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So while looking for something new to make fun of Boris for, I accidentally stumbled on a Spectator article comparing notable Tories to figures from classical Greece and Rome. You see, Boris is like Pericles because he likes younger women and the sound of his own voice, and the article continues in just as deeply considered a fashion. Steerpike posted:If Boris is Pericles, does that make Rees-Mogg Cato the Younger? Now, while this may seem pretty shallow, it's still better-researched than Boris Johnson's historical allusions. And who could deny that Tony Blair's devolution measures were like the division of the Roman Empire into two halves? In fact I would argue that the upcoming referendum on Scottish independence will be the beginning of our Crisis of the Third Century, with Corbyn of Gallia and Sturgeon of Palmyra striking at the embattled center, led by the noble Emperor Boris. No wait! His actual name is Alexander! This is perfect! No, not Severus, the famous, successful one! The golden haired sun-god seemed unbeatable, conquering all before him. He had many exotic, buxom babes (buxotic? I think that was his horse's name?) from his distant conquests, but the whingeing of his remoaner soldiers led him to stay his blade and return to the center of his vast new empire. And Bozzaxander wept, for there were no more birds to conquer with his virile masculinity oozing from every orifice at an alarming rate, careful now, you might slip on the ooze. Hephaestion? Who's that? Oh my goodness no! Bozzaxander is no bum boy! Jo Swinson paints herself blue and leads punitive raids against the squirrels of Caledonia. She quickly disappears from the historical record. Braggart fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:33 |
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Will you spoon me Bozza?
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 01:14 |
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baka kaba posted:That's a hell of an act. What do you call it? Top Brexit
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 09:31 |
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forkboy84 posted:Oh god, The Spectator is awful. Tory MPs as Harry Potter characters would be as useful. I've always thought Michael Gove is our universe's Professor Quirrel. (WHO SAID SQUIRREL? ) And to answer the headline question, no, Jacob Rees-Mogg just wishes he was Cato the Younger*. He's actually Crassus: an extremely wealthy amoral oval office whose defining features are arrogance and incompetence in all fields apart from leveraging his wealth. He made a play for power and overestimated himself dramatically, and was taken down by barbs from people he has no respect for: https://twitter.com/BathLabourParty/status/1200446500913872901 There you go, Spectator twat. Isn't that a better argument than "Sajid Javid used to work in banking ergo money ergo Crassus"? I can't believe you get paid for this. I'd drop the mic but it's the 1st century BC and they haven't been invented yet. Veni vidi vici, bitchi. * This is literally true, I bet.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 11:04 |
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HJB posted:I'm going to see if I can do some sort of 12 days of Christmas thing in the run-up to the Election. Here's Day 1 at least: On the 25th day of December the Tories cut the benefits of a mother of a child with down's syndrome by 25%. Starts at 3:30. https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1199749767464701954 Writes itself, doesn't it?
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 12:55 |
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CGI Stardust posted:please ask Bom Tower what a Marxist society is. is it a book club? maybe a social organisation? As I said at the time, calling Corbyn a dangerous hero only makes him sexier
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 13:13 |
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And the words of the prophets are written on his office walls https://twitter.com/alexhuds/status/1200051311816953857
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 13:37 |
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Poison Jam posted:Should’ve slammed the door in his loving face Look I know you want to be written into that Spectator article as Cato the Censor but you're gonna need to give us more than that Edit: This does not mean stop doing it! I am indulging in a humour Braggart fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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Lady Demelza posted:I used to buy cheap leggings and t-shirts from Primark and wear them along with fingerless gloves under my indoor clothes. Being colder inside than out is miserable. Poundland sells rolls of bubblewrap that you can put over windows but will obviously still let light in. You will have to keep an eye on condensation and mould. Handwarmers are brilliant, the Hot Hands ones are pretty cheap and make a good alternative to hot water bottles as they don't go cold overnight. Shame they're single-use only. Yeah, leggings under trousers. Try to alternate the layers at your waist so that less air escapes. A hoodie can help, as well as a scarf because you lose a lot of heat from your neck and head. Trousers can be tucked into socks. Fingerless gloves are a good idea because hands are vulnerable. Make sure you keep them warm enough. I tuck them under my blanket if they need a boost. Under my bum sometimes because the pressure of my weight helps speed heat transfer. It infuriates me that this advice is necessary, but this is the benefit of my experience. Tories denuda est
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 14:09 |
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Oh dear me posted:Fingerless gloves are a godsend which I wear round the clock for most of the year, but they are not by any means all equal. The kind that are genuinely fingerless are crap, the good ones have short fingers. And Thinsulate lined mitts are much warmer than ordinary woollen mitts, which makes knitting your own a terrible waste of time unfortunately. Listen to this person, because I do not myself wear gloves because I hate the texture between my fingers! (Autism ) They just sound like a really good idea for having warmer hands
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 14:23 |
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happyhippy posted:My mother and brother swear that thermal leggings are loving amazing. Base layers are awesome though not the cheapest. They can often be found deeply discounted in outdoor clothing/hiking stores though. I wear merino wool base layers because they're light and warm and don't smell bad anything like as quickly as other materials. Merino wool is a relatively pricey fabric though. But on the other hand, I also wear stuff I've picked up in LIDL and that's good too in different ways Braggart fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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OwlFancier posted:It's winter that makes me glad of my natural fur carpet. I once shaved my beard back for christmas, never again. Ah, that explains it. Thanks Santa
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 14:40 |
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Tigey posted:Curse you plebs taking a small harmless incident involving a politician and inflating it out of all proportion, constantly circulating it again and again and again, til it becomes a story and leads to the person being discredited or smeared. Poor Jo was tricked into directly addressing the meme on national media The squirrel army has a psychological warfare department and an excellent grasp of PR. Everyone thinks we're cute, Jo. How are you gonna beat that? Edit: Squirrels gonna deep six ya
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 15:29 |
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RE: keeping warm chat, don't feel ashamed if you're feeling sluggish and incapable! Being cold has that effect. My brain definitely doesn't work as well when I'm not warm enough, my motivation disappears, and I become clumsy. This is not your fault! It's on the fuckers squeezing you for every penny so you have no choice but to be cold Let Jeremy's eye lasers warm your heart.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 16:01 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:Why is it that every time some rightwinger tries to tell a horror story they end up describing something that would own hard instead? Because good things are bad to right wingers. Equality being the main issue they're concerned with.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 16:15 |
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Shogi posted:Don't mean to noobsplain to you fellas, No need to worry about that. Advice from actual hands-on experience is always valuable, and the UKMT is a resource for everyone except Pissflaps
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 16:47 |
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Stair lifts are such a waste of money. Can't we just have jobseekers operating a winch-and-pulley system to move the infirm around? We can make this change under the Henry VIII powers! Edit: We can call the scroungers 'dumb waiters'! Guffaw guffaw honk! Braggart fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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Beefeater1980 posted:And I thought: that’s it, that’s the answer to the question that always bugged me about how socialism could work: who does the poo poo jobs, in a world where our society relies on poo poo jobs being done reliably? We all just reflexively chip in and do them when it’s needed so that nobody has to do them to an intolerable amount, and we take pleasure in living in a nice environment, that exists because maintenance is something everyone just agrees needs to be done, and reflexively does whenever they think can help whenever they see the opportunity. Because if even 1-2% of people bother to do that part time, nobody ever has to do it full time. I haven't specifically done that, but my philosophy in life is that if something needs doing and it's not particularly difficult for me to do for the benefit of others, I try to do it. It can be small things like moving a discarded empty shopping basket to where it's supposed to be even though I didn't put it there, picking up a sign that's been blown over and is in people's way etc. It can be helping someone who is lost. If it's easier for me than for someone else, I try to do it. In the case of something blocking a pavement and everyone stepping over it, how can I leave it there knowing that it'll stay there until a disabled person can't get past it, for example? Conversely, I try not to feel guilty when something is actually beyond me, or ashamed of benefiting from someone's help. I think cleaning up poo poo in a claustrophobic, stressful environment like that would be beyond me, so I would have been grateful to you for mucking in And you make a good point. If we can generally try not to be selfish cunts, then we can make a better society work. Only selfish cunts use others' selfishness to excuse their own
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OwlFancier posted:Pre-empted you smartarse. A smart arse doesn't poo poo where it eats, it shits where someone else has to clean
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 17:47 |
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They just can't squash this squirrel story
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 17:52 |
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Question for anyone with the expertise to answer: Could a Labour government simply immediately repeal the Health and Social Care Act 2012? Would doing so improve the situation somewhat by itself? I'm thinking along these lines because it seems like it would be much faster than introducing new legislation and we need changes ASAP. Obviously there would be more to do, but could this be an act of triage?
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namesake posted:No it can't just be repealed because it was legislating the structure of the NHS, it can only be replaced by something (and repealing it in such a way that forces it to revert to the previous structure would be messier than just legislating a new form for it, as well as missing a real opportunity to properly update the NHS structures). Thank you. In light of your answer, I expect Labour already have Big Plans ready to go ASAP
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Trickjaw posted:It's a bit murky under the ftpa parliament cannot be bound by previous parliaments, but I doubt Labour can unilaterally do it. It would also certainly need the legal beagles to peruse it. I meant to do it by majority vote in the Commons
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Mr Phillby posted:Logged off for a couple of days because I couldn't face a news cycle about a terrorist attack especially when the press is in full corbyn bad mode. I hope it's named Donald.
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Endjinneer posted:You did a nice thing. They sound like dicks that didn't deserve cakes. Exactly what I think
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ronya posted:whilst the thought was nice, don't hand deliver food, nobody knows where it's been or for how long unless it's hot food, and even then it's a stretch That's a fair point. mediadave, you did a nice thing and even if there's reason for them not to accept it they handled it badly. Your intentions were good and that's the truly important thing Edit: Oh, sealed and store bought? Then they really handled it badly. You've done nothing wrong.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 19:20 |
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Paperhouse posted:Who coaches MPs to be like this? Or do 95% of them just naturally become insanely evasive every time a question is asked You have to carefully consider your every answer before you make it, lest you upset somebody. And given that you are speaking to the public at large, you will upset somebody. Take this attitude too far, and it can be paralysing, as the video shows. Just speaking your mind according to your principles can be a lot less taxing in terms of emotional labour. But if your instinct is to triangulate at all times, you need to know what the most popular answer is going to be before you can say it
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 19:58 |
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What the gently caress happened while I was sleeping?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 07:01 |
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Awesome!
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 07:20 |
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Wait, Bozza foreshadowed this!
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 07:38 |
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My cheeks say the queen is dead too
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Azza Bamboo posted:The take I've seen is that he'll cause more strikes everywhere by relaxing the rules on when you can strike and giving the green light for every "Snowflake" who can't hack "honest hard work" to take the day off striking. Ah yes, because striking sure is a paid holiday and not a day you spend doing stuff you'd rather not have to do
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Barry Foster posted:The Queen isn't dead you dunguses That's because they're still feasting on her corpse. They'll be coming for the rest of us soon enough.
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Angepain posted:I can't wait for the channel dash in full number 1s at 0800. I assume this is when the army all line up at Dover and piss into the sea in unison to stick it to the French The Channel Slash.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 09:02 |
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Shitposting is treason. We're all hosed
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 09:16 |
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Trump weighs in: Stupid queen, that's what she gets for taking too much exercise
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 09:23 |
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https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1201084477730119680 Jess Phillips... good?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 09:31 |
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Guavanaut posted:Jess Phillips good on some issues. Especially women's issues. As long as those women aren't sex workers. I meant that she's making a good argument against privatisation and worship of the profit motive. I didn't expect that.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 09:43 |
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Guavanaut posted:Whenever I think of good things that have come from the unchecked free market I think of the funerary industry We need innovators to disrupt the market with professional mourner services! More pomp! More bloat! Show you really cared with our experienced banshee wailers!
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Everyone posted:Commercialisation of death and exploitation of the families I knew I could count on you lot
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