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That's a weak rear end disease OP. The final killer will be a norovirus so we all puke and poo poo ourselves to death. That's what I call an rear end disease.
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Colonel Cancer posted:We were all gonna die anyways, stupid, that's how mortality works. Now if you found some sort of an immortality virus I'd be pretty loving spooked I found one on GeoCities once, pretty spooky right?
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Jan 22, 2020 10:45
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You can't trust the Chinese to provide accurate information! *goes to twitter*
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Jan 24, 2020 13:24
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Robot doctor: $400,000 Robot doctor's stethoscope: $5,000,000
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Jan 24, 2020 13:55
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Play posted:does that elderberry poo poo actually work. I'd be down to not get sick, just in general but also in the case of this coronavirus It is well known that supplements like that do absolutely nothing good unless you have some kind of deficiency, but for some reason Americans are obsessed with them. Washing your hands with soap often would do more to prevent you from getting sick.
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Jan 24, 2020 21:39
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I can't of course speak for everyone, but I, for one, have.
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Jan 27, 2020 12:45
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lmao that people actually think gas masks are gonna protect them while walking around in the streets. Wash you are gosh dang hands people!!! You get infected by touching an infected surface someone blew their nose on, then rubbing your gross hands all over your face.
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Disco Pope posted:I’m seeing a lot of people wearing the masks here in Scotland (I work in a University and live in an area with a lot of overseas students) and I keep getting anxious about innocently coughing and terrifying them. If anything I think the masks are gonna give them a false sense of security.
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Jan 27, 2020 14:48
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mike12345 posted:what's a good schlocky read about a virus outbreak where people's eyes explode plus american scientists save the day The movie Outbreak.
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Jan 28, 2020 12:07
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It's unbelievably funny how people are panic buying years worth of toilet paper of all things. What are they gonna use it for? How much are they planning to poo poo in the coming weeks? Social media is bad.
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Mar 13, 2020 15:12
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Irony Be My Shield posted:Lol if you're planning to go through months of quarantine without copious masturbation The responsible thing is to eat the cum and regain the nutrients, the way rabbits eat they own poo poo.
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Mar 13, 2020 15:22
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a glitch posted:Jesus gently caress is this normal? I've never had a cat who needed a urine sample and it sounds kind of extreme That's how they sampled urine from our dog who was diabetic. It looks pretty brutal but you can't exactly ask animals to pee in a cup.
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Mar 13, 2020 23:42
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The human body is basically like a car, it has a bunch of stuff in it, and a virus is like when you put diesel in a gasoline engine. Yeah it'll run for a little while but there's gonna be a lot of smoke (farts) and eventually you'll need to have the juice sucked out of you and replace with the proper one. But once in a while there comes a virus that's like putting gasoline in a diesel engine, and then you'll instantly blow up and need your whole engine (brain) replaced.
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Mar 31, 2020 21:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:As the rise of Mr Trump and Mr. Johnson in UK has proven, authoritarian rule is the way to go. Wrap it up democrailures and stop pretending that it was ever about giving power to the people Hungary abolished democracy just in case as a preventative measure and will soon see their death toll drop back to zero when Orban starts raising the dead without pesky parliamentary interference.
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Apr 2, 2020 15:36
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Harminoff posted:Is anyone making a porno right now? Yeh I am but it's not about corona, it's about John William Waterhouse.
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Apr 2, 2020 23:15
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Colonel Cancer posted:Covid69, this is a freebie Caused by ARSE-PiV-2
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Apr 2, 2020 23:41
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Can coronavirus spread through posts? I read a couple of particularly bad ones in a thread and immediately felt lightheaded and started wheezing 
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Apr 3, 2020 20:02
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Pick posted:This is going to be a global downturn. Life isn't a zero sum game to the good OR the bad. China does best when the US is doing well. Basic stuff you guys As a mercantilist, I disagree.
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Apr 4, 2020 20:16
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https://nypost.com/2020/04/19/testicles-may-make-men-more-vulnerable-to-coronavirus-study/ Virus is stored in the balls? 
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Apr 23, 2020 14:04
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Step-sister walks in while step-mom inspects my balls for signs of covid.
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Hello is this the thread where I can get my tremendous injection of sunlight to fight the germs???
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