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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

snoo posted:

WHY IS MY STORE STILL OPEN

oh, i'm just looking. i'll tell you if i need something

Thanks, God Bless

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

are you a bad enough patriot to stay in a burger king when they close up the dining area

good thing burger king tacos don't need to be refrigerated. just hide some handfuls where you can

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Dr Hogly Wogly's Wiggly Teeters

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
there needs to be a Phase 4 to this stimulus bill devoted to Landlords, the silent protectors

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Pillowpants posted:

Has Bernie dropped out yet or is he still putting millions at risk staying in a race he can’t win?

Bernie's a very sick mind

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

I want everyone in this thread to think about mike huckabees poo poo-smeared puckered red butthole flecked with shells of corn kernels.

Pop 'Em

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
with the increased lentil consumption because of all this, please remember to give them a thorough soak.

just drench it

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Rest in Piss, Rah!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

err posted:

Should I self cut my hair? I probably won't get a haircut from s stylist for a few months at this rate.

buzz it

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

please wipe the equipment after use

gym bidet?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

i missed joe biden did he leave again is he coming back

if you hold Joe Biden in your heart, he'll never leave

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

yeah we've been talking about it all day

global pandemic, economy crashing, now forcing others to read your posts


always comes in 3's

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
could we utilize the blockchain to solve this?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Sphyre posted:



should make this guy into a roni

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Epic High Five posted:

Spoon should be a scythe

Can probably work The Burrito in there too, I believe in you DryGooods

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

blandular posted:

does anyone have another method for dealing with paywalls? Outline.com was great for a while and still works sometimes and quickly c&ping sometimes works, but i'm getting v frustrated at paywalls for articles with pandemic information

this works for me. there's a chrome version down the page

https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-firefox

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

mystes posted:

gently caress i just went and tried to seriously make my avatar into coronavirus but I think this one is much funnier and I'm not sure which one to do now. (Edit: Oh I guess I'll do the version with the scythe.)

This is what I had:



you can turn that into a cute Pinhead AV for Halloween

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

this took forever to figure out, but I'm gunna be baller at quarentine webcam meetings now

https://i.imgur.com/8luB3XB.mp4

Fake News

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

anybody selling beans with personal messages on em

i've engineered beans that produce a unique message through farts

what would you like to toot?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Rah! posted:

if i pretend to be irish will they give me free robolungs before they realize im not irish

leave a saucer of milk on your window sill overnight and one of our agents will get in touch

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sit on my Facebook posted:

I challenge you to an avatar duel, sir

EHF has been living high on the hog for far too long

God Speed

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

juche avocado posted:

eep i can tell im not caught up on endemic poster lore to gently caress around itt. time to retreat to the flabby bonds of trimp

just post. most are going to be ghost postin' in 2 weeks anyway

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

ehf is NOT a maiden

keep us updated on your Sex Files

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
just stop eating lentils

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

ill give you my $1200 for a roll of toilet paper please my family is smelly

how much for a roll i let air-dry?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
National Butt Wiping Strike

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Unperson_47 posted:

i can't fold a burrito to save my life

use mayo as an edible glue to hold it all together

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
not going to stop fighting Big Lentil

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yep, because most concious people can't cope with perma deep-throating a plastic cock with a vagina on the end of it.



some real sickos online

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Rah!, what do you think they put in those inhalers?

look into your heart and you'll know

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Eat This Glob posted:

if someone has the muscley schnorkles gif with the italian spider man head wobble guy and they could post it, I'd appreciate it. I saw it again on 2DCat's video and it cracks me up

God Bless


https://i.imgur.com/XQYaORd.mp4

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

snoo posted:

I will say I have heard far, far elss emergency sirens than usual, and I'm a couple blocks from a fire dept

the sirens are louder and weirder-sounding these days, though

could the trucks be infected?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

helta posted:

Lol drunk quoting myself. gently caress me

the Trump Thread will never leave you

it's in you now

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Crime’s a-Wasting!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

is the supply of Heinz Chicago Dog Sauce going to be safe?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Squizzle posted:

if forced to survive the collapse my plan remains: kick in the doors of a museum and establish there a monastery, whose holy ground none dare violate w bloodshed

one of those children's museums with science games?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Man Musk posted:

Ate too many beans and hiccoughing hard, thank you!

i tried to warn everyone

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Epic High Five posted:

if ur afraid of 5G, just go inside a building, it can't hurt you there

you have to be careful because 5G accumulates in basements and crawlspaces

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Swab 'Em

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