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Zippy the Bummer posted:im going to use a vacum cleaner hose on my dick with bacon gres what kinda vacuum cleaner you working with.
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Jun 25, 2020 07:01
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Zippy the Bummer posted:small shop vac like for a garag my dick is small idk those things are decednt. don't be so hard on yourself I bet your dick is fine. I have one of those dyson pet vacs with all the different attachments, heck I might try each one. any tips for a newcomer to the sport?
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Jun 25, 2020 07:13
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Pls be careful. Things are bad but its not worth spraining your dick or poppin a ball or whatever oh maybe you can help me doctor, I seem to have fractured my inguinal hernia
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Jun 25, 2020 08:51
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Literally A Person posted:Morning marijuana. me 2 starting this day off confused as gently caress hell yeah who am i
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Jun 26, 2020 15:56
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Eldercain posted:sorry goons I'm gonna do the thing where sex happens I know that's verboten but hell yeah im rooting for you man
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Jun 27, 2020 09:29
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TheAardvark posted:Almost out of weed but too high to go buy more won't someone put the weed in your mailbox? idk how I lived before i had someone bringing the weed right to my mailbox.
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Jun 27, 2020 18:34
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I keep smoking weed and I keep getting higher woaahahhhhhhh
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Jun 27, 2020 20:17
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Eldercain posted:I just put in a new pax pod and it was stronger than I anticipated the more I smoke the more I realize vaping is the way. not to discount a good bowl every once In a while tho it is late in the day and I'm going to microwave my pizza for breakfast. probably going to smoke some more weed too
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Jun 27, 2020 21:05
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Eldercain posted:yes hope your feeling better. its time to smoke weed.
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Jun 28, 2020 07:49
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whos playing club house games. this poo poo owns. im planning on being be the best chess person ever. watch out deep blue you dumb mother fucker 
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Jun 28, 2020 09:20
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Wendigee posted:i've been carving my own chess set out of basswood because i have not been able to leave the house for the majority of the last 12 weeks. was that your whittlin thread? very inspiring. im surrounded by wood and have some knives so its only a matter of time before I slice my finger off. it would be so bad rear end to have a hand carved chess set. I will be sure to show off anything if I ever get around to it. id be down for a game anytime flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jun 28, 2020 |
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Jun 28, 2020 09:35
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imagine not drinking a cold beer. its loving me up I can't go down this rabbit hole again
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Jun 28, 2020 20:41
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:hello I am her to take refuge frmo angry gbs, unless you arre drunk and angry. Thats ok welcome. if anyone is drunk and angry lets talk about it. being angery is weak and a waste of a buzz. unless it is for a good reason. then you can be angery. Eldercain posted:literally just looked down at the cold beer in my hand to make sure it was still there im out of beer now. please have one for me. who the heck buys beer in six paxcks. noone ever wants just six beers. end stage capitalisms is hosed. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 29, 2020 |
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Jun 29, 2020 01:08
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Eldercain posted:I like a 6 of nice craft beer with 18 to follow through im broke and that's ok. I used to like expensive beer but everythings different now that the job factorys closed down. give me a suit case of coors. I don't give a gently caress. I just want to drink alcohol while driving my go cart (legqally on my own property) gently caress the police
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Jun 29, 2020 01:20
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im going to get a keg of bud light and drink one hundred beers who cares
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Jun 29, 2020 02:12
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Zippy the Bummer posted:get a torpedo keg they are chesper I will look into this. can i buckle it up in the passanger seat? and can I get a hundred beers out of it. currently smoking shake with some American spirit tobacco. excellent to rouse up that dump if you're bucket shy. living in the woods owns
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Jun 29, 2020 02:42
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Jun 29, 2020 20:23
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ritchie Hawtin hell yeah I will smoke weed to it. what else u got jared wilson  \https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW23NoPJzwg flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jun 29, 2020 |
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Jun 29, 2020 20:39
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Blow posted:Possibly a drunk & stoned post. hail yeah woah nice. never tried it. I'm getting a keg of something no matter what tomorrow. if I was president no one would ever run out of beer ever again
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Jun 30, 2020 02:12
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ok I'm going to call my brewery. how do you even order a keg of beer. anyone in the franklinton Louisiana area want to come drink some beer?
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Jun 30, 2020 17:28
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I couldn't f8nd keg so I got a hundred cans instead.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:29
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Jun 30, 2020 20:29
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Eldercain posted:build a big beer pyramid this is my best idea so far. I came up with it. it's a tie with a really big wizard stick because I never had cool friends to play wizard sti ks with even though one time I saw someone projectile vomit 80z of malts liquor after dominating an Edward fourty hands competition
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Jun 30, 2020 20:40
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mobile suit goatse posted:being addicted to beer and drugs is cool flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Jul 1, 2020 09:06
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ok so usually I drink my poo poo beer first to summit pleasure mountain then once I'm up on top I can just drink my delicious craft beer and I'm hosed up and it taste better. anyway I drank 8 beers yesterday in an hour and a half and had the best nap of life. anyone smoking or drinking it cant just be me
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Jul 1, 2020 23:23
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i only clean my viral loaded beers with Irish Spring soaps because i like my drinks to smell like fuckable grandpas
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Jul 1, 2020 23:54
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Eldercain posted:what's an unfuckable grandpa Haha nice one eldercain, I will drink a bud light very quickly in honor of your joke
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Jul 2, 2020 00:24
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i found a moth in my beard if you show me yours (moth) I will show you mine (also amoth)
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Jul 2, 2020 02:36
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Zippy the Bummer posted:sadly i flushed it down the toilet as its wings were badly maimed by my comb (which is how i found it) I will now drink a bud light in as few sips as possble for this poor moth. rest in peace unnamed moth
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Jul 2, 2020 03:04
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zippy the.bum and eldercain you are good people do you want to go to Tampa?
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Jul 2, 2020 03:06
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I'm gonna smoke some weed, and if you want to too who the heck am I to stop you. hell have a beer too who am I to impose my will upon others. I'm gonna take some adderall too to just rounds wvwrything out and helps me play my nintendo
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Jul 10, 2020 00:32
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LifeSunDeath posted:oh man, that's a fun time. oh woops I took some kratom too but that was on accident dang my liver aches heh oh no not another wasps nest watch out animal cross!!!!!
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Jul 10, 2020 00:38
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Zippy the Bummer posted:be sure to strap on your roller blades these things dont come off buddy. I never learned how to use straps (public school in the south)
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Jul 10, 2020 00:53
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LifeSunDeath posted:I have never been more sick, even by food poisoning, than I have been on kratom...goddamn that stuff is brutal. everyone says the same thing. the trick with kratom is less is more. its subtle but good. and codeine goon what I tell my friends when they start feeling funny is to sober up and get back to baseline. its easier to tell whats wrong like that. but since you think its covid maybe don't gently caress around with that and get tested if you have had contact with someone you suspect was infected. good luck to you
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Jul 10, 2020 02:04
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I have already been hospitalized for covid, the codeine was part of my treatment. Really starting to get concerned because the last time I had it was before 11am today and it's now after 8pm and I still feel weird and disconnected. I have had a lot of it the last few days so idk I cant speak too much on painkillers but I'm pretty sure that's a side effect of them. also recovering from covid, gently caress man, I wish you a speedy recovery.
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Jul 10, 2020 02:25
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im really high now, thanks drdabber
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Jul 11, 2020 10:16
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to be stoned all day, is the only way to live, I will never dream again
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i need to make a new madpp haha oh no its the spelling b watch out everyone
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