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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah this getting into countries without stable central governments is very bad Yeah I heard a few cases reached the US
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stephenthinkpad posted:The US CDC are not testing patients even if they have 2nd hand contact with China, and the symptons fit. If this were me/my family I would lie and say there were people at the party I didn't know who may have been in China. If this gets even mildly out of control in the US we are going to see some poo poo.
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sincx posted:Where are people getting horses from? Just bought the last one sorry
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Ross DaouThot posted:should i still be getting beans Far too late. At this point you should be aiming to stockpile dog food or maybe even hydrox.
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I hit up several bars in Tokyo last night but thankfully I smoked a bunch so I'm invincible.
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Heading home from Tokyo tonight and hoping to cough on a bunch of people.
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Just got home from Tokyo. Feeling a bit congested, but otherwise super (supercarrier, even!). Bout to hit up Costco to restock!
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Drinkfist posted:So here is my current stockpile Mr. Cruz, welcome to the Something Awful forums.
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Drinkfist posted:I don't get the Ted Cruz reference. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...and-his-family/ When Ted and Heidi Cruz returned from a honeymoon in the Caribbean, Ted went to the store by himself. When Ted arrived home, Heidi was surprised to discover that he had purchased 100 cans of Campbell's Chunky Soup. "Different kinds," Ted Cruz said. "Some chicken, some beef, you know. ..." The next morning Heidi Cruz woke up before her husband, drove to the store and returned the soup. She called her mother, who asked if she planned to cook. Heidi said both she and Ted are terrible cooks. So she promised to go back and re-buy the soup. Apparently Ted Cruz still likes soup. In a "25 things you don't know about me" with US Weekly, Cruz wrote, "When I’m away from the family, in Washington, D.C., my dinner is a can of soup. I have dozens in the pantry."
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a.lo posted:do you live in a mansion he clearly lives in a pantry
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Costco had no tissues, toiler paper, napkins, or paper towels of any kind lmao we're stocked up tho
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The Glumslinger posted:This morning I inspected my most important strategic reserve, my booze cabinet. I've about 1.5 bottles of whiskey, 2 bottles of rum, a bottle of vodka, and a bottle of gin. I picked up a case of beer this morning to help suppliment it. you'll be sober by april and dead by may
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Coronavirus vectors include livestock, wild game, direct contact, fluids, aerosol, and... packaged beans!? That can't be right...
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This fucker is just trying to bogart all of the masks!
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Dustcat posted:can't wait for my robot body Your best case scenario is that they grind up your bloated remains and use them as a fuel precursor for a killbot drone
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Fallom posted:help me budget for the apolcaypse Need more gun's
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I can't wait for all the people I hate to die from the virus lol lmao
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U-DO Burger posted:interesting, one of the deaths was two blocks from where i live Soon the deaths will be coming from inside the building!!!
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TeenageArchipelago posted:okay, just to be clear. I have a fever ~105 but no cough. I should avoid the hospital to not get corona, right? hundreds of goons are going to die of the regular flu for the sake of irony. the survivors will pile their bodies to the heavens, then we will throw our wretched, diseased bodies upon them
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facetoucher cat posted:My brokerage firm GUILLOTINE
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Mayor Dave posted:singapore proves that you really can trade a little freedom for security Being immensely wealthy and concentrated in a tiny space also goes a long way
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Fix posted:A friend in San Francisco said that people evacuated the building next to his because it was discovered that someone there had two degrees of separation from someone who had covid. The workplace asked that person to work remotely, and that turned into panic and evacuations. People getting twitchy out there. Employers are taking much more extreme measures than the government. That's where we are now as a society.
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Atrocious Joe posted:Employers who can still exploit a workforce working from home. On top of that tech workers see themselves as a privileged class and might get unruly if they think their employer isn't looking out for their safety. Oh yeah, to be clear, if you're engaged in any sort of customer-facing or physical labor position without union protection you will be immediately sacrificed.
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Griefor posted:Hey losers. How's it going in pandemic land? I'm posting from the only country in the world that has succesfully contained this, the Netherlands. No, don't mind that number that doubled yesterday, that doesn't mean anything. In fact, after seeing that number, we can say with confidence that we were already expecting that number. Anyway, none of you losers is ever going to see what succesful containment like we have looks like. Well, actually, you could come see what it looks like, anyone from anywhere in the world can travel to the Netherlands to come and see unimpeded, really. Protip for the beleaguered Dutch government: if you don't test anyone then the bad number can't go up. Just a bit of American ingenuity you can put to use. No need to thank me.
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Vishass posted:I hope this reaction is just to her being a dumbass and not like "b-b-b-but we beat it" since any place that knocks it back is going to have to be hyper vigilant for the next year or more. Well unlike the US they took this poo poo really seriously and actually locked down their border with China and started a nationwide movement to suppress any transmission. It's a huge setback for their efforts.
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Atrocious Joe posted:here's the source if people want to know uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Plagueworld 2020 kinda owns. Too bad about all the corpses, though
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twoday posted:Was it really him? Trump shook hands with a guy who interacted with another guy who was positive. He could get the virus off of his hand.
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Lmao its way too late to do anything. The tiger is out!!!!
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AppleNippleBOB posted:They're telling downright lies at the moment. 
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Qu Appelle posted:Welp. Just dig your own grave quietly somewhere the number can't see you.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The best apocalypse handguns to own are going to be .380 / 9mm because the ammo is insanely abundant and even a goon can carry 100s of rounds in their Nintendo fanny pack. OK but what's the coolest ammo to fantasize about using in this scenario. Let's cut out the bullshit.
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Purestrain Peroxide or gtfo
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cargo cult posted:isnt south korea full of alcoholic boomers Just regular alcoholics. It's a demographically young nation relative to the US or EU.
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