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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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probably don't plot to kill people, but definitely don't post your plots

that's my new year's resolution: no plot-posting

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Thump! posted:

“For gently caress’s sake, don’t post pics of it online!”

put that on our civilization's tombstone

e: "this is not a place of honor, no great posts are stored here"

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jan 1, 2020

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1213143363664437249

"how the gently caress is compulsory service real haha"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Bored As gently caress posted:

We have soldiers stationed at the airport, along side Iraqi army and others.

we airstriked a facility we were helping to staff?

????

???

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Best Friends posted:

That was literally the job of the guy we killed

:dukedog:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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ded posted:

Welcome to my life every time there is a major fire nearby.

edit : drat firefox is giving a warning for iscaliforniaonfire now.

yeah. looks like there's no ashfall? that's something to be thankful for.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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fknlo posted:

Uh, how exactly does that violate Twitter rules?

they do some machine learning thing to recognize images identical to ones that have been mass-reported

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Eulogistics posted:

Ummm, did you forget why Zaphod Beeblebrox survived it? Trump would get out the exact same way.

E:fb

yeah, he was actually in a simulated copy of the universe created specifically for him and therefore was the most important person in it. the only real person, in fact.

e: what I'm saying is, fair point, you could be right

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jan 9, 2020

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

I'd go on TV and kill myself if I caused that

i like to think i'd tweet through it, but you never know until it happens to you

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

gently caress it i support shia fundamentalism and mullah rule now

at least it's an ethos

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Woodchip posted:

how do you have de gaulle do say dis

merci

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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shame on an IGA posted:

Hey time out

I've got wholesome content on par with space-goatse

French biologists have discovered a heretofore unnoticed class of maybe-living things that look like coral polyps but are the size of viruses

this does not make me feel wholesome

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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piL posted:

I bet you could still use the bed for sleeping.

astronauts sleep strapped the wall

e: duh, the straps were mentioned in your quote. i'm going to sleep in my earth bed now.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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loving in space must be like fighting in hockey, you just gotta keep hold of your partner and keep one eye out if you drift to close to a wall

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Woke up this morning and saw a news headline about Jeff Bezos donating money to the Australian wildfire effort in the heroic amount of... $690,000?

loving Metallica was able to part with $750,000. loving disgusting.

not nice

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i know him from being one of the DC charter school ghouls

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Patware posted:

not thrilled by travis's cast of fifty identical npcs introduced talking to each other in the first episode?

i mainly wish they played a better rpg than d&d

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Smiling Jack posted:

The first few times I used it in training I made the common mistake of not squaring the shield to a door and you catch on the frame and smash into your own shield with your bunker security then also ramming into you

poo poo hurt

So I'd love to see these idiots try and do a entry with these things is what I'm saying.

where's my modern keystone kops remake, disney you cowards

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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hobbesmaster posted:

Greenwald published a lot of documents revealing high level corruption in the Brazilian government, this unfortunately shouldn’t be surprising. At least he wasn’t thrown out of a helicopter or something.

bolsonaro might be waiting on Trump's second term to kick things up to that level

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i grew up in Miami, where there's this annual book festival that Douglas Adams made a point of going to a lot (since it's in Miami and he lived in Britain). One year Terry Jones was there on stage with him, talking about the Starship Titanic novelization, I think called Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic: A Novel by Terry Jones. Starship Titanic was a computer game that Adams had written and worked on, and he decided that he was too busy to write the novel too, so, he asked Jones to, and Jones replied (according to the story they both told), that he would only agree if he could do it completely in the nude.

that's my terry jones story.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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FrozenVent posted:

What the gently caress, a 48gb update?

Remember when COD came on a CD?

CDs held something like 0.5gb.

640mb, right?

e: Wrong!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Fister Roboto posted:

I always wanted to see Oinko Boingo.

aye-yai-yai!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Blind Rasputin posted:

Breaking news:


oh god, i may have been exposed

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i am ignorant of medical realities, but i know that among cis men who lift, use testosterone, and talk about it online, it is considered an accepted fact that a long period of training with increased test has benefits long after you stop taking it.

that said, i don't care about sports being fair, and i know that these kinds of discussions get used as a stalking horse for bigotry, so obviously the fair solution is to stop drug-testing fighters :v:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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lemme tell you what i'm gonna do with my two feet, ken

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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brains posted:

having flown that exact stretch of land along the border, this is what the "high tech manufacturing zone" looks like:



great location for a tech startup, imo

or at least some of the people who run them

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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CMYK BLYAT! posted:

why is an rear end in a top hat political cartoonist named after a mario kart character

it's a reference to ezekiel 37 :jewish:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Bored As gently caress posted:

How come no one is bringing up the fact that Dershowitz was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, and was accused of rape by several women who were underage at the time?

How is this piece of poo poo garbage person getting away with that? Every news article and broadcast needs to say "Alleged child rapist Alan Dershowitz is representing Trump in the impeachment trial, because of loving course he is."

Because people on :airquote:both sides:airquote: in congress would also be implicated in that accusation, to say nothing of donors, the owners and higher-ups of news outlets, etc.

Of course, they couldn't even get that right, since the shot they decided to take will also sink Biden.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Is there any overlap in Sanders and Bloomberg primary voters? If anything this seems to siphon support from Biden and helps Sanders.

that's how i see it. also, bloomberg getting on the debate stage is a perfect example of exactly what bernie is fighting against, you couldn't ask for a better target

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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to be fair, mitt romney is a liberal

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