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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this is actually from a snake. mods please ban op for lying. I can't believe Warren would do this
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release the boomer flu in Florida daddy xi
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Jan 26, 2020 19:04
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can just get a bunch a bunch of bandanas and run around looking like an outlaw instead
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Jan 26, 2020 19:08
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Lawman 0 posted:Fool! That will only make it stronger Oh poo poo then we can take out the most conservative part of genx too, ballerrrrrr
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acid garfield posted:https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1221493585406767104?s=20 24/7 lofi hip-hop beats to wait out a pandemic to
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dammit and my one remaining grandparent is actually pretty cool
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Jan 26, 2020 21:52
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twoday posted:So I'm just going to assume I'm going to get it, what can I do to boost my immune system and lung health? When you get it cough on as many old people as possible, there's only a limited number of virus in ur body and the more people you infect the less are in you so you get healthy faster
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meanolmrcloud posted:lol I have a coworker who is in Asia for three weeks, starting in Hong Kong, going thru the Philippines and coming back via Tokyo. that’s...a lot of airport touching. ur coworker is gonna become a human incubator for some horrifying hybrid virus assembled from wuhan coronavirus and random airport plagues
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Minrad posted:I'm starting to suspect this is why we see barely any people walking around or driving cars in all the latest wuhan videos It seems more likely that a quarantine tends to reduce street traffic from their jobs making GBS threads down than wuhan becoming a necropolis
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Jan 26, 2020 23:05
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Didn't plague Inc immediately shoot to the top of the sales charts in china?
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I think China might be messing up the numbers but I also have zero trouble beleiving that the US would insist the plague is contained even as flamerthower armed bands of fanatics go from house to house incinerating anyone they think shows signs of sickness
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CNN: The stock market begins recovery as Trump announces the disease is 100% contained and order is restored The view outside the window: 
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Jan 27, 2020 03:16
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Does India still have huge multi-million person protests going on? That might effect the govs responses to this disease idk
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Jan 27, 2020 04:54
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smh the one time a heavy hand is extremely reasonable the ccp goes soft
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Jan 27, 2020 16:58
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SKULL.GIF posted:Viral genome has been sequenced
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I wonder how much cleaner the air is in the cities that had all cars forced off the roads
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so is India just not a popular spot for mainland Chinese travel or is something being missed
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Jan 29, 2020 02:50
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this lag sucks, someone check c0ronavirus's ping
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Jan 29, 2020 03:37
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah my guess why theyre ending at a military base rather than an airport is the airport/town complained Kinda seems wierd they wouldnt do that to begin with. I would think it would be easier to limit exposure to other people at a military base than a local airport
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Jan 29, 2020 15:48
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gonna be extremely mad if Europe gets their boomers culled and not north america
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Jan 29, 2020 20:29
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has anybody made a "no ethical consumption under capitalism" joke yet
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CODChimera posted:also we should probably find a better balance between 'solved in 5 days' and 'the apocalypse' I mean I'm just here to watch things happen. I don't have any real control over everything so I just lol when the number goes up
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considering all the other threads where goons cope with their complete powerlessness in the face of tragedy by laughing at it I don't feel like this thread is particularly special in any real regard
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Gonna be honest, I'm doubting the accuracy of this zerohedge guy considering that he's wrong about the subject he's actually knowledgeable in
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Feb 1, 2020 01:18
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Looking up news on this is oddly calming because i know its bad but its also unlikely to directly harm me severely so it makes a good distraction from other news this must be how boomers feel, like all the time!!!
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The Glumslinger posted:We're likely just as hosed as Europe, but they're actually testing people where was that post that compared us and europe as being a drunk driver who accidentally slams into a brick wall and the eu being someone calmly getting into a car, putting their glasses on, then slamming into a brick wall anyway
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https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1236065824403841026
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Avenge the black panthers corona-chan 🙏🙏🙏
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starting to think this might get bad!!!
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Mar 8, 2020 22:13
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schnorkles chemtrails are delivering coronachan directly to retirement communities
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this is the hardest trumps had to work in years, and likely for the longest period
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BMX Ninja posted:I heard somewhere that copper is not pleasant for viruses and bacteria, and that Victorian England unwittingly did a good thing by using it for all their water piping and door fittings. I'm sure I'm mis-remembering it, but is there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimicrobial_copper-alloy_touch_surfaces
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hell yeah corona-chan is finally in my state lmao that it showed up in loving sheridan before cheyenne tho
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Thesaurus posted:Lmao Wyoming thats whats weird, sheridan is on the north edge of the state meanwhile plague free cheyenne is like 45 minutes north from hitting denver suburbs
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Mayor Dave posted:I bought 3 weeks but lmao I don't even have anywhere to put three months of food i only have like 2 weeks worth of food in case i get sick so I can stay fed without going to a grocery store, rip me
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I dont even have enough storage room in my kitchen for 3 months, id just have bags of poo poo sitting on the living room floor
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between this and the oncoming recession i just have this weird zen calm a coworker at work was shooting the poo poo with me about corona virus. he asked if it was being overhyped in that obvious way that makes it clear that he, personally thinks its overhyped. I just said yeah sorta, it has the potential to get bad because of blah blah blah and listed out poo poo about how even if its not fatal to people who aren't ancient it'll hospitalize a lot of people and lead to more fatalities due to system overload. I explained this all extremely casually which seemed to unnerve him. Im not worried, im robust as hell and I have beans. The whole of the country is energized in the face of a tragedy that could have been prevented and from that energy i have a sort of tranquility this must be how falling off a cliff feels. no point in worrying, might well just enjoy the view!!!
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SKULL.GIF posted:LET'S REVIEW TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS! Theory: 2020 will be win we turn this poo poo around!!! Reality: TEN MILLION DEAD BOOMERS
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:talking to a friend and we've settled on there being a solid chance wall street and some generals oust trump if he makes one or two more boneheaded mistakes i mean we need a way to escalate this poo poo next month so why not
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