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i love dolly parton's 9 to 5 song but i feel like we lost something along the way from the 80's now that it's 8 to 5
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Nov 1, 2019 07:18
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Xaris posted:8-6 and then another 6-1 doing gig economy im routinely 45 minutes late and i leave at least 15 minutes early it owns
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Nov 1, 2019 07:22
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*typewriter clacking* stumble out of bed and walk to the kitchen pour myself a cup of ambition yawn and stretch and try to come to life jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping out on the streets the traffic starts pumping for the folks like me, who work from 8 to 5 god i love dolly parton
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Nov 1, 2019 07:28
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they watch you dream just to let them shatter you're just a step on the boss man's ladder
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Nov 1, 2019 07:29
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just let me service you ghouliani. im a right wing, tight wing, butthole boi wrangled by the TPUSA. just please, let me be twink you stroke off in the waning sunset of your life
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Nov 1, 2019 07:41
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Nae! posted:its the business pond it's always good to play a quick 9 business holes with a client
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Nov 1, 2019 22:00
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haha YEAH get hosed be to!!!!
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Nov 1, 2019 22:47
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heres my beto impression: hurrr durr im a dumb piece of poo poo im gonna run for president durrrr woops lol i suck
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Nov 1, 2019 23:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac
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Nov 1, 2019 23:45
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staring into my beer: guys... I think I might be gay???
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Nov 2, 2019 06:19
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also saying "i think i might be gay????" is a really fun way to confuse dudes after sex
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Nov 2, 2019 06:29
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Sorry if it’s wimpy but being mean to somebody you hosed for prank reasons sounds evil to me you tubers have to make a living. I you tubed my entire marriage as an epic prank on my ex wife but she got angry and forces me to have custody weekends with my 28 year old son because she is a humorless bitch please look up my epic prank video, "Idiot Wife Thinks We Are Celebrating 10 Years of Marriage"
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Nov 2, 2019 06:40
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Preston Waters posted:cumshitter gets a free pass from mods & the rest of cspam that otherwise str8 bois would get attacked for I do it in a way that emanates love I luv u Preston. I hope my love helps you learn to post with joy
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Nov 2, 2019 06:55
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i still contend that forcibly blowing someone is the strongest way to start off a business negotiation
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Nov 2, 2019 06:56
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Nichael posted:i don't think he can reciprocate your love right now it's OK I'm a very selfish lover
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Nov 2, 2019 06:57
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Bulgakov posted:once the bladder is filled with air they think they really need 2 pee and will accept whatever offer you have if it means being able to goto the bathroom immediately (but they'll later realize its all gas once the dick far t happens but by then the contract was signed) its more like the fear of explaining what happened to their wife because of toxic masculinity + they cant help but fall in love with you a little bit because you made them cum that guy from lockheed still wont look me in the eyes when i catch him outside of work
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Nov 2, 2019 07:22
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omg theres a musical version of dolly parton's 9 to 5 (it's now 8 to 5) and i know what im seering into my brain for the next 8 hours also i love dolly parton she brings her A game to everything. here is a song she wrote for a laxative commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRmTtb1Y-C0
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Nov 2, 2019 07:23
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my cats are so dumb. they keep following me out on the porch when i have a smoke but they hate the cold so like 1 minute in they just gather by the door and stare at it as if the door speaks to me and tells me to open it for them git hosed cats. you'll go in once this 10 minute american spirit is finished
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Nov 2, 2019 07:27
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skaboomizzy posted:I've never listened to Hamilton and nobody can make me its ok rap repackaged for white people larry davids reimagining of musicals for boring old liberals is more fun. its based on that british guy who wrote the fiction book that earned him a fatwa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdNsiFtzd2o
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Nov 2, 2019 07:32
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i met jeff garland once. he liked my dad, thought he was a great improvisor on stage
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Nov 2, 2019 07:33
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802.11weed posted:i couldn’t pick between the first three pokémon’s and they really expected me to pick a loving career. rodl everyone finds their niche eventually thats basically whats being sold to me as a guy trying to become a CFP (Certified Financial Planner(R)) like i watched a seminar a teacher posted about a guy who became the cop widow money manager. for wives of cops who died dramatically three days before retirement. he got one, proved himself a good shoulder to cry on, and then like every cop widow in the city was driving business toward him because they know each other through support groups everyone finds a niche eventually, at least in the service industry. i just hope that mine is incredibly thin, gay, and feminine men with lots of money
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Nov 2, 2019 07:38
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Doc Walrus posted:decided to check in on the ol website again for the first time in a while and god drat, it is still a masterpiece thank u i dont know how to add to it further. i think i just might add a blog and copy my better posts over there like my posts about steve scalises dick
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Nov 2, 2019 07:53
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802.11weed posted:i i am glad it helped i didnt think it would go anywhere. but if you provide a specialized service eventually you'll click with something.
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Nov 2, 2019 07:54
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Addamere posted:avoiding thoughts dont avoid thoughts. make thoughts avoid you. be purposely ignorant. you little bitch.
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Nov 2, 2019 08:04
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i have mastered the art of being stupid. things dont happent o me, i happen to them. the door i stubbed my toe on? it is now clogging my toilet because i punched and kicked it so hard it is now rubble i dont care. thats a problem for sober cumshitter to deal with, and he is a bitch
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Nov 2, 2019 08:06
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Crunchy Black posted:Hi Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump thread look up your state laws regarding inheritance it may be illegal for them to not leave you X% of their estate to you theyre gonna continue sucking but also theyre gonna die. and in some states, they legally can't deny that. some states mandate that relatives are owed a X% of the wealth of the estate. And this is strongest with children
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Nov 2, 2019 08:21
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Actual Satan posted:Woe to the inhabiters of the earth lol shut up actual satan i work in finance im doing the work youre too lazy to do
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Nov 2, 2019 08:23
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Crunchy Black posted:TY, based Cum-financial-adviser. I'm in GA, if you happen to know offhand. Because, yes, even a percentage of their estate would be in the 6 figure range based on what I know. i dont know about georgia. it is deffo worth doing a consultation with an estate attorney over though. like without getting too into the weeds: some states have clearly defined terms for who should inherit what. with a willl you can bypass this under the assumption no one contests this. but every state has laws about inheritance. for the off case where someone dies with appreciable assets but they have no relatives, no friends, and no will. in that case, the state waits for a claimant or it goes to probate. the least you can do is look into what your state does. please PM me updates cumshitter has issued a correction as of 08:29 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 08:27
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Crunchy Black posted:hahahahaha lmfaooooooo im too drunk to understand what youre saying but i feel that as aspiring Certified Financial Planner i have done my job go get them. gently caress them hard.
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Nov 2, 2019 08:30
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keep in mind that the picture you cited is *probably* in the absence of a will
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Nov 2, 2019 08:32
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genuinely surpised the state of georgia has any functional website for inheritance law. i would have expected it to be a geocities page with "Under Construction" gifs all over it
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Nov 2, 2019 08:34
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Crunchy Black posted:eh, still v. funny because I do know there is a will and they are of course very spiteful soooooo lol its not funny. this is you, a young person, having access to money in the time when its most critical no joke: get a copy of the will. take it to an attorney. see what you are entitled too, see if it violates state law. its entirely possible (i am a finance guy not a law guy but it doesnt hurt to explore this) you are young. that money means a lot to you. you can do things with it besides party, hopefullly, and leave your own inheritance in accordance with local laws to people you like some day everyone dies. it is nice to leave money to people you like when you die some day it rules really loving hard, actuallly, knowing that your own death will be a blossoming flower of cash in the lives of younger nephews, nieces, and cousins life ends. money doesn't. CREAM
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Nov 2, 2019 08:38
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Crunchy Black posted:So presumably its public record or could be requested without a warrant subpoena? (Sorry, law is like my worst subject area.) i honestly do not know. but if georgia has inheritance laws, and you are a direct blood line relative, i do not think it would be hard for a competent lawyer to find out again, i am a finance guy. not a law guy. talk to a professional law guy about it most people dont sue over inheritance because it costs both sides lots of money and the lawyers vacuum up the cash. you need to figure out if posturing to sue or if actually suing is to your benefit. sometimes a threat is all you need to get what you want, even if it's not everything you technically deserve. in lawsuits over inheritance it isn't your money. it's the money the executor of the estate presides over. figure out what works best for you, assuming you are owed by law something. cumshitter has issued a correction as of 08:50 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 08:48
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i am drunk as a loving lord and i really want to stress one thing: just consult with a lawyer. dont do anything yet. just get more info. like if you actually get any money then talk to me i'll help you formulate a portfolio or some poo poo but as a guy whose entire professional career is pointing toward "Vague Financial Sherpa" i think im doing a good job of at least helping you consider options that may be available to you??? like it costs you nothing to talk to an estate attorney who knows death law (and they will not be metal) and how inheritance works in the state of Georgia. that's, like, literally the vague bullshit im striving to do in my future career
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Nov 2, 2019 08:55
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they literally tell you in CFP classes that youre the client facing dude who tells idiots what they dont want to hear about their money but also youre coordinating with all the insurance and investment people on how to make a person the most financially adequate person they can possibly be but at the same time youre not specialized but your specialization is explaining money stuff to people who are dumb enough to pay you for not being specialized frankly, i enjoy the challenge
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Nov 2, 2019 08:57
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Crunchy Black posted:hell yeah, thank u cumlord pleaes my father is cumlord. im cumshitter pre ellis island, we were O'Caimſeister cumshitter has issued a correction as of 09:03 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 09:01
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Crunchy Black posted:tyvm. If I have the wherewithal, I would like to put my CUM in your rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2oiaEZbbWY
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Nov 2, 2019 09:12
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lorn Wayne posted:realtalk are there still a ton of homophobes in finance i know one guy who actually teaches classes in the classes im taking who owns an actual novelty flag that was flown over the reagan library but also he and his wife have a non-white child they have happily raised??? and he proudly wears his rotary club flag and treats his assistants well??? in short, people who deal with clients love it when the stock market goes up, so they vote republican because it makes their jobs easier. i dont their politics extend beyond that
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Nov 2, 2019 09:19
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like the guy i described is a good salesman and kind of a jerk person. he asks me about my boss (i have never pretended to be important) about her birthdays because shes a woman, and thus shoudl be ashamed of her age i never pass this along because i actually like my boss. she treats her clients well, and has reduced their billing rates just because she likes them. it helps when they want one meeting/lunch every two years but i guess im making myself feel more important by not passing what some idiot jackass thinks is a sick burn onto my boss mindlessly just because she is a woman also when i would get drunk and call steve scalises office, until the capital police told me to stop, i would call him a dickless piece of poo poo and his dumb staffers would say "Oh yeah? Who do you work for?" "I work for a woman." "..." "NO DICK, NO DICK, NO DICK, NO DICK RAISE THE ROOF NO DICK"
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