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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Was expecting this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Godholio posted:

I assume so too. I'm just surprised (yeah yeah, I know) we were willing to target a loving general belong to a country we're not at war with, in a country he was welcomed into which is already pissed at us. And then confirm it up and down the street at the top of our lungs.

There is very little Iran can do against the continental US, and trumps voting base doesn't care if the middle east devolves into Boogaloo 3: FYAD. In fact I assume most of them if anything are more likely to support trump for being big and strong and showing that little "Iran" who is boss. I can easily imagine the white house picturing a "War" where they just continually throw ordanance into the country, slowly, for months without ever sending in any 'are troops to die

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Suicide Watch posted:

Trump literally is provoking a war to get re-elected 🤮
Bernie would have won and we’d have peace there
I guess the economy will finally start to take a hit?

A Hit? The military industrial complex has bombs to sell! The economy will soar.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Should we worry about Christianity's long bloody history of being fascist until its more modern era?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Casimir Radon posted:

I'm going to stick with "Who's going to pay for it?" When dealing with military types, and probably some really mean poo poo about them being chicken hawks for everyone else.

"Stopping Terrorists is Priceless"
-Them, Probably

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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BigDave posted:

I don't know what's gonna happen next, but I do know that it's gonna be louder and dumber then we can imagine.

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/822504053057929218?s=20

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Doc Hawkins posted:

we airstriked a facility we were helping to staff?

????

???

Not quite

In short Iraq is a land of contrasts

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Everything was already on fire when they got there they swear

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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I think in some small part SA can take some credit for Chuck, much like Wint. National loving treasure of writing, a modern Van Gogh.

https://twitter.com/Ushimimi/status/1213699645693579264

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Also my Twitter ban appeal hasn't gone through yet so I had to log out in order to view those but it was worth it.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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I'm actually curious in if there is any escalation Iran can do that would not lead to Trump further escalating? Besides the legislature growing a pair and forbidding Trump the use of further military force in the middle east. I think anything Iran does besides posture is only going to result in an ouroboros of stupid death without escalating to nuclear war.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh goodness it's this isn't it.

It's equally as likely that he has a party line to provide false testimony with and since its a republican controlled committee they will gladly let him spew it for hours on live TV without giving the same time to any credible sources.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Oh I'm all for subpoenaing everyone and having them testify under oath.

I also just assume a lot of that will be lies and they'll never be prosecuted for false testimony.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Kesper North posted:

I for one read this thread a lot because you guys are normally a lot more targeted in your news and indeed your analysis than a lot of folks. The signal to noise is a lot lower here, and the focus on geopolitical and national security matters is of both professional and personal interest, and frankly I share the general sense of cynicism: it feels more like merely being more willing to accurately call poo poo poo poo.

Lower signal to noise means more noise, so in a way you're right!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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facialimpediment posted:

There was a major problem in Ukraine, where the good-guy Ukranians kept getting killed by near pinpoint artillery strikes from bad-guy "Ukranians" and Russians. It was more or less proven that the bad guys had the ability to locate the good guys based on their smartphone pings off the network.

Considering American troops in the region are probably not operating on completely friendly cell networks, there's your reason why. poo poo could go down and each smartphone is a locator device.

Oh this story is even better. Some Ukranian officer developed an android app that did a whole bunch of artillery math, which stored the precise coordinates of the firing location. Of course the core app was backdoored by GRU software. So ukranian artillery groups thought they were being counterbatteried when really waiting for them to fire was just to obfuscate the SIGINT on the exact locations of the artillery pieces themselves.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Information security and real cyberwar is a black magic minefield and the only way to win is to not expose yourself to attack vectors. A cellphone in airplane mode might not be a threat on its own but it'll be death by a thousand papercuts if everybody has phones on deployment. Phones are only secure if you go in and rip out the antennas.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Trump has crossed every red line of civic standards 'traditional americans' have held and we've found each one as thin and insubstantial as tissue.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Riot Carol Danvers posted:

This makes literally no sense given his personality

A complete coward who lash's out on instinct until offered any resistance at all?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Hekk posted:

Maybe, just this once, one of his handlers have put him in time out to cool down before making any rash decisions.


LOL, we know it's not really this. Jesus Christ we are all hosed.

Timeout is just a vallium high and fox news

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Clancy Line: GRU performs cyberattack against Boeing equipment belonging to Ukraine over Iran in order to ferment more violence between Iran and the US.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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With a CEP of 100m you can tell these were designed to drop chemical weapons on urban targets.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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TCD posted:

There's just as many on-ramps as off-ramps in this situation.

The middle east is a turbo-roundabout.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Unless they drilled a 6 mile shaft into the ground, no they didn't test a nuke.

North Korea did it like 4 times and they've been missile proliferation tech buddies for a while now.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

North Korea didn't drill 10km down into the earth, they dug into a mountain. And if you're testing nukes with a limited stockpile of fissile material, you're doing it on a smaller scale than making 5.0+ earthquakes 6 miles underground.

Unless North Korea gave them a few

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Also I'm looking forward to next weeks Chuck Tingle novel: "Pounded in the Butt by my Overzealous Iranian QUD Neighbor"

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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The importance of using good statistical and polling methodology to filter out people who would probably know but poke the middle of the screen anyway because they don't actually care.

Also I'm finally out of Twitter Jail for that "No War With Iran" picture now that I guess the anxiety of the middle east no longer counts as violating twitter law.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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My bet is on he wanted to be big strong daddy after seeing fox last night but seeing Fox News this morning makes me think that his minions are telling him that he can’t keep escalating.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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This level of counterintelligence incompetence would make NSA WIZARD blush by proximity.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

What lesson would that be?

If you're an ironic nazi, a sarcastic nazi, or a nazi discord lurker, you're already over the socially unacceptable line of nazi

Acebuckeye13 posted:

e: this is basically the plot of Black KKKlansman, except dumber

Yeah in real life unlike the movies your stupid decisions don't get a pass because of ignorance and good intentions.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Brexit will not disrupt the world wide economy. It will just add more powder to the built up stack of naccent problem

But the Irish boarder will be a direct and immediate problem.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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ganglysumbia posted:

The guy has some close to 2000 episodes, some will be dumb. And to say none are credible or know what they are saying probably says you should be one of his dumb listeners as well.

So who else should be listening to while sitting in traffic?

Bombshell
Arms Control Wonk
99% Invisible

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Proud Christian Mom posted:

I honestly want AOC to become a bulwark of the rejuvenated House socialist caucus and murder her way to Speaker, long may she reign

This is the path to true progress

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

What you can’t do is lead any of those branches at the same time.

Who is going to stop you? The leader of the other branch, also you!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Navy Example. The aide's themselves will all be pretty senior. Lets say you've got an middling Admiral, an O-8. He'll have a commander (O-5) as senior errand boy to go tell other important people messages on the admirals behalf and handle scheduling etc. Each of them will have a senior enlisted, a Master Chief (E-9), as their enforcers. Master Chiefs have authority because they've been in the service for longer than most officers and actually know whats going on. They get positional authority as well because they're part of the Admirals staff.

Then you have the gophers. This will be one or two promising junior officers, Lieutenants (O-3). These tend to be either exceptionally smart guys who still have energy to do their jobs or bootlicking academy grads who are friendly with the right people. They follow along and do miscellaneous work, both for the senior officers and the senior enlisted. Then you get down to the minions. The staff gremlins who do the daily grind, E-5's and E-6s. The only positional authority they get is when they're doing normal job things and people are being uncooperative. Now the implicit positional authority is when you're in their office and trying to get them to do something YOU want them to do for you, and they can mostly just slow roll you if they don't want to do it because whatever it is is ~surely~ less important than the work for the admiral. Also since they're on the admirals staff they will gently caress you over out of spite if you are a dick to them. "Our shipping receipts say you never submitted that critical package due friday, so sad" sort of quiet revenge.

McNally posted:

The kind of authority being thrown around because of who someone works for won't get extended to some junior enlisted dude. If an officer is high ranking enough that people working for him have that kind of clout to throw around, they're usually wearing stars and are telling junior officers to do their bidding.

Well, they're telling senior officers to tell the junior officers to do their bidding, really.

Yeah the junior enlisted in this scenario is a minion, but one of many lesser minions.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Bored As gently caress posted:

What is scp and spopy and all those other words.

There once was a website that had some cool spooky stories written as if they were file entries in a government database. Now it’s famous enough that there are thousands of trash entries and it’s the deviant art of horror fan fiction.

Here for example is a collection of not entirely trash tales written by a good goon writer. http://www.scp-wiki.net/antimemetics-division-hub

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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H. Jon Benjamin is up there with Samuel Jackson on my list of favorite narrators.

Also good content

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Its been erected and appears to have an actual piece of metal in the shape of the flag triangle as a blade. Not a particularly effective guillotine but definitely enough to accidentally chop off someones arm.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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I hope Shaq goes out like he went in Ultimate Showdown so when people do all these called it tweets like they did for Kobe we get to see SAs greatest hits

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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As far as the peace plan goes I was actually expecting it to be to the tune of: “Israel is good to settle everything, gently caress Palestinians” so technically this is a step up?

But holy gently caress even expecting nothing they still make me angry with this.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

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Guys can we not imply hanging people for crimes against humanity? It’s got troubling historic undertones.

Guillotines have the opposite historic precedent!

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