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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Coronavirus 2021: I Threw Up On My Sheep
 
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Apr 7, 2006





 This virus made the rookie mistake of showing any signs of lethality before first spreading all over the world in a lengthy but highly communicable incubation period

This is some scrub tier bush leagues made in china poo poo

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Apr 7, 2006

Gearhead posted:

And here's one for the 'deadly farts' crowd.

This is going to be a whole new level of inspection...

The law of averages implies that someone, somewhere, farted on someone else, and that fart ended up getting that person killed.

lmao

* # ¿ Feb 20, 2020 20:07
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Apr 7, 2006

mossyfisk posted:

Got a friend who manages a national heritage site that was shut down.

Now self-isolating in an empty castle.

This is my nightmare.

Castles are TERRIBLE

* # ¿ Mar 22, 2020 15:54
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Apr 7, 2006

Solvent posted:

A homeless guy cornered my wife in front of a cafe when we went out to get her a to go sandwich she liked as comfort food.
She just got her bachelors as part of SDSU's class of 2020...
She's been kinda depressed lately.

I got between them and he spit in my face.

Don't go outside.

That is mega nasty but hello fellow College Slice :hfive:

* # ¿ May 19, 2020 23:43
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Apr 7, 2006





 Next step is a voucher for free antidepressents and vicodin.

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