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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.

the the Queens English

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Galaxy Quest is one of my fave films and and my favourite fact about it is is that Patrick Stewart expected it to be poo poo when he went in to the cinema but loved it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Just looking at some waffle about a school a relative is thinking of sending her daughter and saw this:

Each year we have a large number of participants in the UKMT Maths Challenges

Well i hope she's got :10bux:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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forkboy84 posted:

Clearly that won't ever happen but suppose it did, do you know how loving seething I would be that the first general strike in this lovely country in 95 or years is about Brexit rather than income inequality & housing prices & power disparities & y'know, poo poo that loving matters? I think my head would explode. Because I would put a sawn-off shotgun into my mouth and pull the trigger. Okay, not really, but I would be beyond angry. 50/50 chance of me spontaneously combusting from rage.

Could be an interesting emptyquote.



E: catax

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Please use the correct term, it's actually called a New Labour education education education

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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namesake posted:

Also anyone who got themselves arrested and booked has already failed basic activism and is likely to be a risk to any other groups they join.

But how are they going to suck cop if they don't put themselves in arrestable reach?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Is communism bitch an archivist? My place has a job opportunity he might be interested in, haven't seen him post for ages though

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Jedit posted:

Where is it? My sister is an archivist and might be interested.

Central London

*chorus of groans from ukmt*

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I watched "behind the curve" which is about flat earthers and it was a mixed experience of frustration, hilarity and just despair

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

I feel slightly bad that my brain for some reason couldn't think of a better CBT pun than an RTS from the 90's.

Cummand and Cock Her: Bed Alert

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

They should make it so you can only watch retro porn in your formative years not the hypersexual formulaic HD brutality that seems to be pumped out on the regular now. Never saw Ron Jeremy slapping women about.

Can we gameify this? Build up points by wanking to wholesome porn and unlock ever increasingly niche kinks

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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All of England has an amber warning

https://mobile.twitter.com/metoffice/status/1226092008596529152

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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kustomkarkommando posted:

gerry didnt run for re-election - he's retired to write cookbooks

How to cook forty civilians

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Reporting from north London

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51447761


Since the virus is spread before any symptoms are apparent, once you have cases appearing without knowing who they caught it from there's no real way to stop it spreading. Game over, I guess.

It's getting proper scary. Apparently a vaccine could take as long as a year, even 6 months would be considered a miracle. It's hard to imagine the virus not infecting most of the world's population by then.

It's starting to feel unavoidable

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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*cop sniffles*

OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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ThomasPaine posted:

Am I mistaken or is coronavirus not actually that deadly unless you're sick or old or young? I thought the issue was a morbidity thing rather than a mortality one? I'm fairly unconcerned. Maybe I should be??

I got bad news

quote:

Many of those who contract coronavirus will experience only mild symptoms, and most people are expected to make a full recovery.

However, it can pose a particular risk for elderly people and those with pre-existing problems like diabetes or cancer, or weak immune systems

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Ok good. It'll probably shake out no worse than a seasonal flu then.

To be honest i never even paid attention to swine flu and that killed a fuckload of people, so I'm probably only concerned because I'm watching it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Julio Cruz posted:

should be easy, they're not even going near the munitions! :gammonsay:

Just detonate the munitions to get rid of the water and then you can walk it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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We're gonna dig up Isambard Kingdom Brunel. He'll bridge the gently caress out of that gap.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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:yikes:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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That twitter account is something else :stare:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Askcoding/status/1227199148157554690

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Lord Ludikrous posted:

which along with acronyms of 6 or more characters rather defeats the point of acronyms in the first place.

Still a handy shortcut, but at that length you might as well ditch the acronym and coin a neologism.

I call this principle MAWDTAACAN, or mordacan for linguistic convenience.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Communities like to develop their own lingo though, however stupid, because it helps foster that sense of community - though it can also make the community insular and inaccessible to outsiders who don't spend ages lurking

This thread is not without its pointless acronyms (DCFADP)

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I'm honestly surprised there's still any living people left who are interested in politics and yet don't have a twitter account and need to make one

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

Not content with illegal deportations to states where people may at least have a claim to live, or making people stateless in extreme circumstances (like the Sun doesn't like them), the UK is just making people on holiday stateless now.

The Home Office is just the absolute worst.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

I'd honestly like to be a chambermaid or a janitor. Cleaning is already my mental coping mechanism, so getting paid to do it would just be a bonus.

Plus, yeah, having a job that ends the moment your shift is done is excellent. No emails being sent home asking you to just finish this task off ASAP.

There are times i miss having a job like this, like when i worked retail or managed a warehouse, and just did routine work. The job i have now is very much of the "creative thinking" kind, which is great when I'm in the mood for it, but if I'm not (and I'm not at the moment), i find myself unable to do the work and it fills me with anxiety.

I get paid a *lot* for my current role so i can't complain too much, but if there was a routine job going in my company and it paid less I'd be very very tempted. The thought of switching companies though is terrifying, so I feel a bit limited by what becomes available here

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

You could make the toast with nuclear power too. Place a subcritical hemisphere of plutonium either side of a round of bread.

Pfffft if your toaster isn't using supercriticality to flash-toast the bread, i don't want to know

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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mrpwase posted:

For Valentine's the Royal Mail delivered some socialist fudge to the local delivery office cos it wouldn't fit through my letterbox :smith:

If you had a bigger opening you wouldn't feel so disappointed by the postman's visit on this valentines day.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Apraxin posted:

A staunch Tory voter you say, I would never have guessed.

So much for his blitz spirit. loving snowflakes, i swear to god.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Ms Adequate posted:

e; gosh hecking darn it

please

This is a family thread

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Hahaha

Now in interested. How many times have we used that veto? Is there a handy list?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

Each candidate gets one of these.


I like the "looks and sounds like a real phone!". Can we just get another look at it?



:hmmyes:


E: phonesnipe

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

It looks like a neon pink version of the old Tele 282a.



OK I take it back

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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He's right tho

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

Hey peeps, did you hear that Starmer was at some meeting recently with General Murder and the Assetgrab Boys there as well?

Is that a band

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Tsietisin posted:

You mean you haven't got to throw down after showing your date your proud collection of your favourite spreadsheets?

Me neither.

And they are some really good spreadsheets as well.

Show me. If they're really all that I'll book the hotel room

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Tsietisin posted:

It's gonna get funky when I show you my pivot tables. Oh my...

I'll autofit your column width on update :grin:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I can't be bothered to take the quiz but please put me down for 100% Stalin this morning

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Can't wait for the unrelenting tide of "Britain has lost its marbles!!" from fubpees

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