:

My girlfriend's dad has been pressuring her into opening a Help-To-Buy ISA lately because they're shuttering them at the end of the month. Does anyone in here have experience with them and are they a good idea? I can't help but feel that there's a catch or something, what with it being a Tory scheme and involving housing. I've been looking online but all I can find is articles on money saving blogs and sites and I've got a lot of skepticism for them.

Is there any point to a Help To Buy ISA?

Might as well if you've got the spare money and will actually be buying a house with it.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


OwlFancier posted:

Genuinely amazed how badly everyone else is campaigning. Surely, surely someone would have figured out how to do at some point this decade.

Everyone else has hosed off pretty much all the key players from their previous election campaigns and are working with a bunch of idiots who've never run a GE before.

Labour have a decent formula from 2017, just need to do it again and bigger and with re-worked targets to reflect how surprisingly effective it was last time out.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



That poll is four months old and was ridiculous even then. Lib Dems have lost about 7% of their polling vote share from then nationally.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Qwertycoatl posted:

What did this say?

From context another report of Johnson fleeing to the safe haven of Rutland and Melton.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Anyone got any good sources/quotes from EU folks saying they'd renegotiate the Brexit Deal with Labour?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tesseraction posted:

Interesting comparison of trend lines then and trendlines now https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1191611249987129344

Over that 20 week period the Tories went up about 3% and Labour up about 12%

If the same happens this time it'll be painfully even again. We really need either a quicker boost than 2017 or a Tory drop.

Hoping for a BXP surge :hotpickle:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Unkempt posted:

Well, I just found out that despite letting my voter registration lapse after 5 years out of the country I can in fact reregister in time for the GE. Obviously I'm rooting for glorious fully automated luxury gay jam socialism; my vote would however be in Brighton Pavilion which is probably the only constituency in England where I'd consider not voting Labour on the grounds that hey, it's Caroline. Any thoughts? Is it worth propping up the only Green presence in the UK (despite my forceful love of Atomz,) or is it 'gently caress it, Labour labour labour'?

Go Full Jam.

It would be worth propping up the Greens if it looked like they might be losing to the Tories (any colour) but that's not happening.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Goldskull posted:

It's not just Islington the Lib Dem's are bullshitting about, I've been bombarded with letters/leaflets the last 4 days all saying Labour can't win in Finchley & Golders Green, where 'What party am I in this week numbskull' Luciana Berger's running for them.
Labour were ~1600 votes shy of the Tories in 2017, Lib Dems were nowhere. Is this poo poo even legal? The only source they say id some Survation poll from October, but not what question was asked of the people surveyed.
While we're on that subject, has anyone here ever been surveyed for any of these polls? I've been asking everyone I know recently and no-one ever has.

I've been polled for some of the national Survation ones because I signed up on the website in the hopes of getting £50 in about four years time.

The local ones seem to be phone polls though.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1191857603774693382

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


No government, everybody go hog wild!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

No, there's still a government. Just no parliament.
Oh, right.

*extinguishes flaming torch*

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/jamesstupidly/status/1192017123767283712

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


A quick thought on door-knocking.

What about those in our communities without doors on which to knock?

It's possible to register to vote if you have no fixed address. It might be a strong move to have a stock of the forms printed and ready to hand out to rough sleepers etc. Especially since Labour have promised to buy up several thousand homes and get people off the street immediately after winning the election.

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/voter/people-no-fixed-address

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Failed Imagineer posted:

Why are multiple people unable to distinguish between LAB and LDM

They're political satirists trapped ten years in the past?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Rustybear posted:

I feel like I'm supporting a non-league side in the FA cup and we managed to hold idk Chelsea 0-0 at home in the first leg (the last GE2017) and are now playing away and it's 1-1 at half time and every part of me is trying not to get too over-excited but I'm really starting to believe.

The FA cup doesn't have two-legged ties.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Demiurge4 posted:

How is it the Lib Dems are incapable of picking good or even half decent leaders?

They're picking from an extremely shallow pool of "talent"

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



flavible posted:

*The prediction table is a projection by flavible based on these national percentages, do not conflate this with constituency polling

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



"Ne peuvent pas gagner ici" is a :master:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



gently caress me, they really are shameless.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Sanford posted:

ALso how disruptive can it be, my dad worked in education for over 40 years and says he's never known a nativity play go on for longer than twenty minutes.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS UTTER BOLLOCKS

Yeah but they might need to move all the chairs out of the way and then back again

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tesseraction posted:

To those edgy yooves who remember Slipknot's Iowa album I have People = poo poo stuck in my head but for "voted for brexit" instead of "people equals poo poo" as the lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqcXgODTeOU

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


RockyB posted:

I've been psyching myself up to do this all week, so I think I have a new election slogan for the Conservatives.

"Do you know the creeping sense of dread as, week after week, the water in your shower drains slower and slower? Until you find you're cutting short your morning ablutions just so the water doesn't spill over the lip and cascade through gaps in the tiles to the floor below? The Tories don't. The Tories have people for that. The conservative party is the physical embodiment of paying someone else to clean out the hairtrap in your shower.

The Conservative Party: Vote for Job Creation. Vote for some poor sod clean Johnson's shower for minimum wage"

Just throw some of this down it mate

Also stop wanking in the shower so much maybe.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Debbie Does Dagon posted:

I guess you don't have long hair?

:wrong:

But hair on its own is not too onerous to remove from a plug hole.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Comrade Fakename posted:

Hey, I know this is from last week, but regarding the data we got from the .json on getvoting.org (https://pastebin.com/LC7dsNsf and https://pastebin.com/60j0p9fK), what did "pledge" refer to? People who had signed some kind of remainer pledge or something?

Pledge is the recommended cleaning brand for jizzy plugs

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