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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Megillah Gorilla posted:

15 second mark - if you're going to stop on the highway during a loving tornado while cars are still driving past, get all the way off the highway you selfish loving idiots.

They used to teach to get off the highway and jump in a drainage ditch and cover your head and in theory the tornado will go over u.... I still say overpass is your best bet

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Saw this thread appropriate sign in Warsaw.



"Don't touch! Electric device!"

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Me after I've had my coffee.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

KoRMaK posted:

something is wierd about this but all i can say for certain is that its a workplace for someone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuVGKqqe1bs&t=249s

drat, SFFD got served

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

240, 241, 14Kv, whatever it takes.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

drat, SFFD got served

lol at the big brain sedan at the end driving over the fire hose twice

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Preoptopus posted:

They used to teach to get off the highway and jump in a drainage ditch and cover your head and in theory the tornado will go over u.... I still say overpass is your best bet

That was always an urban legend. Overpasses are actually more dangerous because when you're not in a building or car you are at severe risk of being killed by debris.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

truck driver in the flipped semi injured his knee but is otherwise okay according to the comments section

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



They should just raise the tornadoes

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Aww it wants its stick back :3:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Uthor posted:

Saw this thread appropriate sign in Warsaw.



"Don't touch! Electric device!"

Visceral warning signs are both extremely safe and extremely metal, they're the best :black101:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Unperson_47 posted:

They should just raise the tornadoes

I bet Trump wants to drop a nuke in the tornado

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


If you are about to be caught by a tornado hold up your hand towards your son and shake your head, indicating you don't want him to save you because the world is not ready to know about his abilities.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Nearly seven years ago, a century-old wooden yacht was purchased for $1. Last week she made it back into the water. I found the Tally Ho videos because of this thread and this milestone deserved to be shared, whether to catch people up from years ago or dive into the project all night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Rgj_Khflk

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden


here's a better one and it's the whole sticker

Maybe it's nostalgia but this has always been my favorite safety image lol

They were posted on all the transformers in my granddad's old neighborhood

holtemon fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Apr 28, 2024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



holtemon posted:



here's a better one and it's the whole sticker

Maybe it's nostalgia but this has always been my favorite safety image lol

They were posted on all the transformers in my granddad's old neighborhood

The primordial electric type Pokémon

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:





:lol:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Speaking of electricity I imagine this simulates sort of failure in safety procedures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cQzcXQtgfY&t=128s

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/HotI5Gu.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ultimate iteration is gonna be Un Chien Andalou

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Apr 28, 2024

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/RhVyJUw.mp4

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


Hell yeah I love the electric box gremlin

Beef
Jul 26, 2004

I remember that being on the news. It turns out that is OSHA(-equivalent) approved. There are procedures for it and everything.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Not a single "hell yeah" or "yee haw." :(

Granite Octopus
Jun 24, 2008

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Nearly seven years ago, a century-old wooden yacht was purchased for $1. Last week she made it back into the water. I found the Tally Ho videos because of this thread and this milestone deserved to be shared, whether to catch people up from years ago or dive into the project all night.

I first saw it in this thread too! thanks op. there have been many minor osha-worthy moments but it's been great to follow along.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh we found the reason!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PWs1J0L.mp4

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Hell yea... ahh that's too bad

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

holtemon posted:



here's a better one and it's the whole sticker

Maybe it's nostalgia but this has always been my favorite safety image lol

They were posted on all the transformers in my granddad's old neighborhood

Mister Ouch :allears: we had him as a gangtag for a while

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



ilmucche posted:

An all timer

I used to work in a lab with a guy named Timo, and we once watched this clip and then had a good laugh about it. Except in the team was also a guy who was like the physical manifestation of "Reddit rear end in a top hat". He kept trying to do really bad PUA poo poo to the women in our group, he was constantly mansplaining poo poo to everyone (this was a university research lab, so everyone there had at least a MSc in the field and most people were doctors, which wasn't stopping his dumb "bachelor's degree equivalent from a technical school" rear end one bit), and he also had no personality or sense of humour, and had completely replaced both of those with godawful meme poo poo. Like a less successful Elon Musk.

Anyway, after that one time when we watched that clip, he would keep pulling out that "straight into the rear end of Timo" line literally every loving hour, if not more often. He kept doing it for weeks after everyone else had stopped even smiling at his poo poo.

E:

he also once managed to nuke our entire multi-year research database AND the backups with some insanely bad SQL queries he decided to run, and if I hadn't made it my responsibility to also take redundant secondary (and tertiary) backups of our backups, we would've lost our entire research project because our redditor "database expert" turned out to be more musk than previously thought possible.

How, you ask? First he managed to nuke our entire database by writing zeroes in every column of every row,, and then, in trying to make up for his gently caress-up, of course without telling anyone about what he'd done or what he was doing, got the "copy everything from the backup to the main DB" query backwards.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Apr 28, 2024

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

super crash

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

John Wick of Dogs posted:

If you are about to be caught by a tornado hold up your hand towards your son and shake your head, indicating you don't want him to save you because the world is not ready to know about his abilities.

i do not consent to joinder with the tornado, please pass this fee schedule to it for review.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

How, you ask? First he managed to nuke our entire database by writing zeroes in every column of every row,, and then, in trying to make up for his gently caress-up, of course without telling anyone about what he'd done or what he was doing, got the "copy everything from the backup to the main DB" query backwards.

Lmao.

And here I am getting someone else to read over my query and explain to me what it does before running stuff in prod…

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Antigravitas posted:

And here I am getting someone else to read over my query and explain to me what it does before running stuff in prod…

Get a load of this coward who doesn't do all his dev directly against the prod db. How else are you going to get valid test data, genius?!

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Scratch Monkey posted:

Get a load of this coward who doesn't do all his dev directly against the prod db. How else are you going to get valid test data, genius?!

:hmmyes:

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

Cross thread posting from pyf danger chemicals: setting plutonium on fire intentionally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssH9o32CZtg

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Scratch Monkey posted:

Get a load of this coward who doesn't do all his dev directly against the prod db. How else are you going to get valid test data, genius?!

I don't "screw up", I simply keep creating opportunities to continuously validate the implementation of our disaster recovery plan.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I don't "screw up", things just mysteriously develop issues sometimes and I am miraculously already there to heroically fix them in record time. Everyone knows me as the problem fixer guy.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010


I saw this video elsewhere and there was huge debate on whether this is bad practice. Some people were concerned that the dry loose earth would mix with the concrete, making it weak. Others said if the ground is compact enough, you can pour directly onto it without forming. I’m not a concrete guy so just said “hell yeah”.

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


"if it ain't right, haul it at night"

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