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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Piss tape is real

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm already out in the yard ready to smoke an icbm with my 12 gauge like a clay pigeon

I've attached some sparklers to my kid's plastic drone to act as a flare for the other missiles and get them to fly into the pond, rendering them useless!

Piss tape is real, they can't stop us now

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

When do the tungsten rods start raining down from our satellites

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

a helpful bear posted:

god bless
q bless
wwg1wga

Ew, no

My allegiance lies with stag beer and flannel

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Swear to god if alien ships ever floated over my skies I'd shoot at them before any other response. Even if I was 4 days late and we ready made peace id just see the ships and grab my shottie

Gotta protect the cows and Bigfoot

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

deathbysnusnu posted:

40 years from now when Elon Musk delivers one out of 500 promised functional systems that are 4 trillion dollars over budget.

By then they're won't be any safe orbital space thanks to musk constellation satellites that block out the sun and sell us the energy

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Lol, gently caress those were cool

Noted, though, I'm going through my parent's garage to find some

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

So, are we getting that "most dangerous people" deck of cards again? Because I want them as magic cards this time so we can play a game other than basic war

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

byob historian posted:

i tap my 4 plains of megiddo to cast wrath of trump

I use my instant spell "Twitter backlash" to placate all succdems

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Can't wait to win this one so my hit book "trump hog hundredaire" sells bigly

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Praise orb

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Infrastructure week, finally!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I need to reclass into something more resistant to fire/ash damage. What are y'all rolling this season?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Piss be upon us

The tape already is

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Gonna play more pokemon to get ready for this war

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Raccooon posted:

Glad to see my birthday may be the day WWIII started.

Happy scorched-earth day!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

byob historian posted:

pokémon go to the front



eonwe posted:

pokemon go to war



smarxist posted:

Pokémon go to the meat grinder

Pokemon go secure capital

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

So Iran
Iran so far away
Iran all night and day

Lol

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


:captainpop:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

smarxist posted:

pee. buh?

Piss be upon him

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Chinatown posted:

misogyny? lmao.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Honestly, that tuymnp waited until today of this year to fi this shows great restraint and presidentialismness. Furthermore

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Chinatown posted:

your grasp of the english language is poor, much like melania's

I'm canceling your gaslight amiibo sjw misogyny

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

MELANIA IS A SAINT AND IS DEFINITELY SOMEONE TO EMULATE

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

pillsburysoldier posted:

Seriously though, sex workers are good things that have been maltreated for a long time and shouldn't be compared to Melania

Agreed

Melania is user shite

The fact that this poo poo country doesn't allow sex work is loving stupid when we preach freedom.

H*ck

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Tiler Kiwi posted:

if america actually lost a ground war we'd loving start nuking people because whoops whoops cant look like pussies on the world stage or all the loving third world countries wont RESPECT US

We're the penultimate 2nd world country, what do you expect

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Flavius Aetass posted:

way to miss the point

Lol

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Tiler Kiwi posted:

we preach freedom but freedom in america is an alternative way to spell "violent hierarchical capitalism"

THE SPIRIT OF CAPITALISM, BAPTISM BY MONEY

poo poo sucks

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

If I shoot the transformer on my block first, the Iranians can't. That's how you prep for war!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Can't wait for maralago to get drone striked lol

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Samurai Sanders posted:

I thought aircraft carriers were protected by like 100 billion other ships of every kind?

Well, considering glaciers are breaking off we'll just end up with titanic 2: united boogaloo

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Bulgakov posted:

uh oh the forums are breaking again

Don't worry, radium will be replaced by radiation soon

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I know we just killed some people, but what are the Kardashians up to now?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Good deals at Walmart this week

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

January is truck month

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Mattress sale!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

This valentines day, give her what she really wants

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Nonsense posted:

like I-RACK

I want a hilux, for real

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

New Mt dew comes out tomorrow, celebrate by collecting caps and entering your code to win!

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Online poll to name a building

Top entries are, as usual, Hitler did nothing wrong and building mcbuildingface

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