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Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Oh wow, someone replicated the podcast logooooooooooh :mmmhmm:

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Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


^ not the May moon, 2/10

Venomous posted:

Food and agriculture is still devolved in Scotland, right?

Defra reigns supreme iirc

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


OwlFancier posted:

I slept through the freedom explosion.

The curse is lifted then I see

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!



Liz Truss is the gift that keeps on giving

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


KOGAHAZAN!! posted:

Edinburgh Central nominates RLB on seconds, and Butler on fourths. Kerr for Scottish deputy. :toot:

Get hosed, Murray.

North & Leith is sounding like it’s gone sour, though, which is a bad sign.

Congrats on attaining the result I almost certainly won’t get in Paisley tomorrow night :smith:


gently caress I hate being hopeful sometimes.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Miftan posted:

Nobody ever accused right wingers of being intelligent. The tory Party is like 90% useful idiots if not more.

Weird how they kept projecting their own failures onto corbyn.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

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Ms Adequate posted:

Then why have a dig at him for it when you wanted the exact same thing?

Plus like, six seats in Wales flipped to the Tories and Labour lost about 8% of votes there, same as in England. Granted Wales has a higher Labour support base and that's good as hell and commendable, but it's not like this was solely an English fuckup.

It was also a Scottish fuckup.

It’s almost as if ascribing meaning to nationality within the uk on anything more than a twee cultural basis is a dogshit idea because there are loving tories everywhere.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!



Andrea Leadsom’s Neuron is a pro username

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ash Crimson posted:

Mate, the tories have and gain their power by dint of England and the English vote.

Tories do exist everywhere but they're concentrated in loving England and no amount of trying to explain that away or shift the blame onto Scotland changes that fact.

England is full of tories, accept the reality that exists.

Scotland is just as shite as England and you need to stop claiming loving exceptionalism, or even better, abandon the concept of nationality at all and just align yourself purely behind class interests.

Don’t start giving me shite about the snp being a left wing party either lmao, Scotland is painfully loving Tory and it only takes five minutes of interacting with the general public to understand that the Tory ideology has a strong loving presence here.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

This is a fair point, to be honest. It's almost as if nations are irrelevant when talking about this and we should be talking about things like class interests instead.

Saith posted:

And class reductionism is no bueno you cunts.

Sorry for getting in the way of your nationalism.

Ash Crimson posted:

they dont care

Why the gently caress are you still posting

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Saith posted:

.I'm so sorry, Sir! Please don't be mad! I told him to stop, I did!

Actually it’s okay for me to call out Ash because we’re both Scottish, and this is the only equivalency that matters, furthermore

E: ^ hope is dead, best just crawl into nationalism, an ideology sure to succeed in achieving the same goals

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Saith posted:

Do the Scottish have a Dic Sion Dafydd equivalent, I wonder?

Go gently caress yourself you horrible prick

E:^ borders and nationalism are roadblocks to socialism you idiot fucker moron

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ash Crimson posted:

Good luck on getting rid of nationalism in england then, you loving idiot

Wait til you hear about northen ireland you distant gently caress

Hmm yes, Northern Ireland, entirely equatable to the concept of Scottish nationalism.

Nationalism is loving brain poison and you’re the best loving example of it, christ

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Saith posted:

It's funny how you had to loving google that, mate. Funny how we share the same island but you don't have a clue about our culture. How many languages can you count in? I bet Cymraeg ain't one of them.

But seriously, you're running a podcast appealing to all the lefty unionists. You literally have a material interest in unionism now. Even if you don't make money off of it, you have a loving platform, and you're trying to expand it. I don't see any issue with what I said.

Yeah no poo poo I had to google it, I’m not some loving bastion of all knowledge British, and I wouldn’t expect anyone else in this thread to be.

I don’t speak loving Polish either and there’s for sure more people that live nearby that speak that than Cymraeg. Which would be more important for me to learn? How many languages should I learn? Where on the priority list is Cymraeg relative to others?

As for the podcast lmao, the thing I do for fun with other people is now a material interest in the union which overrides all of my other concerns. Sure pal, that’s my interest in the union, it’s not class solidarity without borders or anything so go off

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


mehall posted:

Nationalism loving sucks.


British Nationalism sucks more than most.



If there's a new Indyref I'll likely be voting Yes, because in my view scottish nationalism sucks less than British nationalism, and that the UK is clearly not a functioning democracy despite all it's claims.

My overwhelming preference would be for a socialist united kingdom, but short of that I'll take materially improving the lives of the working class folk around me, because for my entire life the people around me have been the third of fourth consideration.


I have a vague hope Murdoch would have less teeth sunk into an Independent Scotland, because by most views the reason he backs the SNP is because the Tories are a non-starter, and a new Scotland could have press regulation.








But seriously, gently caress off with any of the other divisive crap in this thread.

We're (almost) all comrades, and the preference of every one of you should be for international socialism, free from borders or restrictions by capital.

it's reasonable to argue about the best way to get there, and if scottish (or welsh) independence is a potentially acceptable incrementalist approach (even if you recognise that you're not getting socialism out of the gate), but seriously gently caress off with the rest of all of this bullshit.

Careful, you might be accused of being an Uncle Tom

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ash Crimson posted:

We're not going to get socialism or anything remotely resembling that under the current system, we never will and that loving sucks but that's the reality we're all living in, the hellscape with which we must contend.

Stop loving doomposting and do something constructive about it rather than just writing it off to oh no wait, this state of affairs suits you as a nationalist nvm

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

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Saith posted:

But why? Why weren't you taught it in school? It takes five minutes. I learnt all sorts of numbers in primary. French, German, Dutch, Irish, Spanish, and I went to some lovely village school. I expect you learnt most of those too, so why not Cymraeg???

Here, I'll help you:

Un (een)
Dau (die)
Tri (tree)
Pedwar (Ped-Warrr like Waaaaario)
Pump (pimp)
Chwech (Uh... Khkhkhkhweh-khkhkh)
Saith (Ayyyy itsa me Scythe)
Wyth (Oi-fff)
Naw (now)
Deg (deg)

My school only taught me french so obviously your school was better than mine

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Debbie Does Dagon posted:

I spent the first 27 years of my life in Wales, and it was drilled into me that there was a long legacy of the English loving us over. When I finally came over the border I found pretty much the same arguments, just directed towards BAME people. It's all just misdirected anger. We're all struggling in broadly the same way, for broadly the same reasons, and it's not a problem that will be solved by isolating ourselves

A good post.

Saith posted:

^^^'The people with the most power in society are loving us over' and 'the people with the least power in society are loving us over' are not the same argument. I'd fetch that dril tweet about good and bad things, but I don't do twitter.


They are though. When they come out swinging against us, they're ignoring that the English are, by and large, heavily nationalistic themselves, in a way that absolutely excludes us non-English Brits. It was this thread that taught me that if you don't resist the status quo, you are tacitly supporting it.


But why, ffrind? Why?? We're all equals, right? Surely, they must have taught you something about us, to help you see us as equals and not scary-sounding foreigners, right? Please tell me you can pronounce our alphabet? Or at least some of it? Just one letter... An easy one... The letter F? Please? Why wouldn't it be a part of the curriculum? God, I just can't figure it out.

I can probably pronounce some welsh stuff through cultural osmosis yeah.

Also what mehall said, how much Gàidhlig can you speak? Why would it matter if you could or couldn’t? Are you being wilfully obtuse over the idea that utilitarianism may be part of the school curriculum? Or is this a Scottish plot to silence the welsh language?

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Saith posted:

Nope! The English, with their English nationalism, destroyed your languages like they did to mine. And any time our languages are brought upin media, they're framed as pointless, divergent, and something to be mocked. That's why you didn't learn any Cymraeg. That's the answer to my riddle.

And there's definitely utility in learning just a little bit of Cymraeg. It's a lovely language. It feels really nice when you speak it. It just rolls off the tongue. I expect Gàidhlig and Scots is the same. It's one of history's greatest tragedies that, while we could have had Cymraeg, Gàidhlig, Francais or Kernowek, we ended up with this pig-tongue hamguage made up of grunts and squeals.

And you know, it would help to bind the UK together if we all respected one-anothers' languages but a lifetime of seeing old English pensioners protesting outside Ysgolion Gymraeg has made it so difficult for me to do.

I agree that it would be nice, and also posit that under a left wing uk government and a bit of time would have way more chance of happening than if we just granularise away into the individual constituent nations.

Adult education, especially in languages, is something I’d like to see a lot more of. I’ve been trying to teach myself Russian and it’s a loving nightmare to do on my tod

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Spuckuk posted:

We should bring back Cumbric.

Turn your monitor off.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Check mate cymrailures

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Saith posted:

You guys should legit start using the word Cymry instead of Welsh tho when referring to a Welsh person

Partly because its easier and quicker to type, partly because its our word for ourselves, not based on a Saxon slur and partly because it basically means 'comrade'.

I will happily do this so long as you assure me that it’s completely replacing of the word Welsh in all manners of syntax because I’d rather not look like a dumbass for using it.

Also if welsh is a Saxon slur, why hasn’t there been more work to fix that from within Wales? Is wales also a slur? I’m not being facetious here, I legit don’t know this poo poo and I’m curious

Sanitary Naptime fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Feb 11, 2020

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


^Abolish borders, don’t make them

Saros posted:

UKMT you seem to be having a bit of a day. Can we talk about like, HS2 or the weird rumors about Price Andrew committing suicide going around whatsapp instead.

Ooooooh, has Gibbo got an update?

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


marktheando posted:

Forums making GBS threads the bed for anyone else? Had to refresh this page three times for it to load.


My point is that the deliberate suppression of the Scots language is within living memory. It's not some far off thing. I was raised by someone who dealt with that poo poo. Sure things are better now but the attitudes persist. Like someone will probably reply to this saying Scots is a dialect and not a language.

:)

It’s neither a language or a dialect because there is no unifying Scots language or dialect. There are multiple different Scots dialects (of english) and the idea that there’s a unified one is silly and dumb.

Linguists don’t agree on this subject either so there is no right answer and my opinion being brought up here has about as much weight as yours, making it a pointless topic.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ash Crimson posted:

i believe it's something called broke worm infested brains

:ironicat:

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

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Chuka Umana posted:

Imagine if Starmer not only believed in nothing but was a terrible party leader as well. At least Blair could win elections.

Centrism cannot fail, it can only be failed.

E: ^ lol

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Solefald posted:

Did the discord disband or did you guys kick me out cos lol what??????

It’s still there, but you need to auth yourself because of all the discord drama shite around the whole fyad thing.

Links still in the OP so just jump in and get authd again :)

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


*ahem* more like Julie get-in-the-bindel

Ms Adequate posted:

The Firth of Forth consideration, surely? :thunk:

Even Ms A is accusing you of being an east coaster now mehall :v:

OwlFancier posted:

I really hate that there's an industry based around quantifying the kind of moronic poo poo you can find in any comment section.

Wait you can monetise comment or Commentariat?!



Oh and linehan has one less bollock than some women and he can’t get over that

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


OwlFancier posted:

I definitely buy the theory that all of this is 99% a reaction to his bollock surgery lol.

Which sure, that can be a hard thing for some people to deal with, but like, you can't even call this a meltdown, this is tectonic activity forming an entire mountain range out of your issues. New continents are being birthed entirely filled with graham linehan's bollock neurosis. This is the creation myth, glinner descended from the heavens and cast his bollock unto the formless waters and thus was the domain of the earth formed.

The sheer psychic will of his self torment will ironically be what shears reality asunder, rending us unto the warp under Slaaneshi rule, where literally everyone and everything will have more bollocks than him, creating unlimited amounts of energy.

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/nadinebh_/status/1227280503411281920

This poo poo is loving sickening. The bloke's been here since he was 13, has three kids, and they just nabbed him one day when he went to sign on at the Home Office and stuck him in detention, and have now sent him back to Jamaica.

The beeb were reporting it earlier and just went outright with “17 offenders have been deported”. This slide into fascism was definitely a sudden drop towards the end.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


E: ^

OwlFancier posted:

Also in his own barracks. Like he's just been rotting in the barracks for 3 weeks and nobody noticed?

Hard to smell much when everyone is wankered on port.

Seriously though, as much as I buy “it’s actually super easy to get away with being an absent jack bastard” as viable, three weeks is way too much. Especially when you consider the guy had a Traveller background, there’s no way there wasn’t a poo poo in a higher position than him that would have relished beasting him over an absence of a day never mind three weeks.

Sanitary Naptime fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Feb 12, 2020

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


https://twitter.com/markdistef/status/1227305349876789251?s=21

RIP the podcast :v:

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ratjaculation posted:

Wait, I thought Milton Keynes was a fictional place

I regret to inform you that it is in fact real

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ms Adequate posted:

I revel in it, because it means that every day I survive this hell is another victory over Creation.

Yes, existence sucks and is filled with suffering, and I want as much of it as possible. gently caress the universe and all its suffering, I'm going to eke out whatever enjoyment I can and endure all the rest, this bitch is going to have to try a little harder if she wants ME to stop existing*.

* Big talk does not apply to sufficiently severe cluster headaches

Extreme CBT energy coming off this post

OwlFancier posted:

jorbo bee movie peen0rson

Thank you for topping Jorts Peenertron with this :v:

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ash Crimson posted:

god its almost as if we need to leave this abortion of a nation

Looking forward to skull measuring but with Scottish characteristics

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!



You’ll note that these fuckers didn’t come out of the woodwork until there was a nice and chaotic niche for them to inhabit, I guarantee you the same brand of cunts are poised and ready to inhabit the same niche in the event of a reactionary party coming to power in an independent Scotland.

Independence won’t be an escape, it will be the same poo poo with a more familiar accent, because Capital still exists and will exert even more force than it currently does.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Josef bugman posted:

That bloke from the SNP caught flirting with a 16 year old from a position of trust? Maybe that's the thing that'll get normalised!

I'm just ribbing you, if Scotland does want to leave I hope they get 1000 years of Socialism. It'd also be nice if that happened in both Ireland and Wales.

We won’t, Scottish exceptionalism is a myth.


:stonk:

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Guavanaut posted:

They really should have left the stake in.

Now it’s out it means that IDS and Rentoul are statistically slightly more likely to be returned to the crypt forever.

gently caress, that’s why they’re trying to do away with encryption isn’t it.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Alice, come on the pod


forkboy84 posted:

Independent Scotland won't be a paradise and certainly has it's own problems but in my life time Scotland has gotten the government it voted for in 97, 01?(forget the exact date but it was when I was still in High School) and 05 and if you don't find that a tiny bit aggravating then fair enough but clearly lots of people do. Just shy half the voting public as of 2014 and we've had 3 more general elections where the party Scotland voted for didn't win. Which will take us to 14 and a half years Tory government as of thr next scheduled general election.

The rest of the country clearly doesn't give a gently caress about what Scotland thinks so I think it's not unreasonable to say gently caress 'em back. Sure, it could be a loving disaster but at some point I don't think I care. At least a newly independent country could start from scratch with a less bad electoral system, leading to a broadening of the political debate. Because hey, we tried entryism in a FPTP system and it failed. And it isn't as if electoral reform is going to be on the agenda in this parliament, is it?

I put my Yes vote behind me for the Corbyn years, I gave Britain a chance and all I got for it was a 50 seat Tory majority and Labour people talking about giving up and just voting Starmer because a Blairite is better than nothing. If they can give up why the gently caress can't I?

Now who reeks of defeatism?

Sorry to be glib in response, but we don’t know the left has lost yet, the fight for the party isn’t over, and it could well be over in our favour if we end up with RLB and Burgon/Butler in charge.

Coohoolin posted:

"Scottish exceptionalism is a myth" for a lot of people seems to mean "so we might as well not even bother trying to improve things".

Append “for everyone in the country” and you’ve hit the core issue I’ve got with independence.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ash Crimson posted:

This hinges on the British public being logical.

They are not.

Ah, but you see, the Scottish on the other hand.

Good to see you getting a head start on the tartan callipers chat, there’ll be a market for that!

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


There’s a much more left wing pro Independence Party in the Scottish greens, you’d think if there was a chance at socialism from independence it’d be done with much more support for the leftist party than the neoliberal one.

Why am I pointing this out? Mainly because siding with centrists in the hope it’ll get you towards socialism is a bit of an ask considering literally every single time centrists have been in charge of anything.

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Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

And I am suggesting that I do not see the distinction between the two if I'm to believe that the SNP membership and voters are actually very left and it just isn't reflected in the leadership? What, then, is the fundamental difference?

As a single issue party, it’s impossible to measure the actual size of the left wing vote in Scotland because the actual shitlib wing of the party is x and the left is y and the turboterfs are z.

An obfuscation that helpfully deflects criticism of Scottish exceptionalism.

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