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Delthalaz posted:What should the corona virus’ WWE theme song be? Down with the Sickness
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blandular posted:i heard that the first couple cases in mexico were people known to have interacted with someone that came in from italy. I skype interviewed for a job last week with someone who had just flown from italy to mexico and i'm telling myself that's why they haven't called me back yet. not because of my incompetence Oh poo poo you probably caught it from them
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Day Man posted:No reason to panic, everyone, your older relatives were gonna die anyway! Honestly, we got a big election coming up and I'm fine with the elderly herd getting culled a bit before this one.
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Epic High Five posted:500 posts eh, without checking I'm going to assume that either turns out it was just the flu, bro
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Feb 29, 2020 22:11
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:hell I probably have it (fever, consistent cough, lots of mucus, just recently was in Japan) but the worst I felt was three days ago and there’s no loving way I’m risking missing work for two weeks Good good go get your boss and their boss sick and all your boomer co-workers infect them all
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comedyblissoption posted:i agree 30 minutes is way too loving long for a meal I tried to explain to my kids that these were a PB eggs any% run, but they still called them gross
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Mar 1, 2020 17:38
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Remember when there was like ebola or something, and they wanted to quarantine a nurse, and she was just like "gently caress you, I won't do what you tell me" and they couldn't do poo poo about it? Fun times.
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Mar 1, 2020 17:57
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twoday posted:Not confirmed that it's its deadlier the second time, though there are reports of reinfection I think maybe they're making a video game reference no one gets.
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Mar 1, 2020 20:32
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Hospital workers and public health officials will do superhuman things and work themselves to death to keep this from infecting 200 million people, and Trump and the chuds will be like "See, no big deal. It's like the flu but lamer. Fake news."
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Mar 1, 2020 20:49
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Doc Walrus posted:Got my bean supply in advance and made enough coronapocalypse chili to fill 4 tupperware containers: Wow, beans in chili. Gross.
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lol that corona virus dude loving his way across Germany king
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Mar 2, 2020 07:27
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twoday posted:Dutch CDC continues to tweet out advice "Triage yourself" is certainly advice.
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Mar 2, 2020 16:35
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Atrocious Joe posted:I'm going to write a short story where a Twitch streamer playing Pandemic realizes their controlling the pandemic. The entire world subscribes to their channel to keep up to date with the virus. There's a movie like this, but instead of controlling a virus through a video game, Zoey Deschanel controls a kaiju whenever she gets drunk.
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Mar 2, 2020 18:51
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Oh wow, Dr. Fauci jailed as an enemy of the state for spreading Fake News. So sad. A lot of people are saying he should get the death penalty, a lot of people are saying it, not me folks, just something people are saying.
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Mar 2, 2020 18:52
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upgunned shitpost posted:did they make the exact same movie with anne hathaway? I dunno they're the same person right?
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Mar 2, 2020 19:01
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Sharkie posted:What is this move? I want to see a kaiju talking to a skycraper all "I'm not jealous! im NOT! youre just so cool i love you. you can be a bitch sometimes. but its OK!" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_(film)
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Mar 2, 2020 19:22
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Doorknob Slobber posted:things are starting to get moving in WA, rumors flying on nextdoor about mysterious illnesses that their doctor said isn't flu. A handful of school closures and at least one whole school district. It's your civic duty to stress out the boomers on nextdoor
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Mar 2, 2020 19:28
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magiccarpet posted:Tfw the government really doesn't care if you're dead 
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Mar 2, 2020 19:37
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Atrocious Joe posted:"even this early in the outbreak, our hospitals are feeling the strain" loving yikes. I hope my appendix doesn't burst in the next two months.
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Mar 2, 2020 20:41
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Bip Roberts posted:it worked out fine for Caro and forbiddenforum And Toblerone Triangle or whatever
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err posted:There are higher fatality strains? It's deadlier but it's more of a body high
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Mar 3, 2020 06:29
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Salt Fish posted:Micro morgellians are microscopic fibers that grow out of your hair follicles. The itching you feel is the toxic fibers pushing their way through your pores. It's chronic lyme's disease you loving quack
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Mar 3, 2020 22:17
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Going to the grocery after work. Should I hoard rice and beans or just beans?
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Mar 3, 2020 22:18
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stevewm posted:That was the question every single person in the office asked. Oh no, whatever will you do without human resources?
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Mar 3, 2020 22:37
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In a year, we'll all be self-quarantined in our homes with people running around the wasteland with huge bundles of beans and toilet paper strapped to their backs like Death Stranding.
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Mar 3, 2020 23:48
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Are we all dead yet?
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Mar 4, 2020 23:22
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I had a client tell me today that he's going on a cruise for 2 weeks and it was very hard to act excited for the awesome time he's certainly going to have, definitely not gonna wind up bouncing from port to port unable to dock as the passengers get sicker and sicker.
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stephenthinkpad posted:For people who question why summer weather and topical countries not getting as much Corona, there is a study that back it up. Face turn for global warming.
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Mar 9, 2020 14:08
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Every time there's a new case, it seems like the worst possible person to get it. Oh no my state just got its first case and the patient worked at the handshake factory.
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Mar 9, 2020 15:48
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Mar 9, 2020 17:27
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Tongue-kissing everyone I meet to prove I'm not afraid of corona
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Mar 9, 2020 18:11
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Watch the ship of death bring pestilence unto our shores https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1237064703450349573 Live!
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Mar 9, 2020 18:26
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:uk press conference just ended: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1b-JdeRKyY Ah, they have a preset kill limit. We just need to send wave after wave of our own men to their deaths.
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Mar 9, 2020 18:27
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Just in time for Round 2
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Mar 10, 2020 02:34
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We're gonna be living in Death Stranding inside of a year. The lucky ones will be holed up in our homes while those who have already survived covid19 will have to DoorDash food to the rest of us.
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Mar 10, 2020 02:36
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So what spices should I buy for rice and beans?
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Mar 10, 2020 05:28
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RedneckwithGuns posted:This is related to the virus using ACE2 (Angiotensin Converting Enzyme) receptors to enter cells they infect. These receptors are a key component of the Renin-Angiotensin-Aldosterone System that is how the kidneys help regulate blood pressure, hence, the kidneys have lots of these receptors on certain cells. Ah yes, of course. I knew that.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:thyme, garlic powder, oregano, bay leaves, white/black pepper, cayenne. that and some sausage (ideally andouille but whatever) and ham (hocks, smoked, whatever), onion/celery/green bell peppers and you can make very good red beans and rice. OK, well I have black pepper.
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