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In worst China news, Vancouver just had its first confirmed case of Wuhan coronavirus. The 40-year old patient is well aware of what is going on and has voluntarily self-isolated at home. I just got back from the Parker Place mall in Richmond, where the lines were at the medical centers to buy masks instead of at the place to buy BBQ pork. I was the only person there without a mask and with BBQ pork.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 22:25 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:28 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:He would've taken her up on the first "wa...nigah" but only if he didn't Ftfy.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 23:17 |
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2019 China: "This is killing!" 2020 China: Hold my beer and watch this...
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 15:09 |
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No no they're not dead, they're, they're restin'! Remarkable people, the Han Chinese, idn'it, ay? Beautiful culture!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 22:56 |
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China gets serious about stopping the Wuhan Flu. https://twitter.com/SCMPNews/status/1223171530927951872
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 13:08 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I'm conflicted. Was he a good doctor because he found a strain of some weird virus and tried to warn people. Or was he a bad doctor because he got sick with something treatable and died anyway. He was 70% good, 30% bad.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 19:29 |
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Name the virus the Li Wenliang Memorial Coronavirus.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 22:16 |
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Putting these in the right thread.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 21:53 |
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Hope you aren't gluten intolerant though.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:30 |
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quote:The pace of the Chinese nation’s great rejuvenation is unstoppable. They need to find better translators. I don't know how you can mistranslate contagion into rejuvenation.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 02:29 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Acting is a genetic trait! How else do you explain the Barrymores?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 20:09 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Wish I could get a month off work. Have a baby. I've been off for 2 months now.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 01:49 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i gotta know what it was Bos taurus.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 08:18 |
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Also, don't discount public demand for additional Gs.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 19:40 |
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Mozi posted:everything went south after the warring states period anyways Things didn't go south; it was more of a journey to the west.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 02:07 |
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Blistex posted:At this point I'm wondering which Charleston Heston movie is going to be the most accurate in portraying the end of humanity. Ten Commandments - God brings down 10 plagues on the enemies of Israel.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 15:46 |
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Blistex posted:This is a metaphor for Israel bringing the US into a nuclear war? Just saying if you really love your firstborn, maybe consider being nicer to Israel. Either that or invest in some lamb's blood.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 16:24 |
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55 Days at Peking - With 13 of China's provinces forced into territorial concessions by colonial powers, frustration over foreign encroachment boils over when the Chinese leader encourages the people to attack all foreigners in Peking and the rest of China. Peking's foreign embassies are gripped by terror, as the people, supported by Imperial troops, set about killing Christians in an anti-western nationalistic fever.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 16:43 |
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McGavin posted:anti-western nationalistic fever. Coronavirus causes fever. Makes u think.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 16:47 |
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quote:As women age, they are worth less and less, so by the time they get their M.A. or Pd.D., they are already old, like yellowed pearls.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 21:43 |
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sticksy posted:my wife Nah, she'll be fine. McGavin fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 3, 2020 |
# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 16:33 |
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My mom is going to see Shen Yun this weekend.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 18:24 |
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Bad news guys, my mom cancelled her Shen Yun tickets due to the Wuhan Flu.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 20:00 |
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Blistex posted:Wondering how the CCP is balancing the news in-country given that they're saying that China is weathering the Virus better than the US, but the US is also somehow responsible for it. You'd think if the US was introducing a biological weapon into China they would have closed the border much earlier. There is no critical thinking in Xi Jinping Thought, comrade!
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 22:21 |
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Shumagorath posted:Sorceress' conclave? It's a coven or a cabal.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 05:39 |
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COVID-19 is the gift that keeps on giving.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 16:00 |
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My kid just got a bunch of red envelopes, but he was born right before Chinese New Year.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 16:14 |
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Kharnifex posted:Congee with century eggs and salted pork is great
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 18:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 10:30 |
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peanut posted:gently caress yes I'm imaging everything as coconut, taro, or sesame flavor It's pandan or coconut milk mostly.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 16:30 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Yeah, I went into a wet market trying to get me some Blood Ravens merch. Really? When I went to a wet market I had no problems getting Raven's Blood. Freshly squeezed too.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 17:46 |
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d0s posted:ok
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 19:39 |
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The fifth piece was the friends we made along the way.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 11:57 |
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Lululemon Staffer's 'Bat Fried Rice' T-Shirt Insults China https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1252681274751250432?s=20
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 19:19 |
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A bunch of Buddhist vegetarian dishes are 100% gluten though.
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:49 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:hello comrades, just wanted to check in and make sure that everyone is doing their part to decenter eurocentrism today, and working hard to not only dismantle but completely extinguish white supremacy and western hegemony in every aspect of their daily lives. keep fighting the good fight!! I'm glad to see you're back from your camping trip in Xinjiang.
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 08:06 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:B. Cereus and also possible botulism (if you leave it at room temp for a while) Surely, you can't B. cereus.
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 22:12 |
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Ricin is just leftover rice.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 15:24 |
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hakimashou posted:Bear in mind that chinese traditional "medicine" rejects the germ theory of disease in favor of a medieval "balance of humors" approach. "Nature posted:China is promoting coronavirus treatments based on unproven traditional medicines Mods please change my name to Noxious Dampness.
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 21:56 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:28 |
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IMHO China needs to return to cutting the balls off of all government officials.
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 05:20 |