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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Moo the cow posted:

Why the gently caress are mesh masks a thing?



She really is the Grim Reaper Of Pop.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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There's a dildo joke here somewhere.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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"Let me just get my phone out while I'm driving and film this idiot doing something stupid."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

effika posted:

Invasive spine-breaking surgery

So this might be safer

Or having to wear a Milwaukee Brace for 23 hours a day for months at a time. Which, I have been reliably informed by someone who wore one as a teenager, is really not much fun at all.

Stoatbringer fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Oct 24, 2020

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Rad-daddio posted:

Also, why does the guy filling the donuts have a popped collar? Does he need to seduce the donuts before he fills them? I mean, they're not sorority girls.

mods pls change my name to The Donut Seducer

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

Adam has also said before that he didn't want it to become a James Randi style show where mystics and weirdos would go on and get OWNED BY SCIENCE and become embarrassed/confrontational. That's why they never tested dowsing, despite many people asking them to. Pyramid power is down that same line.

no but my uncle bob did dowsing on his farm so i know it totally works and furthermore

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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New superhero pushing broken lorries.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I remember an accident in the UK, years ago. A JCB was being transported on the back of a lorry, and they somehow hadn't secured it properly. As it rounded a corner the shovel swung out and went through a car coming in the opposite direction.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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"Pounded in the cockpit by..."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/B85F6F6.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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The car group I'm in on facebook is mostly people asking for advice or showing photos of their freshly-polished paintwork, but there are regularly idiots who posts photos of their dashboard saying things like "Wow, just hit 50,000 miles!" or "Anyone know what this warning light means?" while the speedo clearly shows they're travelling at 75mph.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I'd imagine anyone who'd seen the Beirut explosion would be thinking "Yeah, maybe that's just the first, small blast. I'll just turn around now. Quickly."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Does it say what scent the candles are?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Chorizo!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/oiVTc2y.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/tJi3y31.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PktHVpn.mp4

Wait you're saying you can cut off the ring??

I had to cut my wife's wedding ring off a few years ago. She bashed her finger somehow and it started swelling, and as her ring was quite tight her finger started going purple. I didn't have one of those neat tools so had to (carefully) use snips, and broke one set before I got it off. Luckily it's not a very thick gold band or it might have been a disaster. Got it repaired afterwards, good as new.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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CommieGIR posted:

The bigger concern is that Uranium metal is actually pyrophoric (uranium metal reacts with the air and can produce hydrogen which can then produce uranium hydride if trapped and burst into flame).

Sounds like it would be fine in space then. Further proof that it's from a UFO!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I'm sure I've got a tritium keyring somewhere. Probably stuck in a drawer somewhere but I remember having it for years and years and it still glowed (not brightly, but enough to find in the dark).

e: Yeah, like these. Which still seem to be perfectly legal in the UK.
https://edcgear.co.uk/collections/tritium-glow-fobs

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Never press the "Up And Out" button.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Just chuck a few cans of expanding filler foam down there, sorted.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Nenonen posted:

No I'm sure the 57-storey building that was erected in 19 days is primo quality top to bottom

Aren't these also supposed to be some weird some of tax dodge or other scam, like the govt pays companies to build them even if nobody will ever live in them and then later also pays for them to be demolished? So the quality doesn't actually matter.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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gbut posted:

I don’t see a single drat triangle in that structure.

Squares have more sides, therefore they are better!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/Afzzb4C_lq.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Gomez Chamberlain posted:

If your buttplug is loud it might not be a buttplug.

Could be a harmonica-buttplug?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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*ding* Level up! Weapon unlocked: ANAL RAILGUN. Equip now?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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When a truckload of oxygen bottles are exploding, should you:
A) Run the gently caress away
B) Ignore it and go about your business
C) Stand around and watch as the explosions get bigger and closer
D) Get as close as you can an film it for Instagram likes

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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jetz0r posted:

technically, that's an anal coil gun, since it was accelerated with a magnet pulling on it. instead of two electrified rails

So what would it take to create an actual anal railgun, for proper comparison?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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An intestinal ballistic missile.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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GotLag posted:

Is that being quenched in water? What's the source of the flames? How do they keep coming up after it's submerged?

It's SO hot it sets the water on fire.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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So if I'm getting low on fuel I can just piss in the tank to get a few more miles until I can fill up?

Ha, suck on that, Tesla drivers!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Nfcknblvbl posted:

These are way cheaper than that propane method.



Real men use FIRE! My pool heater has a V8 engine! :clint:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Great now everyone there will die from Pizza Lung.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Nice that the report also includes PHP errors, very reassuring.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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That must be one of the most expensive photos ever taken.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Railing Kill posted:

Don't forget the tree in Australia that will make you feel like you're on fire if you so much as touch it, and that feeling will reoccur for months or years afterward. I think it may also be lethal, but that may be a mercy in some circumstances.

How is anyone alive in Australia?

Touching the Gympie-Gympie for science!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BoVME0xrQY

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