Poniard posted:

benghazi still here right

Poniard posted:

what happens when anti-benghazi and benghazi and bengahzi are all in superposition

Yinlock posted:

being deleted because youtube nazis tricked a completely loving plastered man into it is probably the most c-spam way to go

Flavius Aetass posted:

is ratm praxis or counter-revolutionary by taking the turntablist's job and giving weird sound duties to the guitarist

SorePotato posted:

The Taliban discord is popping off right now

Denizen_Cons posted:

Dang. I was a fan of Asimov too.

Also: where have all the good posters gone?

punished milkman posted:

discord is the kindle to the forums paperback. it's just not the same as opening up an ol' dusty thread and smelling that nostalgic shitpost stink

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1212792965577527296?s=20

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/WGAL/status/1212820605826781184?s=19

Intel&Sebastian posted:

There is absolutely nothing that white people on public transit love more than standing and looking around judging anyone who is not standing, even when there are open seats.

Gripweed posted:

Just the elderly or infirm? You seriously don't give up your seat to mothers with babies?

Kinda hosed up but I guess that's how you live your life

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I mean if "take" means something you see every day then yeah


idk maybe it's a Seattle thing, we have some very bad white people

Uncle Wemus posted:

It's weird watching kiwifarms and 4chan string lowtax along like they did with Chris-chan.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Will it make things better if I clarify that it's old white people who clearly don't use transit everyday?

i.e. Bloomberg

mad.radhu posted:

What's up with people still using facebook in the current year

TMMadman posted:

Why do people find feet inherently disgusting? How is the foot any different than the hands in terms of germs or being dirty? Hands touch all sorts of disgusting poo poo all the loving time. Most of the time a foot is encased inside a sock and shoe and I feel like the only real reason why they smell is because they aren't properly ventilated.

Al! posted:

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1212858537010962432

we gonna keep false flagging this until iran finally agrees to have a war with us, like a particularly lovely dude angling for a date with someone who's not interested

The Human Crouton posted:

I remember when people thought going into Afghanistan was the end of the world. Graveyard of empires and all that.

ZeusCannon posted:

This is how the world ends not with a whisper but with a lmao

quote:

A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.

Squizzle posted:

wow theres a registration process??

Al! posted:

Thoguh posted:

I know this has been posted but just lol at Twitter being used to make proclamations to congress and also lol because Pelosi is just gonna just let him do that.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1213919480574812160?s=19

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1213962159958441989

ArmZ posted:

i thought that went bankrupt. or was that another evangelical boondoggle amusement park?

Samurai Sanders posted:

Is it for real that Iranian leaders have been saying things like "we have no beef with Americans, just Trump"?

I can't remember other situations where rival countries have talked that way about the US publicly.

Bearjew posted:

i'm sure i missed this earlier but

bernie

https://twitter.com/CBSNewsPoll/status/1213851489027932160?s=20

Squizzle posted:

svejk is a good poster

why would you not celebrate their nondeparture

free hubcaps posted:

also a reminder that slayer released God Hates Us All on Sept.11, 2001, in one of the funniest coincidences of all time

tenderjerk posted:

I dont "get" getfiscal but plainly know hes doing a bit, because I'm a moron but not a complete moron

Like have are you as terminally online as this dude and not get it

euphronius posted:

lamo

https://twitter.com/ntarnopolsky/status/1214249290303987713?s=21

lol

tacodaemon posted:

Okay, let me handle this here, since you've decided to drag this out into the open and act like you have no loving idea what's going on.

No, dude, it's not a simple misunderstanding over some innocent statement. You troll. You say things that are specifically designed to piss people off, and then you sit back and act like you just had NO IDEA that people were going to take things the wrong way! No, they're not taking things the wrong way; they're taking things the way you intended. You know precisely what you're doing. You've been warned. You've been warned by at least two mods, and to both of them you have admitted "yeah, I know I troll GBS, I just can't seem to help myself." They have told you to stop. I have told you to stop. You don't stop.

You're a good poster in D&D, but when you hit GBS you become getfiscal, cocksucking rear end in a top hat poster extraordinaire. You have freely admitted this. LET ME REPEAT MYSELF SO THAT IT IS CLEAR TO YOU, SINCE YOU TEND TO PRETEND THAT I AM NOT SAYING THINGS WHEN I AM SAYING THEM - YOU HAVE FREELY ADMITTED TO MODS THAT YOU ARE FULLY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU TROLL GBS ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU POST IN IT. Do you get that? Do you get that I know what you are doing? I know. We ALL know. Drop the loving innocent act; it's over. Every single person on the mod/admin team knows what you're doing. Half the loving posters in GBS know, too.

But you continue doing it, despite the warnings, despite the probations, despite the bans. Despite the mods you've talked to SPECIFICALLY TELLING YOU TO CUT IT OUT. Why do you keep doing it? I don't know. Guess what? I don't care! Also, I don't care how unfair you think I'm being for punishing you when you break the rules. I don't know what made you think that you were above the rules just because you can make a good argument in D&D by stringing words together to form pretty, pretty sentences, but hey, you're not above the goddamned rules. I thought we'd made this clear by slapping you with roughly seven thousand probations and half as many bans, but I guess the message never penetrated your thick, self-important, egotistical skull.

Here's what it boils down to, since I've probably lost you by now or, gently caress, you're probably halfway through writing me a goddamned essay on how I'm wrong and how unfair I am and how misunderstood you are - you are an rear end in a top hat in GBS, we all know it, and the next time you're an rear end in a top hat in GBS, you're getting banned. On this account, under getfiscal, under any account you create. If I see it, I'm banning you. I don't care if you're just mildly being a dick, I am banning you for it. I don't care what you want, or what you think is fair. Your account is now my plaything, any account you create is my toy, and I'll do whatever I feel like doing with it. Eventually you'll either get the message and stick to D&D where they actually like you and you're actually not a shithead, or you'll go the gently caress away and make everyone on the forums very, very happy. Either way, whatever. I don't care, as long as you stop posting your bullshit in GBS.

Go away, getfiscal. Oh, go the gently caress away.

And if you write me ANYTHING regarding this post, if you even reply to it or mention it anywhere else on the forums ever for the rest of your miserable posting career, or if GOD HELP YOU you send me a private message over it, I am going to permaban you and then skullfuck you until you're unconscious and insane.

GET THE gently caress OUT OF GBS BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YOUR BELOVED D&D, ASSFUCK.

Sir Tonk posted:

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Benjamins. it is not, under any circumstances, "all about them"

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Sometimes I think 2DCATS post should be in spoilers

ikanreed posted:

Buddy they don't even let the ants fight each other.

He loves his dumbass hobby like they're actually real animals