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Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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secret ssj flu that hides its true power until the final battle

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Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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what does "travel ban" mean like can you leave your city but they will scan your body temp or are you stuck in whatever city you reside in until they say it's OK to move again? That one lady just flew to paris to eat food while sick so IDK how total the restrictions are

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Dec 1, 2004

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My Gimmick Name posted:

Thinking of the amazing job opportunities the survivors will have a year or two from now

this is p much what happened after the black death and other epidemics of history. life gets better for the survivors

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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gradenko_2000 posted:

the Black Death literally raised wages for workers in Europe

solidarity with comrade bubonic plague

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Dec 1, 2004

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Mantis42 posted:

I think people working in the media are just bad at relationships imo.

ppl that write tv shows may be big messes but the free market is harnessing those dumpster fires for the public’s good

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Dec 1, 2004

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Prester Jane posted:

This is a Taiwanese investigative news program called Zooming In with Simone Gao. In this episode she starts off by summarizing a recent hour-long television special the CCP aired about the Coronavirus, then switches over to showing the footage that is leaking up or behind the great firewall. She then shows an undercover investigation her program undertook wherein an investigator called a Wuhan crematorium and posed as a CCP official checking in on conditions. A number of interesting facts come out of this conversation, as the crematorium direct reveals that he is been experiencing four to five times the normal volume, add further that the day before around two-thirds of the corpses he received came from homes and not hospitals. The program then wraps up with Simone asking the director of the CDC a question about some of the things uncovered in the undercover investigation of the crematorium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-nv7j9HEgY

this video seems extremely like propaganda

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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etalian posted:

Why is the Chinese island of Taiwan sending out these negative videos?

the scientist from walter reed is telling me the chinese are liars on the taiwanese news show

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Dec 1, 2004

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TOOT BOOT posted:

You'd go insane eating white rice + condiment for more than a few days, there's a reason they make more than one kind of MRE

uh I don't think you go insane from "eating the same food" if you're starving but you probably won't enjoy it at all

starvation tier hunger is prob the best spice of all

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Dec 1, 2004

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GABA ghoul posted:

They are right though that it most likely won't be substantially more dangerous or deadly than the seasonal flu pandemics. What they don't account for is the freaking out and the economic effects. Weathering a massive economic crisis with a functionally illiterate team of demented idiots in charge of the largest economy in the world is gonna be less than optimal.

We really need Bernie or at least one of the Dem ghouls to win this election, but yeah, lmao, good luck with that. Hope there are at least some grown ups left in the Trump administration here and there who can try to steer the ship a little bit while the captain is smearing poo poo all over the walls in his private cabin.

uh no it will be about 20x worse than a regular seasonal flu pandemic. mortality is 2% but you basically can't die from it if you're under 30 or something and it's just gonna kill lots of old folks but it's definitely more deadly than regular flu

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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I saw shen yun tonight and it was hella propaganda seeming and like somehow right in the middle I saw the word "falun" and thought "this can't be some falun gong thing, can it?" and then once it was over lmao yeah it's a falun gong thing. the weirdest thing was they kept asking ppl to "respect copyright law" by not filming or photographing anything

ngl I was thinking about wuhan flu the whole time even though the thing is supposed to be based out of NY

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Dec 1, 2004

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

owned by a cult

but they only believe in the eternal magic of the cloud lord something or other and his sacred yellow book. they have no connection to korean christian stuff, if anything they seemed to fetishize that legalism dynasty's stuff

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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somebody explain whats the deal with falun gong like why do they do so much PR stuff in the USA

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Dec 1, 2004

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bob dobbs is dead posted:

solidarnosc worked real good for whacking the ussr so the cia figured falun gong was gonna be solidarnosc for china

didn't work out that way but they still give them money

so is falun gong some kind of CIA puppet or is it a thing they just sorta cut loose

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Dec 1, 2004

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I just saw Shen Yuen and it was good but it was weird as gently caress. Before I saw it I didn't really think too much about what the hell falun gong's deal is. Whole thing was like a propaganda reel with wild acrobatic dance poo poo in between

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Dec 1, 2004

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MarcusSA posted:

Yeah and don't they say that evolution is a lie or whatever?

the lyrics to a song someone sang were like "the evils of evolution and atheism" and I started to suspect they may be pushing an agenda lol

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Dec 1, 2004

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there was a Caucasian dude there with the chinese host lady and he was the weirdest part b/c he acted like a robot

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Dec 1, 2004

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i am harry posted:

no it can’t because that isn’t how disinfection god drat works what the gently caress

it’s just propaganda to keep ppl from panicking op

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Dec 1, 2004

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a helpful bear posted:

Lol PBS acting like Trump isn't a completely incompetent, selfish, and evil moron. "the president is trying to be the comforter in chief"

newshour krew represent (it's really centrist :()

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Dec 1, 2004

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Luckyellow posted:

I just thought of something. What with all of the cases popping up in the Middle East, doesn't that mean that Saudia Arabia also have several cases too? Would that cause a huge oil price shock in several months if nobody is going to go out and pump oil?

I figure Iran gets a lot of contractors from china so it's prob that. They have a pretty close relationship to them afaik

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Dec 1, 2004

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vyst posted:

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Dec 1, 2004

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not trying to defend PRC, easy to fake tbh

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Dec 1, 2004

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sounds like the mortality rate is prob lower than it looks like rn as well then

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Dec 1, 2004

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The Oldest Man posted:

It's a lot easier to lose track of asymptomatic infected than it is of corpses.

Doesn't actually matter, though, except to make containment impossible.

yeah mortality may be lower than we think rn but it will spread a hell of a lot farther than the CDC is estimating. 30% of american infected is the "high" estimate right now. Who knows what the final % will be

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Dec 1, 2004

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FAUXTON posted:

It's going to gently caress up boomers regardless, but lying about it and hiding information from not just the public but health personnel whose job it is to contain and manage this kind of poo poo is insanely hosed up especially when you're explicitly claiming it's a good idea because you want to avoid "economic harm." No amount of delusion is going to make the container ships appear out of thin air lol


something something stock market numbers cargo cult

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Dec 1, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/KOg9Az3.mp4

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Dec 1, 2004

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Shifty Pony posted:

the US health system is completely incapable of doing anything unless profit is involved.

the perfect efficiency of the competition of the free market 'bout to be out competed by a virus

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Dec 1, 2004

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do ppl not get that you can just get normal food, but more of it? why does everyone want some horrible wartime ration diet?

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Dec 1, 2004

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Nocturtle posted:

Maybe this has been discussed already/is boring, but it's interesting how academic communities are responding to the outbreak in the US. For example this past weekend the American Physical Society (APS) cancelled one of the largest physics conferences in the world shortly after the first US community transmission was announced. It was scheduled to run this week in Denver Colorado, and so the cancellation came just days before the conference start and after many people had already flown in(!):


However other major US conferences for different academic fields scheduled to start in April and beyond are still going forward for now. It doesn't take a fortune-teller to look at the deteriorating containment in the US to predict that these conferences will likely also be cancelled, but the organizers don't want to bite the bullet and make that decision yet. As a result attendees have to decide for themselves whether to book travel and accommodation for events that might not occur. The point is that even in communities that are ostensibly focused on dispassionate evaluation of empirical evidence most don't want to make the hard decisions required to proactively deal with this outbreak.

Also it would be great if this pandemic can kill the super dumb academic conference model where everyone flies in from all over the world to give a single 15 minute talk. Reliable video conferencing exists already.


but then how will you have ill conceived inter-disciplinary dork loving?

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Dec 1, 2004

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AceOfFlames posted:

People are prioritizing stuff that keeps for a long time and not everyone has access to a big fridge/freezer.

all canned soup keeps a long time

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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like if you wanna be a suffer-porn badass just get a few 20lb bags of flour and subsist on literal gruel instead of wasting your money on ramen. Gruel beats out ramen on a per unit cost basis every time

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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like ur gonna get kwashiorkor if you just eat ramen so buck up and live like a salty sea man and gruel out bro

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Dec 1, 2004

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Victory Position posted:

have you considered trapping

time to snare some protein

there's about 4 urban forage raccoons living in the abandoned house next to me that I resist clubbing to death every time I see them but their soulful gaze will lose its effectiveness once the starvation sets in. I can trade their furs to local CHUD militia for protection

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Dec 1, 2004

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FAUXTON posted:

Y'all should try canning. It's easy, efficient, and you aren't loving stuck with a sack of beans for a year of dinners.

get this: you can just like, MAKE bread too? like not from the store? fuckin' wild man

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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stephenthinkpad posted:

Just don't get their raccoonvirus when you gently caress them.


buddy...

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Dec 1, 2004

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FAUXTON posted:

Bread goes stale but you can pickle some peppers and they'll keep for years.


you can get some lard and make hard tack and it will also keep for years. survival pickling vs survival baking: there can be only ONE!

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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but yeah the general idea is you just bake bread as you need it and if you garden then you can can your surplus crops so you aren't left with like 500 tomatoes to eat in 2 weeks (if ur a scrub not growin' from indeterminate strains)

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Dec 1, 2004

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Tei posted:

Bad idea

Italia is awesome place, and is not like your $country will be virus free very long.

Life is what happens while you wait for something.

how long can you vacation before you become symptomatic? like 2-3 days tops? sounds like a good way to spend half your vacay dealing with sickness and then a big rear end flight with flu symptoms the whole way

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Dec 1, 2004

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like I prob won’t stop doing gym stuff because I figure I will get it eventually anyway but I don’t think anyone wants to waste vacation bucks and time on “coming down with coronavirus” no matter how many “live laugh love” products they have scattered around their dwelling

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Dec 1, 2004

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Bip Roberts posted:

just bring your vacation home to share with your friends and coworkers

giving my inexplicably anachronistic vacation slide show to friends and family while sweating and coughing and laying VIRAL PLUMES all over the viewing area

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Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

Trump doesn't think we have a corona virus problem in the US and one of the central themes of the Trump presidency is Trump is never wrong, ever.

Large scale testing simply will not happen until enough people die that Trump changes his mind that corona virus is actually a problem because testing will make it look like Trump is wrong.

We are so hosed.

it’s like Chernobyl but instead of a country obsessed with not being embarrassed, it’s a president (and administration)

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