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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mlmp08 posted:

The occasional derail like cops, taxes, or the best type of taco filling.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh joy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Adam H. Johnson is a thin-skinned little doofus who for some reason has a Greenwaldesque tendency to find himself supporting utterly reprehensible characters in the name of "anti-imperialism" so of course he's trying to play down the amount of morons who thought Maureen Dowd was a loving brain genius for her "Donald the Dove" thinkpiece.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jan 3, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

It just occurred to me...

Lord van Goatse, I have failed you. My fight, lackluster as it may have been, was for naught, my liege.

I kneel before you...a broken bannerman.

Do with me as you will.

:negative:

Wait, are you talking to me?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EBB posted:

That's not bloody surprising, man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
January Current Events: We've hosed This Year Up Already

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I had the same thought.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Benagain posted:

You can't declare war on Iran without me! You will regret this!

Oh goodness it's this isn't it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Source4Leko posted:

Has a strategic bombing campaign ever caused a population to capitulate other than kinda Japan 1945?

No.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mr. Lobe posted:

Edit: wrong thread, whoops

Humanity's epitaph, probably.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Three Stooges would make better leaders. Even the ones from the Farrelly Bros. movie.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm sorry you don't understand glorious leader's brilliant plan.

I think it's very clever: he's trying to confuse everyone to death.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Memorandipodes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Memorandonomicon.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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When did WaPo become NYT?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Goddamnit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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https://twitter.com/TLCplMax/status/1214704699443539968

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is it bad that I have more respect for the Iranian leader who came out and said "Look, don't gently caress with American civilians, seriously" than I do :trump:?

I mean, that's not saying much and gently caress him if anybody who's still in gets hurt, but I mean he's...at least somehow reasonable in some minute way?

It's not so much being reasonable as having enough brain cells to know that directly killing American civilians right now would be absolutely a suicidal course of action for Iran.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
This is gonna be a long, sleepless night.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

M_Gargantua posted:

The middle east is a turbo-roundabout.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I haven't been able to get this scene out of my head for the last few years.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh my God, Trump unleashed the HAARP Array.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oops. The Iranians may have done a Vincennes.

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1214759788757864455

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

M_Gargantua posted:

North Korea did it like 4 times and they've been missile proliferation tech buddies for a while now.

USGS says the earthquake is almost certainly natural in origin.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

No Instagram, what this?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Donald Trump is the only man who could be late to his own war.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Thank heavens Hair Furor is such a ratfaced little indecisive coward at heart.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So, uh, did I miss the statement?

Roughly speaking it was "I'm a coward, rump my hump."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

hobbesmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/inqalabiyah/status/1214822662268170240

With tweets like this theres no way Trump doesn't institute a draft for the posting wars.

VFW will have to rebrand as Veterans of Forums Wars.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Funnily enough I actually think that PPJ's explanation makes more sense than him secretly being a Nazi all along.

He's still fundamentally batshit stupid for doing it like that at all.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Acebuckeye13 posted:

That or the Total Perspective Vortex from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

He'd just survive that the same way Zaphod did.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Godholio posted:

hi i heard we were occupied?

Stop knocking on the drat door, I'm trying to draw a dick on the wall.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Waroduce posted:

I wonder what the retention rate is on new accounts active after a year

Define as say like a post a month or something

We need to stop-loss the autobans.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Niners going to the NFCCG :getin:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Victor Vermis posted:

Superbowl is obviously rigged to be GB v. KC for maximum throwback fart-huffing in this, the 100th year of America's only America-only sport.

Niners gonna Disrupt that script. I hope.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

McNally posted:

AOC can't run until 2024 at the earliest

Assuming she'd even want to run in the first place.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Rip and tear until it is socialism.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I've had a vicious sore throat (so bad I had to spend hours waiting at an urgent care clinic on a playoff Sunday) and food poisoning already this year.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 21, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

So who else instantly thought that Hillary not endorsing the Dem candidate might be a plus?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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BigDave posted:

I'm surprised she hasn't endorsed Trump tbh

If Hillary actually endorsed Trump would that cause head explosions among the GOP base?

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